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Postby Photosoph » Sun Aug 28, 2005 5:13 pm

Granted, but now they're minature, and are hunted into extinction by hungry crocodiles.

I wish I could squash that irritating Disney cricket.
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Postby meboeck » Sun Aug 28, 2005 7:37 pm

Granted, but PETA and the Humane Society file a lawsuit against you for killing a celebrity animal.

I wish I lived in Arizona.
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Postby TheSeaAndStars » Sun Aug 28, 2005 8:42 pm

errr... ok but a shark eats u.XD*creativity issues*

i wish i could like totally not talk/type like a this.
*or i wish i would stop typing random answers that dont make sense*
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Postby Photosoph » Sun Aug 28, 2005 9:26 pm

Granted, but then for some reason the sense of the normal person is totally reversed, so your sense doesn't make sense at all, if that makes sense. ;)

Don't worry, I think you make sense. ^_^

I wish I wasn't being sued for Animal Cruelty. o_O
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Postby Kaligraphic » Sun Aug 28, 2005 9:56 pm

Granted, you're being prosecuted for murder.

I wish that Photosoph wasn't being charged with a crime.
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Postby Crosspunisher » Mon Aug 29, 2005 5:57 am

Granted but now you are

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Postby Photosoph » Mon Aug 29, 2005 3:45 pm

Granted, but since I don't understand that I grant a completely different thing instead, causing every hair on your head to turn into a blade of grass.
Word of caution: don't come to NZ... and/or don't go anywhere else with lots of sheep. ;)

I wish our sheep wouldn't keep trying to steal the food I give the chickens...
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Postby Kaligraphic » Mon Aug 29, 2005 7:51 pm

Granted. Now the food is being stolen by rats, while the sheep turn carnivorous and go after the chickens themselves.

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Postby animegirl1 » Tue Aug 30, 2005 4:07 am

granted but u go mute so i make them obey me

i wish chocolate chips were alive
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Postby mitsuki lover » Tue Aug 30, 2005 1:06 pm

Granted but the future you see is actually one of the missing episodes of
The X-Files and you must pay Chris Carter royalties.

I wish that they would put Outlaw Star back on AS.
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Postby KA1-EG13 » Tue Aug 30, 2005 1:11 pm

mitsuki lover wrote:Granted but the future you see is actually one of the missing episodes of
The X-Files and you must pay Chris Carter royalties.

I wish that they would put Outlaw Star back on AS.


Granted but It's in greek.

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Postby Crosspunisher » Tue Aug 30, 2005 1:43 pm

Granted :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance:
but now thay dance all over your face

I wish that i had a copy of trigun that would never brake
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Postby SigmaKnight » Tue Aug 30, 2005 2:08 pm

Granted, it gets eaten.

I wish i wasn't as tired as I am.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Tue Aug 30, 2005 2:11 pm

Granted, you now are tarred instead of tired.

I wish we had some feathers handy for SigmaKnight.
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Postby Crosspunisher » Tue Aug 30, 2005 2:53 pm

Granted thay blow away in the wind

i wish i was able to fly
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Postby Kiba-kun » Tue Aug 30, 2005 2:55 pm

Granted but you never come down and your always asked to do things and you soon go insane

i wish i didnt have this blasted cold
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Do others not see when we yearn for their touch;
An insatiable hunger only they can feed.
Left alone with out their words – fallen into darkness.
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Knowing the only answer is flight.
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Postby TheSeaAndStars » Tue Aug 30, 2005 5:30 pm

sure thing, but........... a shark eats u!^___^

i wish sharks would stop eating people.
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Postby SigmaKnight » Tue Aug 30, 2005 8:24 pm

Granted but... of course >.> a shark eats you.

I wish i wasn't tarred.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Tue Aug 30, 2005 10:44 pm

Granted, but you spend the rest of your life feeling tired.

I wish that SigmaKnight had a Red Bull sitting on a table near to him.
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Postby TheSeaAndStars » Tue Aug 30, 2005 11:23 pm

sure thing, but.......... a shark drinks it all and eats SigmaKnight........and you..... ofcourse.

i wish i wasn't having creativity issues.XD
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Postby animegirl1 » Wed Aug 31, 2005 4:40 am

granted but you become sooo creative that u dont make sense at all

i wish i knew everyone in caa
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Postby Kaligraphic » Wed Aug 31, 2005 8:31 am

Granted. Someone signs up with the username 'everyone' and you meet that person.

I wish that Red Bull really did give people wings.
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Postby Crosspunisher » Wed Aug 31, 2005 8:49 am

k it gives them jet packs

i wisi i was the only person who liked trigun
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Wed Aug 31, 2005 11:19 am

Granted, thus every store and website on Earth quits carrying anything Trigun related, since there's no point is talking about a show that only one person likes.

I wish Charlton Heston worked at my local gas station
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Postby Maledicte » Wed Aug 31, 2005 12:42 pm

Granted, but he sells cigarettes and beer to the minors.

I wish me and the guy who works at the computer lab would become friends.
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Postby mitsuki lover » Wed Aug 31, 2005 12:51 pm

Granted but his idea of being friends means staying up all night watching
massive marathons of Friends and Joey which causes your eyeballs to slowly
fade into your brain.

I wish that we had a channel of nothing but Rumiko Takahashi shows!
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Postby Photosoph » Wed Aug 31, 2005 2:16 pm

Granted, but it's in black and white and only works from 3-4AM. The rest of the time it shows ten frames from random episodes each hour.

I wish I could understand the Chicken language.
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Postby FelinaofL2 » Wed Aug 31, 2005 2:47 pm

Granted, but now you can't speak any other language.

I wish that all of the world's problems were solved by Santa Claus.

(XD This game is FUNNY!)
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Postby animegirl1 » Wed Aug 31, 2005 4:29 pm

granted but every year he gives you a lump of coal

i wish i could make loads more friends on this site
The Letter from God Dear child, Despite your silence, I have heard your soul weeping. Why have you been so unhappy? Have you forgotten my everlasting love for you? Child, you are mine. Why have you not called my name sooner? If you seek me, I will answer. I am your counselor, ready to instruct you and show you which path to take. When you come to me, I will embrace you and silence all your fears. Just remember that I am here to hold you close and dry your tears. I will always be right beside you. Not only am I your father, but your best friend. Do not be afraid to ask for my mercy and forgiveness. I know that its hard to live on earth, so I understand when you fall down once in awhile, ask me for help, and I will pick you up and carry you. No one loves you more than I do. When you feel alone, remember I am beside you. When you feel helpless, remember I offer myself to you. When you feel lost, remember I will lead you, and when you feel forgotten, remember that you are my child and I will love you unconditionally. It is never too late to come home. I will be here waiting, ready to embrace you. I will leave the light on for you. Forever with you, God

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Postby FelinaofL2 » Wed Aug 31, 2005 5:10 pm

Granted, but no one wants to be your friend in the real world.

I wish that 4Kids had never gotten it's filthy hands on One Piece and utterly destroyed it. (>_< Don't we all?!!! They destroy great anime!!)
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///_- ///_-; ///_^ ///_x ///_¬ ///_O ///_@
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I was adopted by MS! He's my Oniisan (Big brother) now! :jump:
*~*~*~
"Hakkai is Shangri-La's first Mr. Nice Guy. He's like a living, angsty plushie." -Me, in an online AIM chat
*~*~*~
"A thief has no honor."

This is an evil thing of a cliche against us honorable thieves. My new version:

"A thief has honor, but zombies have no brains."
*~*~*~
In memoriam... :angel:

Alison, mother of Felina
October 4, 1958-March 20, 2005

In celebration... :jump:
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