Corrupted wish game

[SigmaKnight]

Granted, but now anime isnt anywhere to be found in america, and its been outlawed, and to make things even worse japan starts WWIII and is hated by the whole world, and all cause of your wish. >.> tsk tsk tsk... *shakes head*

I wish the last wish wasn't wished.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but the corruption happened anyway.

I wish that airplanes had wings that actually flapped like birds' wings.

[SigmaKnight]

Granted, but they are also the size of brids, so noone can fly on them.

I wish several fleets of helicopters and boats.

[FelinaofL2]

Granted, but they are miniatures and do nothing whatsoever, not even move.

I wish that flamingos were blue. (Random fact: They are pink because of what they eat.)

[SigmaKnight]

granted, they eat the sky, now theyre blue but its always dark so you cant see them anyway. >.>;;

I wish flamingos were orange-ish red and were on fire and were called... flame-ing-gos

[KA1-EG13]

[quote="SigmaKnight"]granted, they eat the sky, now theyre blue but its always dark so you cant see them anyway. >.>]

Granted, but several people think they are a sign of the end of the world and mass hysteria ensues.

I wish my computer's brain would come back.

[SigmaKnight]

granted, you get a brain in the mail, and it actually attaches to your computer, unfortunately it was stolen from a governmental lab, and you're now number one on everyones most wanted list and everyone is trying to kill you.

I wish not everyone was trying to kill him.

[faithfighter]

I wish not everyone was trying to kill him.

granted, one person stopped, every one else still is

I wish I could fly

[SigmaKnight]

Granted, I can fly, you on the other hand.... >.>

I wish that faithfighter could fly.

[mitsuki lover]

Granted but she has to flap her hands up and down sixty times and sing the
theme to Chitty-chitty-bang-bang in Yiddish first before getting off the ground!

I wish that G4 would disappear from the face of the Earth and be replaced by
Techtv the way it was before!

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but it's replaced by Techtv the way it was before it was filmed - i.e. blank.

I wish that something totally awesome filled that gap.

[Ssjjvash]

Granted, but only for thr3e minutes before it explodes and causes another national disaster.

I wish I had Monday off of school!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Puguni]

As you wish...but you miss a super fun surprise school carnival.

I wish pigs really flew!

[SigmaKnight]

granted, but they cant land

I wish pugumummy would tell everyone about her favorite adopted son:3

[Puguni]

Granted, but she says only embarrassing things. XDD

I wish for the ability to make cool wishes.

[SigmaKnight]

Granted, but only if your favorite adopted son your favorite child ever. XD

I wish, i had real neko ears.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but they're growing on your feet.

I wish that giant pizza aliens would invade.

[snow_Rock]

granted, the moon is now full of pizza aliens.

i wish i could drive a crashed car

[mitsuki lover]

Granted but you end up coming in last in the local Demolition Derby and the
person who finished ahead of you is the infamous Little Old Lady From Pasadena!

I wish that we could relive the entire 1960s without the Vietnam War!

[animegirl1]

granted u relive it during ww3

i wish that my grant wasnt so uncreative

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but Creative Labs sues you for patent infringement - "A method for creatively granting and optionally corrupting wishes."

I wish that UC Pseudonym could cite prior art for that patent.

[Photosoph]

Granted; he can... and does so, reciting it every single morning as he wakes up. In fact, as well as annoying everyone else, it also annoys him, so he rings you every single morning to recite it to you in order to make you share in his misery.

I wish I had animegirl1's avatar! It's so darn cute! Reminds me of the old Go-cat from those ads. *Sighs.*

[SigmaKnight]

Granted, but yours was the true cute avatar, and now its lost to the world and the planet sinks in to darkness.

I wish photosoph would come to the CAA chat.

[holysoldier5000]

Yes but you find out he’s really me in disguise!

I wish I would come to the CAA chat

[SigmaKnight]

Granted but I am really photosoph

I wish i had another wish here to wish.

[Radical Dreamer]

Granted, but you can't use it.

I wish you could see how hard I'm laughing at your comments about me in the chat.

[holysoldier5000]

He can see and Oh! Who ever thought you were really an Alien from outerspace!

I wish for world domination! Hooray!

[Wild Eagle]

Granted, but it only lasts for a second.

I wish I had a subamarine.

[holysoldier5000]

granted but... its yellow "WE ALL LIVE IN A YELLOW SUBARMAINE!"

I wish for leiderhosen... Hooray!

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but it's taken as leaderhosen, which is rendered to the second genie as fuhrerhosen, and you get a pair of Hitler's pants.

I wish that genies weren't going around handing out hitlerpants.