Postby Nu-En-Jin » Wed Apr 13, 2005 11:23 am
Welcome to CAA, please remember to wipe your feet upon entry, and remove your shoes in the dojo.
Showtimes for "otaku on ice" are listed on the back of your menu.
Please, no spitting, throwing sharpened sporks, roundhouse kicks to the back of the head (the face is acceptable), or making rude gestures at the geese in the pond (they bite).
Tips are appreciated, and please enjoy your stay.... or else my army of sentient refridgerator-fungus-ninjas will have a field day with your nostrils.
Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "You know how to drive this thing?"