Corrupted wish game

Postby **Myoti** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 5:34 pm

Granted. He just broke.

You now have the ability to get plants drunk.

Cool! ^o^

I wish to see a drunk plant.

Postby **Cinra** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 6:07 pm

Granted, but it pukes all over you and you have no means to clean it up with.
I wish for my marriage to Ghostpoet to be perfect and last forever.

Postby **Myoti** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 6:16 pm

Granted. You both die together on your honeymoon (sorry if you really are, I don't mean to jinx it!)

I wish my fingers would stop running all over the keyborahop;fbn;bf;/

Postby **Rachel** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 6:16 pm

Granted, but...aw heck, you can't really screw with a wish like that.

I wish my real parents, the king and queen of Scotland, would come for me soon.

Postby **Myoti** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 6:23 pm

Granted, but the people throw a revolution and become a Republic.

I wish to become evil overlord of the entire world.

Postby **Silvanis** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 7:36 pm

Granted, in an alternate universe.

I wish I did not have writer's block.

Postby **Photosoph** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 7:48 pm

Granted. Now you have a condition where you must absolutely write every ten minutes or so, whether you have paper or a keyboard or typewriter or not. And if you lack any instrument to write with, your fingers will air-type, leaving you a weirdo and outcast from society.
Gosh! That was long. I must not have writer's block. ^_^

I wish I owned a tropical island.

Website · Postby **Kawaiikneko** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 8:09 pm

granted. Its the size of the room you're currently in. Enjoy

I wish people would stop granting wishes and using the excuse "in an alternate universe" (or some variation of the like) to corrupt the wish.

Postby **Myoti** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 8:19 pm

Granted. Now everyone puts "but it explodes".

I wish for a Monket (see PhotoSoph's avvie).

Postby **Silvanis** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 8:46 pm

Granted, but it is only a plushie.

I wish I would not explode. O_O

Postby **Myoti** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 8:47 pm

Granted. You're sent to an alternate universe.

I wish all these ironies would stop.

Postby **Silvanis** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 8:48 pm

Granted, but I can't think of some way to mess it up..
I wish I could think.

Postby **mechana2015** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 8:50 pm

granted... but your thoughts are limited to cheaply produced fighting anime and the endless variety of cheese in the world

I wish that I had wings.

Postby **Myoti** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 8:51 pm

Granted, but they're chocobo ones and, therefore, completely useless.

I wish for wishes.

Postby **Silvanis** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 8:57 pm

Granted, but they're all for stuff you hate.

I wish... I just wish.

Postby **Photosoph** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 9:31 pm

Granted, but it is only a plushie.

Plushie... Monket... Eeeeee! ^_^

Granted, but from now on you don't know what the last sentence of your post meant either.

I wish... pigs could fly!

Postby **K. Ayato** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 9:46 pm

Granted, but their wings only allow them to go 2 feet in the air, and after that, they crash.

I wish I had a lightsaber.

Postby **Photosoph** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 9:57 pm

Granted! A lightsabre appears in your hands. ...But it looks like it needs batteries.

I wish... I was a mean, lean, wish-granting machine!

Postby **SigmaKnight** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 10:24 pm

Granted you are now a machine and coin operated.

I wish i owned a bunch of photosophs so i could make money as they granted peoples wishes.

Postby **CreatureArt** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 10:39 pm

Yes... but... but... - I don't even need to corrupt your wish here! You'd own many copies of my twin sister!! Isn't that bad enough without corrupting your wish!? (jk. I love my sis ^_^)

But, if that isn't bad enough for you, you own a bunch of photosophs, but they only work on a non-profit basis, so you can't make money off their wishes

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I wish I had a pie.

Postby **Warrior 4 Jesus** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 10:58 pm

Wish granted. You have a pie but Photosoph decides to throw it at you for kicks.

I wish CreatureArt was on CAA more often.

Postby **CreatureArt** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 11:08 pm

Granted, but she stalks your posts every time that she's on

.

I wish someone would stalk my posts. ~_^

Postby **Warrior 4 Jesus** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 11:13 pm

Wish granted but the genie is a little hard of hearing and instead gets someone to post you some (plant) stalks.

I wish I knew what I am doing in this thread...

Postby **CreatureArt** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 11:29 pm

Granted, but then you forget what you originally were intending to be doing aside from being in this thread.

I wish I had a robot hot drinks machine that would follow me and give me hot drinks for free whenever I wanted.

Postby **Maledicte** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 12:24 am

Granted, but it runs on the drinks it serves and thus depletes itself of fuel in a matter of hours.

I wish I didn't have to go to school.

Postby **Photosoph** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 12:34 am

Granted, but that's because you've now aged sixty years and live in a retirement village.

I wish I had a fringe like that guy in SirThinks2Much's avatar.

Postby **Ingemar** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 12:51 am

Granted, but you also BECOME fringe like that guy in Sir's avatar.

I wish I had a black cat.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 12:54 am

Granted, but IT'S YOU!

I wish that I was the manager of an undead dance troupe.

Postby **CreatureArt** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 2:38 am

Granted... but, well, that should be punishment enough. :lol:

Unfortunately, their undead condition makes them incredibly crumbly, so they start to disintegrate with friction as they play their instruments.

I wish I were a tidy person.

Postby **Ashley** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 7:40 am

Granted, but now you're a germaphobe.

I wish my hair would cooperate.

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