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Postby SigmaKnight » Mon Aug 08, 2005 1:15 pm

Granted, but its only because of a side effect of the time space continuum ripping in two and spitting me back out in your room, and on to a stack of papers. @.@

I wish ST2M could go on vacation. @.@
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Mon Aug 08, 2005 1:54 pm

Granted, but it's in a dimension where absolutely nothing except him exists :sweat:

I wish I didn't have to pay for sodas
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Postby Kaligraphic » Mon Aug 08, 2005 2:19 pm

Granted, but you don't have to get them, either, so the net effect is nil.

I wish that you did have to pay for sodas... for myself, SigmaKnight, and SirThinks2Much, and for our villainous assembly.
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Postby SigmaKnight » Mon Aug 08, 2005 2:30 pm

Granted, but it costs so much that we have to lend him a couple dollars. XD

I wish that the villainous assembly I have with Kali and ST2M had a name.
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Mon Aug 08, 2005 2:48 pm

Granted. It's named Bob.

I wish I had a villainous assembly of my own
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Postby SigmaKnight » Mon Aug 08, 2005 3:01 pm

Granted you are now part of our villainous assembly, but you are under the command of us three "higher ups".

I wish that someone would post a thread about our new villainous assembly.
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Postby Wild Eagle » Mon Aug 08, 2005 3:04 pm

Granted but they are very critical about it.

I wish I could vist Kamchatka (it's a peninsula on the Pacific coast of Russia)
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Postby Shadowchild » Mon Aug 08, 2005 3:07 pm

granted... but you cant get back home...

i wish school didnt stink so bad... (literally)
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Postby Starfire1 » Mon Aug 08, 2005 3:58 pm

*Just so you know this post is for Sakura's Wings, since she can't get to the computer* granted but now ear the stench of the spray of five skunks (which REALLY stinks as the skunk is the worst smelling animal in the world)
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Postby mitsuki lover » Mon Aug 08, 2005 5:08 pm

Granted but because the pilot of the plane you're on can't steer a straight course you wind up in Morroco instead!

I wish that all the girls on the CAA were as pretty as Flay and Lacus.
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Postby Radical Dreamer » Mon Aug 08, 2005 5:11 pm

Granted, but now all guys are as ugly as Udo Jin-e. o.o

I wish the guys weren't as ugly as Udo Jin-e anymore...
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Postby SigmaKnight » Mon Aug 08, 2005 5:20 pm

Granted, but now I'm the cutest guy here. >.>

:D I wish I was really as cute as I act like i am...
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Postby Kaligraphic » Mon Aug 08, 2005 6:38 pm

Granted, but you start acting like Danny DeVito.

I wish I made $120,000/year.
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Mon Aug 08, 2005 7:14 pm

Granted, but $119,999 of it is taxed away

I wish it rained Pocky
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Postby Radical Dreamer » Mon Aug 08, 2005 8:25 pm

Granted. You look into the sky and your eye gets poked out by a pokcy stick. Haha!

I wish I could figure out how to get anime from my computer to my pen drive...it's too big!! T.T
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Postby Kaligraphic » Mon Aug 08, 2005 10:21 pm

Granted, but you can't figure out how to play it.

I wish that I had a 20Mbit net connection.
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Postby Ingemar » Mon Aug 08, 2005 10:35 pm

Granted, but a new SI conference changes the prefix M to mean "Micro".

I wish that I would die so completely horrible death that I am mangled and mutilated so much so that the coroner wouldn't even be able to ID me by my dental records.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Mon Aug 08, 2005 10:44 pm

Granted, you fall to a shock combo playing classic UT99. Then you respawn.

I wish that some cats could fly.
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Postby Ingemar » Mon Aug 08, 2005 10:56 pm

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Granted. Only my son and I can fly.

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Whee! I love flying, Mom!

Let's see... I wish Tomkyou could die a horrible death.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Mon Aug 08, 2005 11:11 pm

Granted, but we're still playing UT99, and he pwns you for the rest of the night.

I wish that I knew where you got the idea for these catpeople.
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Postby Ingemar » Mon Aug 08, 2005 11:25 pm

Granted. I got the idea from Kodai's "runs wild" thread. Sabrekitty was inspired by the Fate/Stay Night character "Saber" although I used Photoshop to alter her hair color since it wouldn't make sense for a redhead and a blonde to have a blue haired son.

Unfortunately, I didn't corrupt that wish. OK let's see. Granted, but you get emotionally scarred as a result.

I wish Kaligraphic would have me play UT2k4, since it IS the copy I have (though the original was prooty good too).
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Postby Kaligraphic » Mon Aug 08, 2005 11:45 pm

Granted, but your keybindings change randomly every 30 seconds, so you're pretty much permanently pwned by TomKyou, whose keybindings don't change.

I wish that I spoke fluent Irish Gaelic.
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Postby Radical Dreamer » Mon Aug 08, 2005 11:47 pm

Granted, but no one understands you.

I wish I could fall asleep...
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Postby Ingemar » Mon Aug 08, 2005 11:47 pm

Granted, but you wake up with your kidney and half your liver missing.
I wish I wish I didn't kill that fish.
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Postby Radical Dreamer » Mon Aug 08, 2005 11:59 pm

Granted. The fish killed you.

I wish I had my body parts back...>.> In complete working order...And all that whatnot...
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Postby Ingemar » Tue Aug 09, 2005 12:01 am

Granted, but then I slap you because the best you could come up for the "Irish Gaelic" wish was "no one understands you." Well duh. A better one would have been, "but since it's not Scottish, it's CRRRRRAAAAAAAAAP!"

I don't have a wish.
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Postby Kura Ookami » Tue Aug 09, 2005 1:14 am

How can you not have a wish? I wish for world peace. ^_^
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Tue Aug 09, 2005 10:25 am

Granted, but it's because all but one person has moved to Mars

I wish I was a great bungie jumper
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Postby faithfighter » Tue Aug 09, 2005 11:22 am

granted, you are great but you bunjee cords aren't...they brake when you try jumping...

I wish I wasn't so easily angered
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Postby Kaligraphic » Tue Aug 09, 2005 12:52 pm

Granted, but the ex-con standing behind you is.

I wish that penguins spoke Greek.
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