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Postby SigmaKnight » Thu Aug 11, 2005 7:53 pm

granted, you were joking im perfectly fine :D and i am now the worlds richest person. XD

I wish that that i could play .hack//fragment.
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Postby faithfighter » Thu Aug 11, 2005 9:02 pm

granted but you loss.

I wish I wasn't bored so eailsy
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Postby Sakura's Wings » Fri Aug 12, 2005 1:16 pm

Granted, but you are bored infinately.

I wish i could use the online connectin at home (seeing as im at a friends place.)
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Postby Kaligraphic » Fri Aug 12, 2005 1:32 pm

Granted, but you cannot do anything else (including eating, drinking, breathing) and you suffocate within a couple of minutes.

I wish that I had a team of three beautiful women trained in combat who would go on missions for me until I got a wildly popular television series called "Kali no Tenshi" - all in Japanese, and with the three women never seeing my face.
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Postby SigmaKnight » Fri Aug 12, 2005 1:43 pm

Granted, but after awhile they think youre a stalker and that youre using them, so the go after you and kill you after the first episode airs, but they never do see your face.

I wish kali was still alive @.@
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Postby Kaligraphic » Fri Aug 12, 2005 2:23 pm

Granted, but it's because you were his stunt double and they killed you instead.

I wish that I had a glass of cold Pepsi right now.
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Postby SigmaKnight » Fri Aug 12, 2005 2:36 pm

Granted, but now pepsi is a lot worse than coke

I wish i was alive again @.@
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Postby animegirl1 » Fri Aug 12, 2005 2:44 pm

granted but kaligraphic ambushes u with he minnions and takes over the world

i wish i took over the world
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Postby SigmaKnight » Fri Aug 12, 2005 2:48 pm

granted, but i come back from the dead and regain control with zombie minions XD

I wish people would stop trying to take over the world and realize that ive already done it. :D
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Postby Kaligraphic » Fri Aug 12, 2005 4:10 pm

Granted, you stop trying to take over the world and realize that I've already done it.

I wish that my denecrophiser project was completed so that I could restore SigmaKnight from undeath to real life.
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Postby SigmaKnight » Fri Aug 12, 2005 4:39 pm

Granted, but as soon as I'm really alive you hand over control of the world to me. XD

I wish for there to be another 200 pages for this thread.
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Postby mitsuki lover » Fri Aug 12, 2005 4:43 pm

Granted but all the posts come out in ancient Celtic!

I wish that I could date one of my favorite VAs.
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Postby SigmaKnight » Fri Aug 12, 2005 4:46 pm

granted, but they realize youre only dating them for their voice, they break up with you, write a tell all book about the relationship you had, and no other VAs want to date you.

I wish i remembered to put a wish, that would be a loophole, here. @.@
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Postby Kaligraphic » Fri Aug 12, 2005 6:58 pm

Granted, but you neglected to actually wish for something, so you get a smelly fish as a consolation prize.

I wish that SigmaKnight would actually have shown some gratitude for my restoring him from undeath.
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Postby LightUpTheDark » Fri Aug 12, 2005 7:11 pm

Granted, but you are now plagued with calls from him thanking you...

I wish I was in Japan right now.
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Postby SigmaKnight » Fri Aug 12, 2005 7:21 pm

Granted, but youre there for only 5 minutes, picking up a 500lbs package of various anime and other japanese items, to give to kali for me. XD

I wish kali wouldnt consider me a stalker from all the thank you calls.
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Postby animegirl1 » Fri Aug 12, 2005 9:16 pm

granted he considors u an assasin and never goes near u again

i wish i gain control of all the minnions and regain control of the world and envent a machine that makes it impossible to take control from me
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Postby SigmaKnight » Fri Aug 12, 2005 9:47 pm

Granted, but before you can use the machine i take control of it and use it for my own purposes, so now i rule the world and the minions and its impossible to take it from me XD and now i throw you in jail for treason. >.>

I wish i could give her a lighter sentence.
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Postby Wild Eagle » Fri Aug 12, 2005 10:05 pm

Granted, but you have someone above you to report to and they demand that you give her a heavier sentence.

I wish I could get some sleep now.
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Postby Ingemar » Fri Aug 12, 2005 10:26 pm

Granted, but that's after inhaling carbon monoxide (not a lethal quantity, though).

I wish I DIDN'T have spastic female stalkers.
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Postby SigmaKnight » Fri Aug 12, 2005 10:31 pm

Granted, but now noone likes you.

I wish people liked ingemar again
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Postby Ingemar » Fri Aug 12, 2005 10:49 pm

Granted, but only spastic female stalkers do.

I wish ever Kyou X Yuki fanfic writer would be condemned to being strapped to a chair and listen to their perverted fantasies until they die.
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Postby kirakira » Fri Aug 12, 2005 10:59 pm

Granted, and now CAA parties in celebration for the next three weeks straight, however, massive amounts of members get in trouble for not showing up to school.

I wish I didn't have to go to school!
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Postby TheSeaAndStars » Fri Aug 12, 2005 11:16 pm

Sure thing but without schoolin' the only job u can get is working for me.
*u wouldn't like it. trust me*

I wish I didn't press the "post reply" button just now.
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Postby SigmaKnight » Fri Aug 12, 2005 11:55 pm

granted you never replyed at all and now kira has to go to school.

I wish i had a higher post count @.@
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Postby snow_Rock » Sat Aug 13, 2005 7:45 am

granted, provided that you post your wish many, many times.

I wish i could fly
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Postby animegirl1 » Sat Aug 13, 2005 9:48 am

granted but u grow wings and loose ur arms

i wish the machine broke and i retook control
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Postby mitsuki lover » Sat Aug 13, 2005 5:19 pm

Granted but it only happens after the Borg invade and everyone is assimilated
into the Collective!

I wish that they turned The Price Is Right into an anime series.
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Postby SigmaKnight » Sat Aug 13, 2005 6:32 pm

Granted but its a borg run show, and is very bland and boring and the full title is "the prices is right, for assimilation"

I wish i was the leader of the borg. @.@
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Postby meboeck » Sat Aug 13, 2005 6:39 pm

Granted, but the Borg are defeated by a computer virus.

I wish Otakon would start tomorrow.
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