Corrupted wish game

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, but he's stolen from a Spielberg set and you get arrested

I wish I had the power to see through time

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, you now see everything as it was one minute in the past. Reading now takes much longer for you.

I wish that I could make "slow glass" that light would take a year to pass through, so that I could sell people on having wonderful mountain vistas in their city homes.

[Photosoph]

Granted, but you sell it for -$500 and make a huge loss.

I wish I could understand Kaligraphic's last wish.

[SigmaKnight]

Granted, but you are now stalking him, and leaving love notes. >.>;;

I wish photosoph all the luck in the world in getting kali to fall inlove with her.

[mitsuki lover]

Granted but for some reason it turns out that Kaligraphic is really a bullfrog named
Jeremiah!

I wish that I had a gazillion dollars and was married to BOTH Moneca Stori AND
Kelly Sheridan!

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but Moneca Stori and Kelly Sheridan are both amphibians like myself, only they happen to be poisonous. You proceed to spend your gazillion dollars defending yourself from the animal cruelty lawsuits.

I wish that mitsuki lover hadn't turned me into a bullfrog. (seriously, it makes typing hard as all get out.)

[SigmaKnight]

Granted, you are now a moose, but on the upside... Photosoph still loves you, but youre just a pet now.

I wish that everyone thought i was cute

[meboeck]

Granted, but now everyone stalks you because they think you're so cute. You spend the rest of your life running from crazed fangirls.

I wish SigmaKnight didn't have to spend the rest of his life in hiding.

[SigmaKnight]

XD granted, but factions of groups form among my fan girls, and thus begins world war three.

I wish that all my fangirls still loved me, but, didnt start world war three

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but they love you in a cannibalistic sort of way - they want to kill and eat you!

I wish that I wasn't a moose.

[SigmaKnight]

Granted, youre now a cell phone.

I wish my fangirls didnt want to kill me or eat me >.> but i want them to still love me. XD

[Puguni]

Granted, but now that's all they'll do. They've stopped all other bodily functions.

I wish I had a pink glove.

[meboeck]

Granted, but its toddler size.

I wish I ruled the universe.

[Photosoph]

Granted, but it's stuck to your head so you look like a rooster. And you can't take it off, because it has somehow mutated and grown into your skin.... ew.

I wish that Kaligraphic was my pet moose... wait, no! He is. *Grins happily.* I wish... SigmaKnight's fangirls weren't practically veggies.

<Edit>D'oh; this is what comes from disconnecting and leaving the page open for a while before sending it. ^_^"

So... to grant meboeck's wish...

Granted! But it's an odd universe filled with live cannibal veggies and is only about five feet wide, deep, and high.

[K. Ayato]

Granted. SigmaKnight's fangirls are now pratically Gerber baby foods.

I wish I wasn't just a substitute staff member at work.

[Photosoph]

Granted, -you're now the manager of your whole section. Then again, this might not be so good... for when your superiors change your uniforms into giant santa suits, you're the one everyone under you blames.

I wish I had an apple and custard dessert right now... and I wish SigmaKnight had some weird tasty kind of jelly pudding. And I wish MSPilot had a bowl of vanilla custard, and I wish Kaligraphic had a punch bowl full of jello.

That should give you some good material for a long post.

[Ingemar]

Granted, but--

All deserts with custard have the dismembered remains of Col/Lt. General (which every you prefer) George Armstrong Custer.

The jello snacks are made from the remains of your next door neighbor (Gelatin is made of Collagen, one of the more common proteins in your body).

I wish that Kaligraphic would at least make his avatar look less Hitler-y.

[SigmaKnight]

Granted now it looks like stalin.

Granted. SigmaKnight's fangirls are now pratically Gerber baby foods.

@.@ I wish they were human. >.>

[KA1-EG13]

Granted but they rebel and form a tyranical dictatorship.

[mitsuki lover]

I wish that we could elect Inuyaha President!

[Photosoph]

Granted, but after a devastating, unforeseen rain of ice cream snow which first of all hindered cockroach reproduction, but then spurred it on to new heights, he's demoted to Vice President.

I wish I had good cheescake to eat right now... Preferably one in a chocolate flavour... or perhaps vanilla.

[PrincessZelda]

Granted, but it's been let outside in for two days.


I wish I had a new keyboard.

[TheSeaAndStars]

sure thing, but the keyboard is really a crocodile.

i wish i didn't have to drive so far to meet up withh people

[Nate]

Granted, but they don't want to meet you now.

I wish I had spaghettios with meatballs instead of just regular spaghetti with meatballs.

[SigmaKnight]

Granted but all you get is two little o's and meatballs that fit in them.

I wish that i could wish what i want to wish.

[Photosoph]

Granted, but it's been let outside in for two days.

Whoot! Chunky! *dives into the cheescake, ignoring the stale crust.*

Granted, but of course, your wish gets corrupted.

I wish Sigma's wish that he really wants to wish won't get corrupted.

[SigmaKnight]

granted, but yours does.

I wish the wish I want to wish.

[mitsuki lover]

Granted but you keep hearing a cricket singing WHEN YOU WISH UPON A STAR
for some odd reason.

I wish that we could have a fight between Inuyasha and Duncan McLeod.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but during the battle, Kagome gets cut in three and killed.

I wish mitsuki lover hadn't made me kill Kagome.

[Puguni]

Granted, so now you just disfigured her face and now she's hideous.

I wish hippopotamuses weren't so dangerous.