Corrupted wish game

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Postby Myoti » Tue Jul 19, 2005 12:52 pm

Granted, but it looks like it's just chasing its tail.

I wish mitsuki lover would vanish.
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Postby Ingemar » Tue Jul 19, 2005 12:58 pm

Granted!...but... Uh... *someone help me out here*

I wish I wasn't so tired.
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Postby Maledicte » Tue Jul 19, 2005 1:07 pm

Granted, now you have drunk so much coffee that you need to pee.

I wish I had big hands.
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Postby Kawaiikneko » Tue Jul 19, 2005 1:08 pm

Granted. You can't walk anymore because your hands (and gravity) drag your feet about a foot into the ground.

I wish bursting into flames wasn't such a terrible way to die.
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Postby Myoti » Tue Jul 19, 2005 1:13 pm

Granted. It's now a horrible way to do so.

I wish I didn't have to die.


Granted!...but... Uh... *someone help me out here*

Perhaps we discovered he planned to leave his entire fortune to us?
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Postby Maledicte » Tue Jul 19, 2005 1:22 pm

granted. Now you're already dead.

I wish I could be a concert pianist.
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Postby Ingemar » Tue Jul 19, 2005 1:26 pm

Granted. But you're Wladyslaw Szpilman and it's September 1, 1939.

I wish more people would pronounce "pianist" correctly.
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Postby ZiP » Tue Jul 19, 2005 1:32 pm

Granted. But now you've never heard of that word, so you can't mispronounce it.

I wish the next person to post wouldn't grant my wish.
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Postby Silvanis » Tue Jul 19, 2005 1:47 pm

Ungranted... bad news, I lied.

I wish for pizza.
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Postby Photosoph » Tue Jul 19, 2005 2:14 pm

Granted; you now have a pizza box full of luke warm contents fished up from the local dumpster. -Hah! I could've granted that in real life! :grin:

I wish that the sky was down and the sea was up.
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[Quote=Photosoph]Well, t'was a good deduction, Mr. Holmes! *salutes Mr. Myoti Sherlock Homes* [/QUOTE]
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Postby Myoti » Tue Jul 19, 2005 2:17 pm

Granted, but gravity stays the same.

I wish I could "Matrix" moves.
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Postby Photosoph » Tue Jul 19, 2005 2:22 pm

Granted, but you are now a Mr. Smith clone. :evil:

I wish all windows would turn into clear jelly.
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[Quote=Photosoph]Well, t'was a good deduction, Mr. Holmes! *salutes Mr. Myoti Sherlock Homes* [/QUOTE]
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Postby SigmaKnight » Tue Jul 19, 2005 2:24 pm

Granted, all versions of the windows OS has turned to jelly.

I wish i could draw well.
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Postby SigmaKnight » Tue Jul 19, 2005 3:02 pm

Granted, but now youre so good that you must travel the world showing off your art, and you end up either being mauled by fans or chased by mobs jealous of your talent

I wish for an... apple..
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Postby Maledicte » Tue Jul 19, 2005 3:09 pm

Granted, it's been given to you by your wicked old stepmother and you know what that means.

I wish SigmaKnight would come up with better wishes.
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Postby Syaoran » Tue Jul 19, 2005 3:12 pm

Granted....he will caus mass distrution with his wishes.

I wish for the world.
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Postby Maledicte » Tue Jul 19, 2005 3:19 pm

Granted: here's a collapsable globe.

I wish my cellphone didn't have roaming charges.
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Postby Photosoph » Tue Jul 19, 2005 3:40 pm

Granted. Now it just roams around charging people.

I wish to get money every time anyone breathes.
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Postby Syaoran » Tue Jul 19, 2005 3:49 pm

Granted....every time some one breathes you will get funny money.

I wish that peopl did not tell funny wishes.
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Postby Silvanis » Tue Jul 19, 2005 3:52 pm

Granted, they're not funny... to you.

I wish that uh... I knew a wish to wish.
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Postby Syaoran » Tue Jul 19, 2005 3:53 pm

Granted, you know know a wish to wish but you forgot it when you opend your mouth.

I wish that my wish was Granted the right way.
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Postby Myoti » Tue Jul 19, 2005 5:14 pm

Granted. I haev turned right to grant your wish.

I wish for the Advent Children DVD.
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Tue Jul 19, 2005 5:19 pm

Granted, but it was produced by slave labor for the Chinese mafia

I wish my computer was faster
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Postby ZiP » Tue Jul 19, 2005 5:30 pm

Granted. You're computer has legs.

I wish I could think of a good wish.
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Postby Syaoran » Tue Jul 19, 2005 5:31 pm

Granted...You will for a split second.

I wish we were here.
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Postby steelbeliever » Tue Jul 19, 2005 6:21 pm

granted, but instead you're there

i wish that when i go from here to there i am actually there :drool:
you're just a line in a song
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Postby K. Ayato » Tue Jul 19, 2005 6:49 pm

Granted. Now you always go around in circles.

I wish I were a better cook.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Tue Jul 19, 2005 6:53 pm

Granted - you were a better cook. As in you aren't now.

I wish that chickens could be trained for war.
The cake used to be a lie like you, but then it took a portal to the deception core.
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Postby SigmaKnight » Tue Jul 19, 2005 6:59 pm

Granted! Chickens start world war three in an effort to destroy humanity

I wish I had dinner.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Tue Jul 19, 2005 7:57 pm

Granted. But your dinner is a live man-eating alien beast that hasn't yet had his dinner.

I wish that all my base didn't belong to CATS.
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