Corrupted wish game

[Ingemar]

Granted, but now you must beware of penguins bearing gifts.

I wish I were beheaded by a severely cute anime girl.

[SigmaKnight]

Granted, but "she" beheads you from behind while wearing an executioner's mask and heavy cloaks that totally cover "her" up in a way that you cant tell if its a severely cute anime girl or a guy, and you never get to see what "she" looks like at all.

I wish ingemar wasnt beheaded.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but you are instead, and all your minions are now mine!!!

I wish that Bleach (the anime) would change the color of things just like bleach (the bleach).

[SigmaKnight]

Granted, but while watching bleach (the anime) you get some in your eyes, and are blinded, due to your blindness you stumble and fall of your evil villain tower, and all the minions that were under your control go to ST2M.

I wish I wasnt beheaded and had control over all the minions again.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but only long enough to bequeath them back to me and then you get run over by a truck. SirThinks2Much and I proceed to reminisce about when we worked for you, and then quietly go on with our lives and plots of world domination.

I wish that Los Angeles had a square with sculpted gardens around a life-sized celebratory statue of Impact Alberto.

[SigmaKnight]

Granted, but it soon becomes the scene of what would be a zombie movie, only its real, as i come back to life with a horde of zombie henchmen and regain control of the evil organization and all the minions, and become the leader again.

I wish i was the 1000th post >.>

[Shadowchild]

granted but you are the same age as the posts...

I wish i couldnt bite my lip

[K. Ayato]

Granted, but now you don't have a lip. You bit it. Off.

I wish I could play more Classical pieces and Broadway songs on the piano.

[carneman]

Granted, but thats all u can do for the rest of your life and go insane.
I wish this game made more sense!

[SigmaKnight]

Granted, but you play so well that I continually ask you to play something for me and it gets to the point that you end up working for me as my personal musician person.

I wish i remembered how to play the piano

[Hephzibah]

granted, it makes sense to everyone else but you

I wish that I could get on chat

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but nobody else can get on.

I wish that pizza could talk.

[carneman]

Granted, but you cant understand English
I wish I had more friends

[SigmaKnight]

granted but you become a cannibal >.>

I wish tally could get in the chat

[mitsuki lover]

Granted but they can now only post in ancient Alpha Centuari.

I wish that Yuki Saiko from Silent Mobius were Queen of the World!

[SigmaKnight]

granted, but since im granting the wish i think by "yuki saiko" you mean sigmaknight and by "queen of the world" i think you mean king of the universe, and by "Silent mobius" i think you mean CAA

I wish that i had a new avatar @.@

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, but it's of doing the hula

I wish I was as cool as

[carneman]

Granted, but you turn yellow and get stuck doing the same dance forever.
I wish i will win the art contest!!!

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but only because you're the only entrant.

I wish that Rembrandt van Rijn would post some of his art here.

[animegirl1]

i kinda didnt get the wish but ill try...
instead of the definition changing i guess u become tea POOF!


i wish i was a famous manga and anime artist known worldwide

[animegirl1]

lol nm i was looking at the wrong thing ok(this is kinda sucky)poof!! he posted his art here but the gov.agency blocked it from being seen for substancial reasons

i wish i was a famous manga and anime artist known worldwide

[Ingemar]

Granted, but you're famous for hentai.

I wish that I'd stop making morbid wishes concerning my death.

[animegirl1]

granted u make them concerning your life meaning u die anyways

i wish my fruit game in the goof off forum was a big hit

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, but it quickly grows out of control and must be shut down

I wish was a brilliant gutarist

[Maledicte]

Granted. Your skills don't get any better, but now you glow.

I wish my car would clean itself.

[SigmaKnight]

Granted, but you cant, and must get family members to help you. >.>;;

I wish that ST2M still loved me even after i corrupted the wish that way @.@

[Ingemar]

Granted, but then she starts going like .

I wish I could do better than that.

[mitsuki lover]

Granted but now you must always lower your head and address her as
"Milady."every time you talk to her on pain of her being able to turn you into
her slave forever.

I really wish Flay was real and she was my girlfriend.

[Ingemar]

Granted, but in the real world, everyone else still hates her, and now everyone else hates you to because of her.

I wish people would actually edit their posts once they realize that someone beat them to the punch.

[SigmaKnight]

granted, but now every time you hear music, you get punched to the beat.

I wish i could smile like kuronekosama and scare people.