Corrupted wish game

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Postby Photosoph » Sat Jul 30, 2005 3:16 pm

Granted, however it is made out of pizza and rabid fans devour it before their songs can be unleashed on the world.

I wish I had a pizza -a good, edible pizza that I could eat.
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Postby Silvanis » Sat Jul 30, 2005 3:49 pm

Granted, but it eats you first.

i wish Photo hadn't been eaten by pizza.
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Postby Photosoph » Sat Jul 30, 2005 4:38 pm

Me too! :cry:
Granted -but unfortunately I now want revenge on all pizzas and therefore devour 90% of all pizzas in the world. From then on, I am known as the 'Pizza Scoundrel' -hated by pizza lovers for stealing their pizzas, and loved by pizza-makers for making the price of a pizza soar to unbelieveable limits.

I wish I really was the Pizza Scoundrel! :evil: ;)
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Postby K. Ayato » Sat Jul 30, 2005 4:48 pm

Granted, but I won't let you get my pizza.

I wish I were a case manager at my job site.
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Postby Silvanis » Sat Jul 30, 2005 5:26 pm

Granted, but rabid weasels attack you and will not relent unless you give them your job.
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Postby Hephzibah » Sat Jul 30, 2005 7:41 pm

*pokes Silvanis*
I need a wish to grant matie!! XD

I wish that Silvanis had made a wish
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Postby Silvanis » Sat Jul 30, 2005 7:54 pm

(oops, sorry. ^_^")
Granted, but it's dumb.

I wish I had wished.
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Postby Hephzibah » Sat Jul 30, 2005 9:52 pm

Granted, but "Non-wisher" is still stamped to your forehead so everyone knows what you didn't do O___O

XD I wish that needles were banned
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Postby Nate » Sat Jul 30, 2005 10:07 pm

Granted, but the clothing industry now has no way of making clothes, a sizable chunk of the economy is gone, the downfall of society starts, etc...

I wish that Talame hadn't wished away needles.
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Postby SigmaKnight » Sat Jul 30, 2005 10:48 pm

Granted, but needles are destroyed in WW III which occurs right after this wish was granted.

I wish WWIII wont happen.
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Postby Hephzibah » Sat Jul 30, 2005 11:19 pm

Granted, but only because everyone thought 'three' wasn't a good number so they skipped right to 4.

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Postby SigmaKnight » Sun Jul 31, 2005 11:03 am

Granted but you can only fly it to one state in america :D and once there you cant fly it back.

I wish i had some more manga. @.@
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Postby mitsuki lover » Sun Jul 31, 2005 1:11 pm

Granted but they're all really old copies of Ranma 1/2,Dual!,Tenchi and Inuyasha
written in Gaelic!

I wish that AS would put Outlaw Star back on.
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Postby Sakura's Wings » Sun Jul 31, 2005 1:21 pm

Granted, but i dont know how many people know about it so it can be properly corroupted. But the ppl at AS have totally forgotten that such a show existed, sthus cannaot put it back on.

i wish yellow jackets wouldnt sting my little bro so much....he heh
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Postby SnoringFrog » Sun Jul 31, 2005 1:22 pm

Granted, but they only sting you. (ML, I like that show too!)

I wish for an uncorruptible wish.
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Postby Sakura's Wings » Sun Jul 31, 2005 1:49 pm

granted, but that uncoruptable wish beckfires, and all the corruptions ne one can think of are placed uopn it. muah ha ha haaa!!!

i wish that i willb ecome the next govenor. hee hee
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Postby Maledicte » Sun Jul 31, 2005 2:22 pm

Granted, but you will be a bad one and the people will have a revote and Arnold Schwarzeneggar (sp) will be the new governor.

I wish world leaders would be smart.
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Postby Icarus » Sun Jul 31, 2005 2:23 pm

Granted, they are smart, but relatively speaking. Ants think they are gods, but monkeys still beat them at the Turing test.


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Postby Kiba-kun » Sun Jul 31, 2005 4:38 pm

granted everyone is now sympathitac(sp) to icarus but everyone soon becomes so annoying that you try to run away but everyone follows you never leaving you alone

i wish i was a flower
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Postby Silvanis » Sun Jul 31, 2005 4:56 pm

Granted, but a lawn mower gets you. O_O

I wish mythmaster hadn't been hit by a lawn mower.
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Postby SigmaKnight » Sun Jul 31, 2005 5:04 pm

Granted, myth is now hit by a plane, a train, a car, a boat, and a piano tied to a rope, all out of the sky.

@.@ I wish i wasn't so weird...
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Postby Silvanis » Sun Jul 31, 2005 5:14 pm

Granted, but now you're not as much fun. V_V

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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Sun Jul 31, 2005 6:15 pm

Granted, but now you can't write you own name anymore

I wish I could spell
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Postby SigmaKnight » Sun Jul 31, 2005 6:29 pm

granted, you can spell but you cant read.

I wish I was fun again. @.@
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Postby Silvanis » Sun Jul 31, 2005 6:40 pm

Granted, but that's because you are now a professional clown.

I wish I could speak Japanese fluently.
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Postby Hephzibah » Sun Jul 31, 2005 7:35 pm

granted, but now its the only language you speak... and you can't get to Japan so you are stuck in a country where noone speaks Japanese

I wish that I could fly like a bird
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Postby Sakura's Wings » Mon Aug 01, 2005 7:51 am

granted, but the only place you fly is into buildings and windows, and you cant land on a tree well

i wish to rule the world!! mua ha ha haa!!
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Postby mastersquirrel » Mon Aug 01, 2005 8:05 am

Granted, but then the squirrels' own plans come to fruition! The squirrels and I end up ruling the world! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH *cough cough*

I wish that I had more free time.
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Postby Kiba-kun » Mon Aug 01, 2005 8:31 am

granted but now you dont do anything because you've already done it all

I wish i was air
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Mon Aug 01, 2005 11:45 am

Granted, but you're full of smog

I wish I hadn't slept in so late
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