Postby wilson1112000 » Sun Apr 10, 2005 6:45 pm
Alright. First of all, we should make sure that you tell the truth! (Pulls out a polygragh test attached to a car battery and hooks it up to Spartan.)
Alright, first of all, did you Shoot J.R!
Praise the Lord your God with all your heart, all your soul, and all your might, for that is what we were created for.
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We've got to speed things up in this hotel. Chef, if a guest orders a three-minute egg, give it to him in two minutes.
If he orders a two-minute egg, give it to him in one minute.
If he orders a one-minute egg, give him a chicken and let him work it out for himself.
Groucho in A Night in Casablanca (movie)
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Chinese Finger trap: noun 1. A puzzle that is supposed to test ones ability at problem solveing. or 2. The manifistation of Satan in a cardborad tube.
You decide.