Corrupted wish game

[SigmaKnight]

granted, but it was run by the borg, and so was the rest of anything that had to do with anime, as a matter of fact, your the last human left. XD

I wish all the people were back, and back to normal.

[Kiba-kun]

granted but normal isnt normal so there not normal

i wish i had a singing voice that could fix what was broken and the gov never knew

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, your singing will now neuter seriously injured animals, and the government neither knows nor would it care.

I wish that fast food didn't taste like roadkill.

[SigmaKnight]

granted, now roadkill tastes like food, and it is now the primary ingredient in all the food you like.

I wish that food wasnt made of roadkill.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, it's now made of recycled organic waste and compost.

I wish that people on this site would use "four-line sigs" rather than having sigs longer than a screen.

[SigmaKnight]

Granted but now you have a two page long sig and cant get rid of it.

I wish... I could come up with a poem.

[heero yuy 95]

Wish granted, but the poem catches on fire as you hold it to a candle to read it because the room you're in is dark and has poor lighting. You will spend the rest of your life wonderin how the poem could have gone.

I wish my house would burn to the ground. Heh heh heh, see if you can corrupt that!

[mitsuki lover]

Granted but unfortunately for you the fire destroys all of you anime DVDs and
all of your clothes so that for the next two months you are living at the local
Blockbuster and wearing your younger siblings clothes,which too bad for you
make you look like a total dork!

I wish that we could trade Impact Alberto and Rachel to the Inuyasha Universe
for Kagome,Inuyasha,Sango,Kirara and a monk to be named later.

[SigmaKnight]

granted, but you go with impact and rachel, while inuyasha and the rest escape in to reality, unfortunately moments later youre beaten to with in an inch of your life by rachel and impact

I wish that the past 109 pages of wishes never happened.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but it's calculated by Kaligraphic's settings, which only show 28 pages of wishes, meaning that you erase past the beginning of the thread and accidentally delete the entire site. Unfortunately, the deletion is rather violent, and it causes the server to explode, and Mithrandir comes to your house and beats the tar out of you for blowing up the server.

I wish that everyone would suddenly agree to refer to corporations as 'carparotians'.

[Photosoph]

Granted, but it's involuntary, so they never mean to say it. Which means that they become all confused and blame you.

I wish I could party all day long! ...Party as in dancing on a disco floor with all those lights.... @_@

[SigmaKnight]

granted, but its against your will, at gun point, and you can never stop.... ever.

I wish photosoph didnt have to party like that.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, but it's because the WORLD HAS ENDED!!!

I wish wouldn't bring about the end of the world

[kirakira]

Granted, but they take control of school systems worldwide and now all student-aged people spend seven hours a day dancing in a banana costume to appease their new headmasters.


I wish mom would come home so I wouldn't have to babysit!

[SigmaKnight]

Granted, but she comes home to babysit you, and literally sits on you. XD

I wish that this thread will forever stay on page one of goof off.

[Conner999]

Granted, but now the entire Goof Off forum is locked.


I wish I could breakdance like Kujo.

[mitsuki lover]

Granted but it makes you to also drool like Cujo.

I wish that the person who wrote Feelings would go tone deaf!

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but so does half the planet, resulting is a disgusting array of noises being passed off as "music" while you have to hear it on the radio and in movies and such. (Kind of like it is now)

I wish that nobody was tone-deaf.

[Sakura's Wings]

Granted, but now everybody, including you are tone deaf and the world has to suffer the consequences of tone-deafnisity

[Scribs]

I wish the person above me had posted a wish.

[SigmaKnight]

Granted, but you dont know how to corrupt it and never posted, there for this wish never happened.

I wish for a cup o_o

[meboeck]

Granted, but the cup has a hole in the bottom.

I wish it was time for Otakon!

[SigmaKnight]

granted, but since people werent expecting it to be now, noone is there, and everyone misses it.

I wish they didnt miss otakon.. o.o

[Conner999]

Granted, but now there is so much confusion about the dates.. They decided not to hold one next yer.


I wish I had money to pay for college.

[Galant]

Granted, unfortunately it has the monopoly logo all over it.

I wish.

[Scribs]

Ganted, but your wish is pointless.

I wish the answerer would have extreem flactulence, far away from me and my friends and relatives.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted; your phone rings, you pick it up, and you go flying from the force of the blast. You land two towns over.

I wish that I could grab a random dog, cook him up, and make a mutt loaf.

[Sakura's Wings]

greated, but then you are a cannibal *your avvie is a dog*

i wish i hadnt forgotten to put down a wish.....

[kirakira]

Granted, but you use it up wishing for more wishes until they all expire and you can't use them anymore.

I wish it would rain more often!

[meboeck]

Granted, but now it won't stop raining and everything is flooded.

I wish I didn't have to start my college classes.