Corrupted wish game

Postby **Sakura's Wings** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 7:32 am

Granted, but instead of serving your food they eat it in front of your face nd get it all over you.

i wish that i could figure yout how to work this printer/scanner.....

Postby **Radical Dreamer** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 9:19 am

Granted, but it breaks.

I wish I could go home today instead of tomorrow...-_-

Postby **SigmaKnight** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 1:54 pm

Granted you can, but you have to fly around the world first.

I wish that dogs wouldn't eat food in front of my face and get it all over me.

Postby **Photosoph** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 2:51 pm

Granted, now they eat it behind your back and get it all over the girl you were trying to impress.

I wish I had a dog waiter that WOULDN'T EAT MY FOOD and was exceptionally polite.

Postby **Radical Dreamer** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 2:53 pm

Granted. He won't eat your food, he'll just drool on it.

I wish I didn't have to use a compy lab, lol

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 4:17 pm

Granted...but you now must go to a monastary and have all your documents
written out laboriouly by hand and it will cost you up to $400,000.51 per document!

I wish that Lafiel was the ruler of the world!

Postby **SigmaKnight** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 4:36 pm

Granted... Lafiel is ruler of the world... but by Lafiel, I mean me. >.>

I wish that all my subjects were happy.

Postby **Markus** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 4:37 pm

Granted, but lafiel is now a wooden ruler that everyone loves.

I wish that i had all the abilities of spawn, but none of the sad backstory...

Postby **Photosoph** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 4:43 pm

Granted, however you are now also a one-inch long tadpole. You can still perform amazing moves, it just doesn't look as spectacular.

I wish I could perform amazing moves!

Postby **Hephzibah** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 5:23 pm

Granted, but noone ever sees you when you do your amazing moves

I wish that I didnt eat so many pancakes this morning X__X

Postby **Photosoph** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 5:25 pm

Granted; now you've missed breakfast to begin with since the computer mice escaped from their places beside the computers and decided to raid your house!

I wish I wasn't slightly afraid of huge spiders. (Oh man, posting this wish is like trying to dodge a bullet... :forehead:

)

Postby **Hephzibah** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 5:26 pm

XD hahaha
*takes the bait*
Granted, but now you are absolutely petrified!

I wish that spiders didn't exist <.<

Postby **CreatureArt** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 6:08 pm

Granted, but now you're faced with an almost identical creature that goes by the name of Piders. They are all incredibly hairy and have twenty-four beady little eys.

I wish I hadn't just visualised a picture of a Piders.

Postby **Hephzibah** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 6:16 pm

O___O EEP!

Granted, but that's because you have a real spider on your face right now

I wish that pens could talk

Postby **Kiba-kun** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 6:20 pm

granted but they dont shut up and when you try to get them to shut up they only get louder

i wish my internet wasnt acting all funny

Postby **Hephzibah** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 6:23 pm

lol
Granted, but now its all sad and depressed

I wish that I had a few spare nukes...

Postby **SigmaKnight** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 6:28 pm

o.o granted! but uh after you use them the only thing left is you and cockroaches O.o

I wish i had more wishes.

Postby **Hephzibah** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 6:29 pm

granted, but I get to use them all!

I wish that Bob the Builder was real

Postby **CreatureArt** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 6:29 pm

Talame wrote:Granted, but that's because you have a real spider on your face right now

Waaah!

Granted, but he lives next door to you and you have to watch him talk to his scary machines every day.

I wish I weren't such a silly kiwi.

Postby **Hephzibah** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 6:32 pm

Lol! Granted... now its even better, you are a silly Australian!! WOOT!

I wish that I had a pet kangaroo

Postby **steelbeliever** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 6:35 pm

granted...he beats you with his amazing kick boxing abilities and you die...(sorry!)

i wish that people would be in the chat whenever I was and they all liked me and nobody died and they were all nice to me and didn't ignore me and we all had a good time and didn't get transferred to an alternate universe and we didn't get attacked by anything living or otherwise and we all lived happily ever after...

Postby **Felix** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 6:39 pm

Granted but now I'm so confused that I may have granted you some old cheese or something instead.

I wish that this smoothie glass would refill everytime I empty it.

Postby **Hephzibah** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 6:40 pm

granted, but it fills with weird and different things each time

I wish that I had an ever-lasting packet of tim-tams

Postby **SigmaKnight** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 7:01 pm

o.o granted! but its a packet of little toy people named tim and tam.

I wish that... the chat was >.> more sane so that i could be the most insane person.

Postby **K. Ayato** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 7:20 pm

Granted, now you're all alone in the chat, but you're so insane it really doesn't matter.

I wish I had a Tempurpedic mattress (the ones advertised on prime time).

Postby **SigmaKnight** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 7:25 pm

Granted, but you've got insomnia and the bed smells funny @.@

I wish that I wasnt alone in the chat!

Postby **K. Ayato** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 7:29 pm

Granted, but now you're alone everywhere else.

I wish my cat wouldn't wake me up with her snoring.

Postby **SigmaKnight** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 7:49 pm

Granted but now you dont wake up at all @.@

I wish i wasnt alone anywhere.

Postby **Felix** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 7:59 pm

Granted. The lice will keep you plenty company.

I wish my modem ran faster.

Postby **SigmaKnight** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 8:17 pm

Granted, it sprouts legs and runs away from you at 100 MPH.

I wish the lice were gone and that i had people as company @.@

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