Corrupted wish game

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but you can't smile normally.

I wish that some anime was sold by the liter.

[Ingemar]

Granted, but a n00b Suncoast employee misreads "liter" and sells Anime DVD's with jugs of Johnny Cat kitty "litter".

Ugh, I wish I could get that image out of my head.

[Kaligraphic]

The wish gave to Ing such delight,
but the granting gave him massive fright,
it popped out of his head,
and into his bed,
and he dreamt of it every night.

I wish that 50% of all snails could fly.

[SigmaKnight]

granted, but now people eat snail eggs instead of chicken eggs, and it throws the monetary system out of whack and to make a longstory short, anime and manga cost 50 dollars each now, and dvd's only have one episode.

I wish snails couldn't fly at all

[Kaligraphic]

Granted is your wish
Down the snails fall to their deaths
Land on Sigma's head

I wish that anime was cheaper.

[SigmaKnight]

granted, but now wealth is measured in dead snails and i buy all anime and manga, all the rights to all of them and all the artists are now my minions, and i control the flow of anime XD bwhahahahahahahaha!

._. i wish that was true.

[Photosoph]

Granted, but you become the evil king reigning menacingly over all until you're vanquished by a cute party of heroes lead by a young boy with a mysterious power/sword/other and his cute pet sidekick.

I wish I had a cute pet sidekick!

[SigmaKnight]

Granted but youre in the party of cute young heros, and i kill you all. Bwahahahahahahahaha... .... ._.;

I wish that photosoph became one of my minions, so she didnt have to get destroyed with the heros, and that she was the one that defeated the leader of the hero's single handedly.

[faithfighter]

granted but then she turned on you

I wish I had super powers

[Maledicte]

Granted--your superpowers allow you to super-implode. Oh yeah, and it happens randomly and you have no control.

I wish the wealth of the world was measured in doughnuts.

[SigmaKnight]

granted, but you start to gain weight cause of all the donuts.

I wish that photosoph hadnt turned on me and was still one of my minions XD

[Ingemar]

Photosoph your minion she now is
But you still aren't quite the wiz
Loyal is she
But clumsy are ye
And you trip over one of her shoes.

I wish I could write better poetry.

[SigmaKnight]

granted, you can now write poetry, but you can now only write and speak like yoda.

I wish that this thread will go on forever.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted your wish now will be,
If by forever you mean pages three,
For after that score,
We're out of the door,
And this thread it will be about tea.

I wish for a cup of something almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea.

[Photosoph]

Granted; it's sewer water. Same consistency, only with health drawbacks!

I wish I hadn't turned on Sigmaknight and that I was the best henchwoman ever! *o*/

[SigmaKnight]

granted @.@ but you have to endure my squishy nearly bone crushing hugs.

I wish that i wont ever fully crush photosoph with one of my hugs XD

[Photosoph]

Granted, but you do manage to squeeze her out of proportion a little.

I wish I was still in proportion.

[SigmaKnight]

granted, but you get another hug! XD

I wish i could promote photosoph a higher position in the organization, just for enduring my hugs. XD

[Photosoph]

Granted, but her title is now 'Pickled Onion' and your evilness loses its reputation somewhat.

I wish I had a better title. Though Pickled Onion is pretty funky...

[SigmaKnight]

Granted, but thats only because you bring in a dummy to a meeting with you. The dummy is now a Unit Captain and you, photosoph, are promoted to toilet cleaner.

>.> ten points and a high rank to anyone that knows where that is from....

I wish someone would would know where i got that from. @.@

[animegirl1]

granted but u suffer from memory loss and become an outcast

i wish everyone looked at the top of the forums listing page and saw it was sigmas b-day

HAPPY B-DAY

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, but Sigma is partying and doesn't get online today

I wish Sonic the Hedgehog was my mentor

[SigmaKnight]

Granted, but now you are a fox and have two tails and cant keep up with sonic.

I wish there was a wish i could wish for. ^.^

HAPPY B-DAY

thanks so much

[Maledicte]

Granted but you don't wish it. Therefore it's completely useless.

I wish my town to have a mild earthquake. Just because. So I can say I slept though it.

[Kaligraphic]

The earth shakes softly
A mild quake jostles the town
your house alone falls

I wish that SirThinks2Much (& family) weren't homeless now.

[Maledicte]

Granted, we're not. Now we're living in an abandoned mansion, alongside a horde of ghosts, but this isn't a bad thing as I am a NICE SMART PERSON and the ghosts like that and with their help I shall oust Shwarzeneggar and take over the state of California.

I wish people would stop granting wishes in rhymes. I get enough of those in Grimm's fairy tales

[SigmaKnight]

granted, but youre now bored of this game and you leave us alone *sobs* ;-;

I wish ST2M wasnt bored of this game.

[animegirl1]

granted but now everyone else is

i wish people never stopped being nice here

[SigmaKnight]

granted, but people stop being nice there XD

I wish that something would happen.

[Felix]

EDIT: Crud, posted too late.

Granted. You fall prey to a massive seizure and die. >:]

I wish I was only joking