Corrupted wish game

Postby **holysoldier5000** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 8:21 pm

Granted... but they started handing out Hitler boxershorts instead. X_X

I wish for a song to fill my heart.... (lets see what you do with this one)

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 11:59 pm

Granted - but the song is titled "Hitler's Boxer Shorts".

I wish that the song "Hitler's Boxer Shorts" would be a chart-topping world sensation.

Postby **Ingemar** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 12:14 am

Granted, but the performers-- "Death to the Jooooooos" are assassinated by the Mossad the day after it reaches number one.

I wish. Period.

Postby **Fsiphskilm** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 12:18 am

Wish Grante

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 12:21 am

Granted. Your claw hammer also grows real claws, and your box of wingnuts is now full of nuts with real working wings.

I wish that Volt's real life surname was AmpÃ¨re.
mostly for the irony

Postby **Fsiphskilm** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 12:25 am

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Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 12:34 am

Granted, but people laugh at you for wearing those really tall shoes.

I wish that more people were aware of the dangers of the humekitty menace.

Postby **Ingemar** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 12:57 am

Granted, but his name is Dennis.

Think of me.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 1:21 am

Granted, but your name is Dennis.
and you look like Stalin

I wish for a fish sandwich.

Postby **holysoldier5000** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 4:27 am

Granted, but its really a live shark and the sandwich eats you.

I wish I was InuYasha!

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 1:29 pm

Granted, you are now smashed into the ground at the whim of a schoolgirl.

I wish I was watching a movie I enjoy right now

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 1:33 pm

Granted but it turns out that in order to watch it you have to sit on your head
while trying to get the channel that shows movies in Cantonese!

I wish that Sango and Miroku got their own spin-off series from Inuyasha!

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 1:37 pm

Granted, but it's a sitcom filmed in front of a live audience where they live in a pizza place next door to an out of work slacker who periodically shows up to cause comedic misunderstandings... and they have an annoying child spouting one-liners all the time.

TPBM thinks that would be a cool show

Postby **meboeck** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 5:59 pm

Um... you switched from corrupted wish to TPBM.

Anyway... I wish my college courses were easier.

Postby **holysoldier5000** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 6:57 pm

Granted, but the college burns down before you could get your grade...bummer... "ALL RIGHT! Who was playing in the Chem Labs Again?"

I wish I was the one playing in the Chem Labs :evil:

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 10:47 pm

Granted, but you tried fifty times to burn the school down, and it only worked because a grad student took pity on you. Then you died in the fire.

I wish that the grad student wasn't a guy named Gertrude.

Postby **holysoldier5000** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 5:04 am

Granted, its a girl named Gertrude

I wish I was resurrected from the ashes of the school fire just like the Phoenix!

Postby **meboeck** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 8:14 am

Granted, but Gertrude still died in the fire and now you have a guilty concsience(sp?)

I wish it was still summer.

Postby **holysoldier5000** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 1:33 pm

Granted, but it means that Christmas must be removed from the Calendar to add the extra days for summer. So now you have the guilty conscious for destroying Christmas!!!

I wish I had a date with a beautiful j-pop star (female only please)

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 4:44 pm

Granted but she ends up being a transsexual.

I wish that Inuyasha would not only be nominated but sweep the Emmys in the
animation category!

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 5:48 pm

Granted, but only for a side-series where Inuyasha is a transexual.

I wish that that any hint of Inuyasha being a transexual was erased.

Postby **TheSeaAndStars** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 11:22 pm

sure, but a shark eats............*scratch that*

anyways, granted but...... a... whale... eats... you. ^__^
*slightly more original*

Postby **Crosspunisher** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 6:06 am

You did not wish

i wish tpam would have wished

Postby **Radical Dreamer** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 12:27 pm

Granted, but you lose your cool CT avi.

I wish FYE.com shipped their books faster...>.>

Postby **Aka-chan** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 4:51 pm

Granted, but they usually get the wrong books to you.

I wish I was a DDR champion.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 6:41 pm

Granted but to gain the title you have to defeat a REAL DDR game where the
dragons are real and they eat girls for lunch!

I wish that Hollywood actually made sense!

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 7:02 pm

Granted, but you finally understand how stupid it is.

I wish that the whole concept of software and business model patenting was anathema to all governments and corporations.

Postby **TheSeaAndStars** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 9:02 pm

sure, but........... it confuses everyone and a whale eats u.^___^

i wish i didn't forget to make a wish last time.
*that works. lol*

Postby **PrincessZelda** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 9:09 pm

Granted, but now you're lonely.

I wish I had a better scanner.

Postby **Mithrandir** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 9:33 pm

Granted. You now have a 20 year old Albertson's UPC scanner.

I wish I could drop a few pounds.

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