Corrupted wish game

Postby **Felix** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 8:35 pm

Granted, but the people are cannibles. O_O;;;

I wish that all the cabbage in the world would die.

Postby **Ky Kiske** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 8:39 pm

granted but you are turned into a cabbage
I wish I wasn't so naive for wishing a wish that will be corrupted.

Postby **Silvanis** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 9:06 pm

Granted, but you don't notice... so what's the point?

I wish I had a cookie.

Postby **Felix** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 9:13 pm

Granted, but it's a cabbage cookie. :grin:

I wish I had my own jet.

Postby **Maledicte** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 9:28 pm

granted but it crashes into the Great Wall of China and the Chinese people become very upset, and there's more of them than you.

I wish I had pockets that always have the exact amount of money in them whenever I buy something.

Postby **SigmaKnight** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 9:35 pm

granted, but now you cant give tips. Waiters everywhere hate you, and join together just to try and get back at you.

@.@ i wish waiters loved ST2M

Postby **Silvanis** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 9:46 pm

Granted, but now they all stalk ST2M and do not show up at restaraunts unless ST2M is there.

I wish a waiter would take my order.

Postby **Maledicte** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 9:48 pm

Granted, but allow 6-8 weeks for shipping.

I wish good food could come to the table fast.

Postby **Silvanis** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 9:53 pm

Granted, but they are foods that are only good if you don't know what's in them.

I wish all waiters were nice.

Postby **Hephzibah** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 10:06 pm

Granted, but you never get served by them... you only get served by the grumpy cook

I wish that I was a chef XD

Postby **SigmaKnight** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 10:08 pm

Granted but youre my chef >.> and as such you are doomed to make cookies for me forever. XD

I wish this thread was full of people or that i had a lot of cookies. @.@

Postby **Photosoph** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 10:12 pm

Granted... this thread is now full of cookies and you have a lot of people. A lot of people who, er... -who take the cookies from this thread! :evil:

I wish I had cookies that were good but which no-one would try to take away. Mmm.... cookies...

Postby **Hephzibah** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 10:13 pm

granted, but you cant eat them because they are chocolate cookies, and you are suddenly lactose intolerant!!!

I wish that I could swim like a fish

Postby **SigmaKnight** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 10:17 pm

granted, you are a fish and siggy neko cant help himself and eats you @.@

I wish i had tally chan back T_T

Postby **Hephzibah** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 10:18 pm

granted, but you have to throw me up and piece me together

I wish that I wasn't a jigsaw

Postby **SigmaKnight** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 10:21 pm

@.@ granted, (i cant do them well anyway) but you do have a piece missing.

I wish i could find that missing piece >.>;;

Postby **Hephzibah** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 10:24 pm

granted, but its been chewed and mangled by a mysterious cat... kuroneko!

I wish that kuroneko wasn't so mean

Postby **SigmaKnight** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 10:28 pm

Granted, but its now so sweet and nice, it gives you cavities @.@

I wish i wasnt bored.

Postby **Photosoph** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 10:28 pm

Granted, but now he is so helpful and nice that he gets on everyone's nerves.
<Edit>D'oh! Okay then...
Granted! You are now no longer bored. And boredoom no longer exists for you. Why is this bad? Because instead, whenever you would normally get bored you instead get bora, and they begin eating your furniture.

I wish 'I could sing the song that gets on everbody's nerves' without either being kuroneko and/or mauled.

Postby **Hephzibah** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 10:29 pm

granted, but that's because you are a figment of my imagination and I forget about you... so you die

edit: Sorry Photosoph
Granted, but that's because you are locked in a sound-proof room in a straight jacket

I wish that I had more figments of imagination

Postby **Photosoph** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 10:31 pm

Granted... but you become one of them and it all gets very confusing as to what's real and who's imagining who...

I wish I wasn't confused!

Postby **SigmaKnight** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 10:58 pm

granted you are now confuzzled instead and people constantly rub your hair and say ":D yep youre con-Fuzzy-led"

>.> I wish i had a new plushie.

Postby **Ingemar** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 11:10 pm

Granted, but it is one used illegally to traffick heroin.

I wish I had more stamina.

Postby **Sakura's Wings** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 6:50 am

Granted, but because you are so proud of it, you use it waaay to much and you wear your self out so that you have to go on bedrest and dont have any stamina left, so all that was a waste of time. hm

I wish someone would visit A Poetic Coffee Shop, my new thresd, and red my poem and post their ownthere an related pics!! (its uder anime and intertainment in the Writing section) pllleeeaaasssseee!!?!?!?!?!?!

Postby **steelbeliever** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 10:23 am

granted...the thread suffers from too many people posting and somehow...DIES!!!!!

i wish that my scanner could work so i could post my stuff on CAA...and my pic!

Greasemonkey Scripts · Postby **SnoringFrog** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 12:33 pm

Granted, but now your PC doesn't work.

I wish for hashbrowns.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 12:41 pm

Granted but they are radioactive and cause you to instantly mutate into Ranma.

I wish that Summer was a bit cooler.

Greasemonkey Scripts · Postby **SnoringFrog** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 1:10 pm

Granted, now summer is 498 degrees below zero.

I wish for a cjigflsdah.

Postby **Jaltus-bot** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 1:48 pm

Granted, but it's extremely deadly and you lack ability to handle it, thus it must remain as though you never had it except now you have to pay taxes on it.

I wish I had lunch.

Postby **Kuro-Mizu** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 2:01 pm

Granted You have slugs for lunch! I wish TFk had another new cd (besides the art of breaking)

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