Corrupted wish game

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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Fri Aug 19, 2005 5:29 pm

Greanted, but you discover that we're all thoughtless.

I wish School hadn't started this week
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Postby Kaligraphic » Fri Aug 19, 2005 5:32 pm

Granted - school didn't start this week. Primarily because Earth has just been invaded by space aliens and everyone over the age of five has just been drafted.

I wish that Earth hadn't been invaded by space aliens.
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Fri Aug 19, 2005 5:44 pm

Granted, but that's cause they vaporized it to make way for the new by-pass

I wish I had a large slice of Pizza
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Postby K. Ayato » Fri Aug 19, 2005 6:01 pm

Granted. It's a large slice of plastic pizza.

I wish I had a serving of my dad's lasagna.
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Fri Aug 19, 2005 6:12 pm

Granted, but it's plastic lasagna :sweat:

I wish I had come up with a more witty retort
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Postby SigmaKnight » Fri Aug 19, 2005 7:24 pm

Granted but its a plastic witty retort. XD

I wish that I had come up with a witty retort.
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Postby Ingemar » Fri Aug 19, 2005 9:30 pm

Granted, but it's Dragonshimmer's definition of witty (kitty).

I wish CLAMP over the hubbard rose Zinfandel jargon.
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Postby SigmaKnight » Fri Aug 19, 2005 9:36 pm

o.o Granted, you get a bent clamp, dead a rose, a broken bottle of Zinfandel, and a list of boring J.A.R.G.O.N or "Junky Acronymic Recondite Grandiose Overblown Names".

I wish this post was posted.
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Postby carneman » Fri Aug 19, 2005 9:39 pm

Granted but you get banned for it.
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Postby SigmaKnight » Fri Aug 19, 2005 10:40 pm

granted, MY printer now has a new ink cartridge.

I wish carneman's printer had a new ink cartridge. XP
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Postby Ingemar » Fri Aug 19, 2005 11:34 pm

Granted, but it's for a printer that is not compatible with XP, as specified.

I wish a tish blew huffalimp dish on a rang tang two fang barbeque bish.
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Postby mitsuki lover » Sat Aug 20, 2005 12:14 pm

Granted but you're automatically slapped with a bill for polluting the air.

I wish that all network anchors had to wear kilts.
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Postby Ingemar » Sat Aug 20, 2005 12:58 pm

Granted, but that's AFTER those network people are transformed into ACTUAL anchors (the kind you throw overboard).

I wish that the purple dishwasher monkeys down the water warter pipe down shizzle.
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Postby CreatureArt » Sat Aug 20, 2005 8:08 pm

Granted, but they're that crazy colour that's right in the middle of purple and blue so that you spend the rest of your life stuck in awful confusion regarding whether your wish was actually granted properly or not.

I wish I understood what Ingemar's wish was about.
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Postby SigmaKnight » Sat Aug 20, 2005 9:02 pm

Granted, but your brain explodes.

I wish that CreatureArt, was... quadruplets >.>
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Postby Ingemar » Sat Aug 20, 2005 9:02 pm

Granted, but fraternal--and ugly.

I wish goober offer troller jump down Lombard Lollard Lowry Lowtax.
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Postby Ingemar » Sun Aug 21, 2005 10:13 pm

Urghh, bump: but post #1161 is still ups for grabs.
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Postby Chocobo777 » Sun Aug 21, 2005 10:39 pm

Granted but noone knows what the hey that means so only you and God actually know how to possibly corrupt that wish.

I wish I actually knew what that meant.
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Postby CreatureArt » Mon Aug 22, 2005 2:10 am

Granted, but then that's the only thing you understand. At all. The amazing meaning of it all keeps working itself around in your brain until you are unable to concentrate on anything else bar breathing.

I wish I could breathe underwater. :)
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Postby TrigunX89 » Mon Aug 22, 2005 4:54 am

Granted, but you get eaten by a shark.

I wish I were a big rockstar.
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Postby Crosspunisher » Mon Aug 22, 2005 5:48 am

Granted, but you sell your self out in 3 months.

I wish i were a little bit taller.
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Postby Puguni » Mon Aug 22, 2005 6:42 am

Granted; go off and enjoy your 1cm added height.

I wish my download would go faster.
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Postby meboeck » Mon Aug 22, 2005 9:01 am

Granted, but now all mammals hate you. And people too.

I wish Otakon wasn't over.
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Postby Ingemar » Mon Aug 22, 2005 10:06 am

Granted, but you're stuck there forever, a la Groundhog Day.

I wish KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
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Postby Galant » Mon Aug 22, 2005 10:09 am

Granted, except when he shows up he not only kills your son but also your whole crew.

I wish that it was easier to stay fit than get fat.
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Postby Puguni » Mon Aug 22, 2005 11:17 am

Granted, but now all the exercise/diet programs despise you and you are constantly hounded by lawsuits.

I wish I was clean all the time.
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Postby Galant » Mon Aug 22, 2005 11:33 am

Granted but you now spend the rest of your life taking a shower.

I wish I was the strongest man in the world.
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Postby Ingemar » Mon Aug 22, 2005 12:30 pm

Granted, but that's because you're now the ONLY man in the world.

I wish kaddafispolumpadoompyaddabuump.
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Postby Silvanis » Mon Aug 22, 2005 12:33 pm

Granted but it's hideous.

I wish I could read. V_V
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Postby Galant » Mon Aug 22, 2005 12:37 pm

Granted but all the books have disappeared and no-one can write any more!

I wish for peace.
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