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Postby Htom Sirveaux » Sat Aug 21, 2004 6:13 pm

I like the "joke warfare" one.

"The Germans soon began working on a joke of their own."
Nazi Soldier: Zwei cats valked down die strasse. But vun vas ein blue cat.
Nazi Commandant: Zat's not funny! [shoots soldier]
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Postby Jman » Thu May 12, 2005 10:26 am

I love dis move, I just saw it yesterday (Yes i'm a late newbie), my faveriote scene is the brave sir robin song, and the Killer Bunny, Rawr.

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Postby Mithrandir » Thu May 12, 2005 12:33 pm

I got to see Monty Python do some skits live a few months back. I've never cried so hard in my life. Vulgar, yes. Blasphemous, maybe. But funny as all get out.

BTW: I actually know the lyrics and chords to "Always look on the bright side of life." Heh. THAT'S one I probably won't do for offeratory any time soon.
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Postby chibiphonebooth » Thu May 12, 2005 12:40 pm

Hi, I was wondering who here is a monty python fan? what are your favorite clip?


monty python...MONTY PYTHON??? I LOVE THAT MOVIE WITH A PASSION AND I HEART IT AHDHFADLGKAHDG!!

i love the line:

SHE TURNED ME INTO A NEWT

*looks at him* she turned you into a newt??

i..i...i got bettah....

*cracks up*

OH OH and and and

frechman: I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION!

(im sorry if some of these arent the EXACT quotes, i havent seen it for a while..) ^^;

OH OH ANNNND

bridgeman: WAHT is your name??

man: (er..i forgot his name)

bm: WAHT is your quest?

man: to seek the holy grail.

bm: WHAT is your FAVORITE COLOR?

man: blue- NO RED! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *gets thrown off bridge*
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Postby Maledicte » Thu May 12, 2005 1:19 pm

ah, yes, the Killling Joke.

I also like How Not To Be Seen, people falling out of high windows, the two guys who hunt mosquitoes, and Upper Class Twit of the Year. ("And he's married to a very attractive table lamp.")
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Postby Jman » Thu May 12, 2005 1:49 pm

Who in the heck is the movie called Monty Python and the quest of the holy grail, when monty python is no where to be seen in this movie,

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Postby ShiroiHikari » Thu May 12, 2005 2:28 pm

Monty Python is the name of the comedy group.

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"A scratch? Your arm's off!"
"...I've had worse."
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Postby ashfire » Thu May 12, 2005 5:32 pm

Some of the skits I remember of the show.
"The Bishop" Which had someone going around blowing up priest and the Bishop was riding around like a crime fighter in a Pontiac convertable with priest trying to stop the bombings.
Bad Grandies: Groups of Grandies beating up on Punks, riding motorcycles through stores.
The cartoons are good too. Cars jumping out from behind buildings landing on people then a giant cat scares all the cars away. Then when the people rejoice to being saved the giant cat eats the buildings and a giant hand beats the cat down. :hits_self Yes I enjoy very much.
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Postby Warrior 4 Jesus » Thu May 12, 2005 5:37 pm

I'm suprised so many Americans understand Monty Python and other English humor so well! Its very similar to Australian humor, but American humor is so much different. English humor is better! I enjoy Monty Python, Ripping Yarns, Blackadder, Faulty Towers and some other stuff.
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Postby Nate » Thu May 12, 2005 6:03 pm

The Bruce skit was pretty good.

Fourth Bruce: 'Ow are you, Bruce?
First Bruce: G'day Bruce!
Fourth Bruce: Bruce.
Second Bruce: Hello Bruce.
Fourth Bruce: Bruce.
Third Bruce: How are you, Bruce?
Fourth Bruce: G'day Bruce.
Fourth Bruce: Gentleman, I'd like to introduce man from Pommeyland who is joinin' us this year in the philosophy department at the University of Walamaloo.
Everybruce: G'day!
Michael: Hello.
Fourth Bruce: Michael Baldwin, Bruce. Michael Baldwin, Bruce. Michael Baldwin, Bruce.
First Bruce: Is your name not Bruce?
Michael: No, it's Michael.
Second Bruce: That's going to cause a little confusion.
Third Bruce: Mind if we call you "Bruce" to keep it clear?

Classic.

I also liked the class on how to defend yourself against an attacker armed with a piece of fresh fruit.
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Postby holysoldier5000 » Thu May 12, 2005 6:13 pm

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail...my favorite sceen!

SOLDIER #1:
Halt! Who goes there?
ARTHUR:
It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England!
SOLDIER #1:
Pull the other one!
ARTHUR:
I am,... and this is my trusty servant Patsy.
We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.
SOLDIER #1:
What? Ridden on a horse?
ARTHUR:
Yes!
SOLDIER #1:
You're using coconuts!
ARTHUR:
What?
SOLDIER #1:
You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.
ARTHUR:
So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through--
SOLDIER #1:
Where'd you get the coconuts?
ARTHUR:
We found them.
SOLDIER #1:
Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
ARTHUR:
What do you mean?
SOLDIER #1:
Well, this is a temperate zone.
ARTHUR:
The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
SOLDIER #1:
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
ARTHUR:
Not at all. They could be carried.
SOLDIER #1:
What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
ARTHUR:
It could grip it by the husk!
SOLDIER #1:
It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
ARTHUR:
Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
SOLDIER #1:
Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
ARTHUR:
Please!
SOLDIER #1:
Am I right?
ARTHUR:
I'm not interested!
SOLDIER #2:
It could be carried by an African swallow!
SOLDIER #1:
Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow. That's my point.
SOLDIER #2:
Oh, yeah, I agree with that.
ARTHUR:
Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?!
SOLDIER #1:
But then of course a-- African swallows are non-migratory.
SOLDIER #2:
Oh, yeah.
SOLDIER #1:
So, they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway.
[clop clop clop]
SOLDIER #2:
Wait a minute! Supposing two swallows carried it together?
SOLDIER #1:
No, they'd have to have it on a line.
SOLDIER #2:
Well, simple! They'd just use a strand of creeper!
SOLDIER #1:
What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers?
SOLDIER #2:
Well, why not?
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Postby Jman » Thu May 12, 2005 6:44 pm

Yess! I just picked up two more Monty Python movies!

Adopter of Locke *0/0*
Adopter of Felix *0/0*
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Postby Scribs » Thu May 12, 2005 7:04 pm

Poke him with the soft cusions!

Confess! Confess! Confess!


Needless to say I love Monty Python.
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Postby ashfire » Fri May 13, 2005 5:35 pm

I also like the Benny Hill Show, there are some great skits on that one.
Red Dwarf: the Odd Couple of Space I would call it.
Are You Being Served about people working in a department store and later a hotel.
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Postby Dot » Wed Jun 01, 2005 7:39 pm

*giggles hysterically as memories of watching the holy grail on our choir comes rushing back*
good times, great fun!! there's one a friend of mine had on a cd he got from somewhere... i don't remember the title of it, but some guy goes into a book store and tries to buy a book and he's just being super difficult.... finally the book store owner just freaks out and buys him a book, but the guy can't read... *exasperated sigh* i wish i could remember the name of it! meh! it was good, anyway!!
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Postby Warrior 4 Jesus » Wed Jun 01, 2005 7:41 pm

Oooh! What about the cheese sketch? That was hilarious!
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Postby bigsleepj » Mon Jun 06, 2005 2:55 am

Warrior 4 Jesus wrote:Oooh! What about the cheese sketch? That was hilarious!


If you are referring to the cheese shop I mentioned it earlier in the thread. Way earlier. It's my favourite.

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Postby Warrior 4 Jesus » Mon Jun 06, 2005 4:23 am

Yep, that's the one. Sorry, I didn't notice J!
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Postby bigsleepj » Mon Jun 06, 2005 4:26 am

Er, no need to appologize. :grin: I shouldn't have been so snippy (if that's word).
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Postby Mr. SmartyPants » Mon Jun 06, 2005 4:36 am

SpoonyBard wrote:It's... :lol:
At the cosplay show at Otakon, some guys did the Spanish Inquisition sketch. I couldn't help myself, I was reciting the words along with them. The people around me noticed. I got a few "nice job!"s and a couple "shut the #$%& up!"s.


haha i remember that!

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The Best Song Ever

Postby VioletEyedCat » Mon Jun 06, 2005 8:11 am

OOOOH- IIIII'm a Lumberjack and that's okay.
I sleep all night and I work all day.

I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.

I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.

I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Papa.


Yay!!! Lumberjacks in high heels rule! Monty Python's Flying Circus deserves its own channel.


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Postby the_lizardqueen » Mon Jun 06, 2005 9:49 pm

Am I the only one who thinks that 'Always Look on the Bright Side of Life' is diabolically catchy? It just drills itself into your brain and next thing ya know, you've been whistling it for an hour straight.
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Postby bigsleepj » Mon Jun 06, 2005 10:17 pm

No, its a great song.

Some things in life get bad
It can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse...
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Postby the_lizardqueen » Tue Jun 07, 2005 11:41 am

Oo, and I love it on the Spamalot soundtrack when they cover 'Bright Side of Life' and it sounds like they break out in some mad tapdancing. I so have to see that musical at some point :grin:
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Postby Silvanis » Wed Jun 08, 2005 12:34 pm

I LOVE monty python! Flying Circus, and Holy Grail.

"It's only a flesh wound"
I'm in love with this song!!
Lion
Mysterious, that's what I call you.
I'm curious about you.
I'm scared and I'm not sure that you are safe.
But, something in your eyes says you are good.
This is not a dream that I'm living,
this is just a world of your own.
You took me from all that I knew,
showed me how it feels to hope.
With you with me, facing tomorrow together,
I could learn to fly.
It feels like I'm living in the lion's mouth,
but the lion is an angel.
Wise eyes, you see the core of me.
Your gentleness melts me.
Now I know that words cannot describe
the power that I feel when I'm with you.
This is not a dream that I'm living,
this is just a world of your own.
You took me from all that I knew,
showed me how it feels to hope.
With you with me, facing tomorrow together,
I could learn to fly.
It feels like I'm living in the lion's mouth,
but the lion is...
peace and power
love forever.
Who am I to stand before you?
I am speechless,
but in my weakness you are here and all is well.

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Postby For_Him » Sun Jan 07, 2007 3:32 pm

Monty Python and the Holy Grail
How Not To Be Seen
Upper Class Twit of the Year
The Lumberjack Song
The Funniest Joke in the World
Fish Slapping Dance
Spam
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Postby Raiden no Kishi » Sun Jan 07, 2007 3:44 pm

Cardinal! Fetch . . . the comfy chair!

I have seen the Spam and Spanish Inquisition skits. Any recommendations for others to look up on YouTube?

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Postby Htom Sirveaux » Sun Jan 07, 2007 6:31 pm

Wow, there's so many, Raiden. There's the dead parrot sketch, Confuse-A-Cat, Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm, Crunchy Frog, argument, silly job interview...
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Postby the_lizardqueen » Sun Jan 07, 2007 9:39 pm

FISH SLAPPING DANCE!!!!!

*hapless trout BEWARE*

I also have the most amazing Ministry of Silly Walks poster on my wall. It has the entire cycle of John Cleese's terrifying gait. Gaze upon it O.O
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Postby indyrocker » Sun Jan 07, 2007 10:05 pm

At one of the Kings dinners that the local pub put on (i tend to do some acting for them) we decided to do most of the Holy Grail skits unfortunetly we had a stabbing......everything was ok he did say "I'm not dead yet, it's meirly a flesh wound" after he fell down the stairs. The Burces skits is rather funny.
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