Something I picked up from a website...also known as Your Favorite Anime in Twenty Words or Less.
It goes something like...
Escaflowne The Movie: A Girl in Gaea
Hitomi: I'm depressed.
Van: Me too.
Folken: Me too.
Jajuka:Die, Lord Folken!
Folken:*dies*
Hitomi: I feel better now.
Van: Me too.
THE END
or...
TRIGUN
Vash: Love and Peace!
Legato: *munch munch munch*
Knives: No love. No peace.
Vash: Love and Peace!!!
*blows Knives away using Wolfwood's cross punisher*
Vash: Love and Peace!
Wolfwood: (from Heaven) Awww, cut it out already.
Anime-a-Minute
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Dragonball Z
GOKU: Hey guys let's go camping!
EVERYONE: OKAY!
[RANDOM VILLAIN]: Hahahah! I will destroy you all!
*City explodes*
EVERYONE: OH NO!
VEGETA: Stay back! He's mine! ARGH!
*Beats Vegeta*
[RANDOM VILLAIN]: Hahahah! You thought you were strong but I went to my second form! Ahahaha!
*City explodes*
EVERYONE: Goku's late!
*City explodes*
[RV]: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
EVERYONE: HYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
*Everyone on earth dies*
GOKU: You monster!
*They fight*
[RV]: Ha! You didn't think I'd have ANOTHER form!
GOKU: HAAAAA!
[RV]: HAAAAA!
[RV]: Oh my goodness he went Super Saya-jin!(sp)
GOKU: OH NO!
EVERYONE: Goku's been beat!
*City explodes*
GOKU: Everyone! Give me your energy!
*Spirit bomb!*
*Dragonballs*
*Everyone lives happily ever after*
GOKU: Hey guys let's go camping!
EVERYONE: OKAY!!!!
Okay, so that was really long.
GOKU: Hey guys let's go camping!
EVERYONE: OKAY!
[RANDOM VILLAIN]: Hahahah! I will destroy you all!
*City explodes*
EVERYONE: OH NO!
VEGETA: Stay back! He's mine! ARGH!
*Beats Vegeta*
[RANDOM VILLAIN]: Hahahah! You thought you were strong but I went to my second form! Ahahaha!
*City explodes*
EVERYONE: Goku's late!
*City explodes*
[RV]: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
EVERYONE: HYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
*Everyone on earth dies*
GOKU: You monster!
*They fight*
[RV]: Ha! You didn't think I'd have ANOTHER form!
GOKU: HAAAAA!
[RV]: HAAAAA!
[RV]: Oh my goodness he went Super Saya-jin!(sp)
GOKU: OH NO!
EVERYONE: Goku's been beat!
*City explodes*
GOKU: Everyone! Give me your energy!
*Spirit bomb!*
*Dragonballs*
*Everyone lives happily ever after*
GOKU: Hey guys let's go camping!
EVERYONE: OKAY!!!!
Okay, so that was really long.
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Joshua Christopher - Posts: 1982
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I know... how many times has the earth been destroyed on the Dragonball series?
"I've learned when you throw mud at others, not only do you get your hands dirty, but you also lose a lot of ground." Ravi Zacharias
"Pride grows in the human heart like lard on a pig." Aleksander Solzhenitzen (so call me on it)
"Zeal without knowledge can lead to chaos." - Bob Rohm
"Why don't we love his truth as much as we seem to love his love?"- Cross Movement, in their song "Check us Out"
"Pride grows in the human heart like lard on a pig." Aleksander Solzhenitzen (so call me on it)
"Zeal without knowledge can lead to chaos." - Bob Rohm
"Why don't we love his truth as much as we seem to love his love?"- Cross Movement, in their song "Check us Out"
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oro! - Posts: 991
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Naruto: Im just became a genin! Lets run 200 miles into this forest!
Orochimaru: Let us battle!
*BATTLE*
Naruto: I win!
Tsunade: Congrats you are Hokage
Naruto: Oh no a bad guy appeared
Bad guy: fufufu i will punish you
Naruto: *some technique that sacrifieces his life to kill the bag-guy no jutsu*
Naruto died for Konoha
the end
Orochimaru: Let us battle!
*BATTLE*
Naruto: I win!
Tsunade: Congrats you are Hokage
Naruto: Oh no a bad guy appeared
Bad guy: fufufu i will punish you
Naruto: *some technique that sacrifieces his life to kill the bag-guy no jutsu*
Naruto died for Konoha
the end
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Mr. SmartyPants - Posts: 12541
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Let's see:
Pokemon:
Ash: Oh, I can't capture that pokemon. Pikachu isn't strong enough.
Pikachu: Pika--chu
Misty: Like, you can SOO kill that guy, Ash!
Brock: Pretty brown hair woman.
Ash: No I can't!
Pikachu: Pi--kachu
Misty: Yes, you can!
Brock: A pretty blonde-haired woman.
Ash: No, I can't
Misty: Yes you can!
Ash: Okay.
*wins*
Pokemon:
Ash: Oh, I can't capture that pokemon. Pikachu isn't strong enough.
Pikachu: Pika--chu
Misty: Like, you can SOO kill that guy, Ash!
Brock: Pretty brown hair woman.
Ash: No I can't!
Pikachu: Pi--kachu
Misty: Yes, you can!
Brock: A pretty blonde-haired woman.
Ash: No, I can't
Misty: Yes you can!
Ash: Okay.
*wins*
Every year in Uganda, innumerable children simply. . . disappear. These children all stolen under the cover of darkness from their homes and impressed into the guerilla armies of the LRA [Lord's Resistance Army]. In the deserts of Uganda, they are forced to witness the mindless slaughter of other children until they themselves can do nothing but kill. Kill. These children, generally ranging from ages 5-12, are brainwashed into murdering in the name of the resistance and into stealing other children from their beds to suffer the same fate.
Because of this genocide of innocence, hundred and hundreds of children live every night sleeping in public places miles from their homes, because they know that if the do not-- they will disappear. They will become just another number in this genocide to which the international community has chosen to turn a blind eye. They will become, in affect, invisible-- Invisible Children.
But there are those who are trying to fight against this slaughter of Uganda's children. They fight to protect these "invisible children." Please, help them help a country full of children who know nothing by fear. Help save the innocence. For more information concerning how you can help and how you can get an incredible video about this horrific reality, visit the Invisible Children home page.
Because of this genocide of innocence, hundred and hundreds of children live every night sleeping in public places miles from their homes, because they know that if the do not-- they will disappear. They will become just another number in this genocide to which the international community has chosen to turn a blind eye. They will become, in affect, invisible-- Invisible Children.
But there are those who are trying to fight against this slaughter of Uganda's children. They fight to protect these "invisible children." Please, help them help a country full of children who know nothing by fear. Help save the innocence. For more information concerning how you can help and how you can get an incredible video about this horrific reality, visit the Invisible Children home page.
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Mangafanatic - Posts: 4918
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Shin Getter Robo
*Fight*
RYOMA: HYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! Change Gettah One Nooooooooooow!!!!!!!!!!!
*Flashback*
*Fight within flashback*
RYOMA: GETTAH BEAMUUUU!!!
*Flashforward*
*Fighting*
RYOMA: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYAYAYYAYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAA!!!!
*Earth explodes*
*Flashback*
*Fighting*
RYOMA: HHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
*A monster gets really huge*
*Exposition that makes absolutely no sense*
RYOMA: GETTAAAAH TOMAHAAAAAAAAAWK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*A planet gets cut in half, along with the monster*
*Ending that makes even less sense*
*Fight*
RYOMA: HYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! Change Gettah One Nooooooooooow!!!!!!!!!!!
*Flashback*
*Fight within flashback*
RYOMA: GETTAH BEAMUUUU!!!
*Flashforward*
*Fighting*
RYOMA: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYAYAYYAYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAA!!!!
*Earth explodes*
*Flashback*
*Fighting*
RYOMA: HHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
*A monster gets really huge*
*Exposition that makes absolutely no sense*
RYOMA: GETTAAAAH TOMAHAAAAAAAAAWK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*A planet gets cut in half, along with the monster*
*Ending that makes even less sense*
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Joshua Christopher - Posts: 1982
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Monster
Dr. Tenma: I am going to operate on this boy
Boy: im alive time to kill people
Dr. Tenma: i will kill you 9 years later!!!
Dr. Tenma: I am going to operate on this boy
Boy: im alive time to kill people
Dr. Tenma: i will kill you 9 years later!!!
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Mr. SmartyPants - Posts: 12541
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Yugioh:
Bad guy: Ha ha! I have the ultimate deck that not even you can defeat! Feast your eyes on [insert rare card name here].
Yugi: Oh no! How will I defeat this card? Wait, I have an idea! If I can just get [insert card names], I might be able to pull it off!
*"Miraculously" gets card he needs*
Bad guy: Ha ha! That won't work because [insert rule here]. Now watch me do this!
Yugi: Yes, but if I do [obscure rule], then it will work!
or alternately...
Yugi: Ha! That's what I expected you to do! Now I can do this!
Bad guy: Oh no! I lost!
Bad guy: Ha ha! I have the ultimate deck that not even you can defeat! Feast your eyes on [insert rare card name here].
Yugi: Oh no! How will I defeat this card? Wait, I have an idea! If I can just get [insert card names], I might be able to pull it off!
*"Miraculously" gets card he needs*
Bad guy: Ha ha! That won't work because [insert rule here]. Now watch me do this!
Yugi: Yes, but if I do [obscure rule], then it will work!
or alternately...
Yugi: Ha! That's what I expected you to do! Now I can do this!
Bad guy: Oh no! I lost!
Ezekiel 23:20
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Nate - Posts: 10725
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Hamtaro in five seconds... 
*a bunch of stuff happens*
Laura (to Hamtaro): Today was great, and tomorrow will be better! ^_^
*a bunch of stuff happens*
Laura (to Hamtaro): Today was great, and tomorrow will be better! ^_^
[color=RoyalBlue]@)}~`,~ [/color]Carry this rose in your signature as thanks to Inkhana, for all she has done for us in the past.Even though she is no longer a moderator, she has done an awful lot for us while she was and she deserves thanks. ^_^
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Joshua Christopher - Posts: 1982
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Tenchi Muyo in a nutshell
Ryouko: Tenchi likes me best, don't you Tenchi?
Aeka: No, Tenchi likes me best, don't you..., Huh? Where'd he go?
Ryouko: Fast little @#$%^&* isn't he?
Ranma 1/2 in a Nutshell
Ranma(M): Not a cloud in the sky! What great weather!
(Raincloud appears)
Ranma(F): @#$%!
Ryouga: Ranma, I challenge you!
WHAM SPLAT.
Kuno: Ranma, I challenge you!
WHAM SPLAT
Generic Character: Ranma, I Challenge you fighting with [Insert random activity here]-fu!
WHAM SPLAT
Shampoo, Kodachi Kuno, Ukyo: Ranma, marry me!
Ranma: No!
Akane: Hi Ranma
Ranma: Macho chick!
(Akane beats the tar out of Ranma)
Ryouko: Tenchi likes me best, don't you Tenchi?
Aeka: No, Tenchi likes me best, don't you..., Huh? Where'd he go?
Ryouko: Fast little @#$%^&* isn't he?
Ranma 1/2 in a Nutshell
Ranma(M): Not a cloud in the sky! What great weather!
(Raincloud appears)
Ranma(F): @#$%!
Ryouga: Ranma, I challenge you!
WHAM SPLAT.
Kuno: Ranma, I challenge you!
WHAM SPLAT
Generic Character: Ranma, I Challenge you fighting with [Insert random activity here]-fu!
WHAM SPLAT
Shampoo, Kodachi Kuno, Ukyo: Ranma, marry me!
Ranma: No!
Akane: Hi Ranma
Ranma: Macho chick!
(Akane beats the tar out of Ranma)
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Arnobius - Posts: 2870
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Okay, here's a bad representation of a certain "classic". 
Princess Mononoke:
Ashitaka: I've been cursed by an evil boar god infected by an evil metal ball.
Lady Eboshi: My lepers made the metal ball. I represent the rather nasty habit of humans to spoil nature through industry.
San / Mononoke: I've been raised by gigantic wolves and want to kill Lady Eboshi. I represent nature.
Jigo: I represent greed masking as organized religion, I think. I just want the head of the forrest spirit.
(some battles and really weird stuff happen)
Ashitaka: We've brought you your head!!
Sen, Ashitaka and Eboshi: Now we call all work together doing what we've done before.
Jigo: There's no reasoning with fools.
Princess Mononoke:
Ashitaka: I've been cursed by an evil boar god infected by an evil metal ball.
Lady Eboshi: My lepers made the metal ball. I represent the rather nasty habit of humans to spoil nature through industry.
San / Mononoke: I've been raised by gigantic wolves and want to kill Lady Eboshi. I represent nature.
Jigo: I represent greed masking as organized religion, I think. I just want the head of the forrest spirit.
(some battles and really weird stuff happen)
Ashitaka: We've brought you your head!!
Sen, Ashitaka and Eboshi: Now we call all work together doing what we've done before.
Jigo: There's no reasoning with fools.
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bigsleepj - Posts: 3432
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- Location: South Africa - Oh yes, better believe it!
Robotech
I appologize for not getting the names right and also for being so cynical about one of my favourite animes.
(contains spoilers)
Narrator: I tell you, the viewer, about everything that is happening on the screen, allowing none of the original anime's subtleties to work for themselves. I also give away plot developements because I assume you're to thick to comprehend them.
Rick: Fighting is bad.
Roy: We're in a war, so try it!
Rick: War's bad, but fun
Lisa: I'm married to my job and can't stand Rick Hunter.
Min-May: Oh Rick...
Max: I'm a great fighter pilot.
Kairon: I want to blow up all these Micronions.
Kael: I hate war, even neccesary war. You're all bad people for trying to defend us.
Min-May: I want to sing. Oh Rick...
Miriya: I'm the best fighter in the universe.
Captain Gloval: I wasn't going to light it. I was just holding it.
Lisa: I'm falling in love with Rick.
Rick: I can't choose between Min-May and Lisa.
Min-May: Oh Rick...
Max: Hey, Miriya, lets get married.
Breetai: You Micronians scare us. Lets join forces against Zentrodi conformism. And we REALLY like Min-May.
Dolza: Excellent plan, General.
Kyron: I shall have my revenge!
Min-May: Oh Rick...
and so on, and so on, and so on....
I appologize for not getting the names right and also for being so cynical about one of my favourite animes.
(contains spoilers)
Narrator: I tell you, the viewer, about everything that is happening on the screen, allowing none of the original anime's subtleties to work for themselves. I also give away plot developements because I assume you're to thick to comprehend them.
Rick: Fighting is bad.
Roy: We're in a war, so try it!
Rick: War's bad, but fun
Lisa: I'm married to my job and can't stand Rick Hunter.
Min-May: Oh Rick...
Max: I'm a great fighter pilot.
Kairon: I want to blow up all these Micronions.
Kael: I hate war, even neccesary war. You're all bad people for trying to defend us.
Min-May: I want to sing. Oh Rick...
Miriya: I'm the best fighter in the universe.
Captain Gloval: I wasn't going to light it. I was just holding it.
Lisa: I'm falling in love with Rick.
Rick: I can't choose between Min-May and Lisa.
Min-May: Oh Rick...
Max: Hey, Miriya, lets get married.
Breetai: You Micronians scare us. Lets join forces against Zentrodi conformism. And we REALLY like Min-May.
Dolza: Excellent plan, General.
Kyron: I shall have my revenge!
Min-May: Oh Rick...
and so on, and so on, and so on....
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bigsleepj - Posts: 3432
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Here's a few:
Comic Party
Taishi: Join me Kazuki and we the two brothers will take over the world.
Kazuki: Nah.
Taishi: Yes my brother! Join me!
Kazuki: OK.
Chisa: My savior!
Mizuki: Comics are dumb.
Kazuki: I quit. Wait, I changed my mind.
Mizuki: So did I. Comics are cool now.
Taishi: Yes my sister!
The End
Inuyasha
Inuyasha: I want power. Girls are dumb.
Kagome: Sit boy!
Inuyasha: Ooh...shards!
Naraku: Ooh...shards!
*Various other characters are introduced/killed off/resurrected (in the case of Kikyo). A few join the formidable team of shard hunting demon-slayers.*
Inuyasha: *I like Kagome...*
Kagome: *I like Inuyasha*
Miroku: *I like Sango*
Sango: *That monk is such a pervert*
*Series drags on*
Inuyasha: Look my sword changed color, now I can finally defeat Naraku.
Naraku: No you can't. Our franchise still has 6 more seasons worth of box sets and plushies to sell.
Er, um, I mean...
I am invincible!
*Sadistic laughter (all the way to the bank)*
The End...?
Dual! Parallel Trouble Adventure
Kazuki: Robots are cool.
*Is thrust into a parallel universe*
Kazuki: Robots are so not cool. Hey look, Mitsuki. How'd you get here?
Mitsuki (1): My dad. And by the way, your a dork.
Kazuki: Hey look, two Mitsukis! I wonder which I like better?
Mitsuki (2): I like you Kazuki.
Mitsuki (1): Wait, so do I. Not fair!
*Dee appears for comic relief, battles ensue, the twin dimensions start to merge again, Kazuki gets...augmented...Kazuki gets a bigger better robot and saves the day*
Kazuki: I have a brilliant idea. Let's leave the question of which Mitsuki I like better to everyone's imagination, and go explore space for no apparent reason.
The End.
This is a fun idea. I'm sure I'll have more to follow...
Comic Party
Taishi: Join me Kazuki and we the two brothers will take over the world.
Kazuki: Nah.
Taishi: Yes my brother! Join me!
Kazuki: OK.
Chisa: My savior!
Mizuki: Comics are dumb.
Kazuki: I quit. Wait, I changed my mind.
Mizuki: So did I. Comics are cool now.
Taishi: Yes my sister!
The End
Inuyasha
Inuyasha: I want power. Girls are dumb.
Kagome: Sit boy!
Inuyasha: Ooh...shards!
Naraku: Ooh...shards!
*Various other characters are introduced/killed off/resurrected (in the case of Kikyo). A few join the formidable team of shard hunting demon-slayers.*
Inuyasha: *I like Kagome...*
Kagome: *I like Inuyasha*
Miroku: *I like Sango*
Sango: *That monk is such a pervert*
*Series drags on*
Inuyasha: Look my sword changed color, now I can finally defeat Naraku.
Naraku: No you can't. Our franchise still has 6 more seasons worth of box sets and plushies to sell.
Er, um, I mean...
I am invincible!
*Sadistic laughter (all the way to the bank)*
The End...?
Dual! Parallel Trouble Adventure
Kazuki: Robots are cool.
*Is thrust into a parallel universe*
Kazuki: Robots are so not cool. Hey look, Mitsuki. How'd you get here?
Mitsuki (1): My dad. And by the way, your a dork.
Kazuki: Hey look, two Mitsukis! I wonder which I like better?
Mitsuki (2): I like you Kazuki.
Mitsuki (1): Wait, so do I. Not fair!
*Dee appears for comic relief, battles ensue, the twin dimensions start to merge again, Kazuki gets...augmented...Kazuki gets a bigger better robot and saves the day*
Kazuki: I have a brilliant idea. Let's leave the question of which Mitsuki I like better to everyone's imagination, and go explore space for no apparent reason.
The End.
This is a fun idea. I'm sure I'll have more to follow...
Our lives are but a vapor, let us not let waste our time and breath on vanities, but let us spend ourselves for the Kingdom, seeking a better resurrection.
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My Live Journal
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Saint Kevin - Posts: 975
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Martian Sucessor Nadesco
Akito: I like Yureka
yureka: Im a space battleship captain! V!
Ruri: Idiots...
Akito: I like robots.
Everyone: Fight! Its jovian (insert ship/mecha here)
Akito: I dont wanna fight.
yureka: Akiiiooo
*Akito destroys everything*
Ruri: Idiots...
jovian: were human
Everyone: Aaagh!
Jovian: We have a society thats based on a tv show!
Everyone: ><;;
*final battle ensues*
*Ship dissappears*
Ruri: Idiots...
Akito: I like Yureka
yureka: Im a space battleship captain! V!
Ruri: Idiots...
Akito: I like robots.
Everyone: Fight! Its jovian (insert ship/mecha here)
Akito: I dont wanna fight.
yureka: Akiiiooo
*Akito destroys everything*
Ruri: Idiots...
jovian: were human
Everyone: Aaagh!
Jovian: We have a society thats based on a tv show!
Everyone: ><;;
*final battle ensues*
*Ship dissappears*
Ruri: Idiots...
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mechana2015 - Posts: 5025
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- Location: Orange County
bigsleepj wrote:Okay, here's a bad representation of a certain "classic".
Princess Mononoke:
Ashitaka: I've been cursed by an evil boar god infected by an evil metal ball.
Lady Eboshi: My lepers made the metal ball. I represent the rather nasty habit of humans to spoil nature through industry.
San / Mononoke: I've been raised by gigantic wolves and want to kill Lady Eboshi. I represent nature.
Jigo: I represent greed masking as organized religion, I think. I just want the head of the forrest spirit.
(some battles and really weird stuff happen)
Ashitaka: We've brought you your head!!
Sen, Ashitaka and Eboshi: Now we call all work together doing what we've done before.
Jigo: There's no reasoning with fools.
There used to be a site called "Toastyfrog" that had some hilarious "Thumbnail Theaters" on things like Mononoke, Akira, NGE, GitS and the new Star Wars films. Unfortunately, the last time I tried to look for them, it seemed that the site was dead.
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Arnobius - Posts: 2870
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bigsleepj wrote:Jigo: I represent greed masking as organized religion, I think.
Haha! "What do I represent again? It's hard to do this if I don't know which part of the convoluted conservationist theme I am."
That reminds me of the time I tried to imagine The Chronicles of Narnia with Gundams:
GUNDAM: Eat that, evil queen! *punt*
EVIL QUEEN: YOU'RE RUINING THE METAPHOOOOOOOOR~!
Okay, I'll try one for real now.
FRUITS BASKET ANIME IN THIRTY SECONDS OR LESS!
Tohru: I'm so happy! I met a new Sohma today!
Yuki: Can you tell me about him?
Tohru: He's vaguely androgynous and has sundry intrapersonal issues.
Kyo: Like that narrows it down. And since when did you use words like "androgynous?"
Tohru: Whoops! I mean, teehee! I have to go hug somebody and make them naked!
Shigure: That's better.
Kyo: Hey, I'm a monster now.
Tohru: That's okay.
Kyo: Really? Sweet deal.
Akito: In case you haven't noticed, I'm still a giant doo-doo head.
Tohru: Let me hug you!
Akito: GRAAAH!
Everyone: AAAAH!
Akito: I'm still a doo-doo head but that's okay now.
Everyone: HOORAY!
Hiro & Kisa: Hey check out our new frisbee!
Tohru: MY CONTACT LENS!
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Cap'n Nick - Posts: 1008
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These are really funny!
Record of Lodoss War OVA
Parn: I'm a weenie who can't fight.
Deed: A wussy human! I'll fall in love with him and follow him everywhere!
Ghim: Parn, you're a weenie who can't fight.
Parn: I'm suddenly an excellent fighter after one training session with Ghim, but I'm still a weenie.
Ashram: ... (so cool he doesn't even need to say anything)
Pirotess: ... (so cool she doesn't need to do anything but stand next to Ashram)
And somehow I feel bad for making fun of such a great series.
||Skipping Tomorrows Webmanga||
"A ship in harbor is safe but that is not what ships are built for." - John A. Shedd
"A ship in harbor is safe but that is not what ships are built for." - John A. Shedd
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Gypsy - Posts: 4056
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MF did Pokemon, and Kae did Yugioh. Those really did sum up all there was to be seen in those series. What do people see in stuff like Yugioh/Pokemon or other collect-and-battle "anime". They aren't anime. More like a 22 minute commercial.
Yeah...what was with the androgeny in that series anyway? That was my biggest complaint for that series, was that it didn't really add any humor. Tohru was sweet though, definitely worth the price of admission.
Here's what the pokemon/yugioh people should be looking at. What's a good anime without some guy getting fought over by (at least 2) women and then being an awkward doof for the rest of the series. That's quality.
Cap'n Crack wrote:Tohru: I'm so happy! I met a new Sohma today!
Yuki: Can you tell me about him?
Tohru: He's vaguely androgynous and has sundry intrapersonal issues.
Yeah...what was with the androgeny in that series anyway? That was my biggest complaint for that series, was that it didn't really add any humor. Tohru was sweet though, definitely worth the price of admission.
AnimeHeretic wrote:Tenchi Muyo in a nutshell
Ryouko: Tenchi likes me best, don't you Tenchi?
Aeka: No, Tenchi likes me best, don't you..., Huh? Where'd he go?
Ryouko: Fast little @#$%^&* isn't he?
Here's what the pokemon/yugioh people should be looking at. What's a good anime without some guy getting fought over by (at least 2) women and then being an awkward doof for the rest of the series. That's quality.
Our lives are but a vapor, let us not let waste our time and breath on vanities, but let us spend ourselves for the Kingdom, seeking a better resurrection.
Preaching the Bad News
My Live Journal
Preaching the Bad News
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Saint Kevin - Posts: 975
- Joined: Wed Nov 12, 2003 1:57 pm
This may be blasphemy to some people, but here's Rurouni Kenshin (Season 1)
Kaoru: OK, Kenshin-- sweep out the dojo. Yahiko, let's start training.
Yahiko: Eat My Shorts! Don't have a cow!
Kaoru: WHy You...
Kenshin: Oro?
(Kaoru and Yahiko wreck Kenshin's cleaning job).
Villain: I will take my revenge on the MEIJI reign and will destroy every one!
Townspeople: Aiee! Help!
Gov't Official: Kenshin, we need you to help the MEIJI government. After all, it is the MEIJI era.
Kenshin: Sorry, can't help you. That it is (de gozaru).
Villain: I'll kidnap this random person who conveniently happens to live with the Battousai who I hate and want to defeat.
Kaoru: Help Kenshin!
Kenshin: I'll save you!
Villain: I think not. Wham, splat!
Kenshin: Hmm, I'm getting my tail kicked. Aha! He is using this technique. Hmm, if I go thus and so...
Villain: Oh no! <SPLAT>
Kenshin: OK, you're safe Kaoru.
Kaoru: Took you long enough, moron!
Kaoru: OK, Kenshin-- sweep out the dojo. Yahiko, let's start training.
Yahiko: Eat My Shorts! Don't have a cow!
Kaoru: WHy You...
Kenshin: Oro?
(Kaoru and Yahiko wreck Kenshin's cleaning job).
Villain: I will take my revenge on the MEIJI reign and will destroy every one!
Townspeople: Aiee! Help!
Gov't Official: Kenshin, we need you to help the MEIJI government. After all, it is the MEIJI era.
Kenshin: Sorry, can't help you. That it is (de gozaru).
Villain: I'll kidnap this random person who conveniently happens to live with the Battousai who I hate and want to defeat.
Kaoru: Help Kenshin!
Kenshin: I'll save you!
Villain: I think not. Wham, splat!
Kenshin: Hmm, I'm getting my tail kicked. Aha! He is using this technique. Hmm, if I go thus and so...
Villain: Oh no! <SPLAT>
Kenshin: OK, you're safe Kaoru.
Kaoru: Took you long enough, moron!
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Arnobius - Posts: 2870
- Joined: Thu Dec 02, 2004 11:41 pm
Record of Lodoss War OVA
Parn: I'm a weenie who can't fight.
Deed: A wussy human! I'll fall in love with him and follow him everywhere!
Ghim: Parn, you're a weenie who can't fight.
Parn: I'm suddenly an excellent fighter after one training session with Ghim, but I'm still a weenie.
Ashram: ... (so cool he doesn't even need to say anything)
Pirotess: ... (so cool she doesn't need to do anything but stand next to Ashram)
In time-honored Gypsy tradition, I'm informing you I just spilt milk all over my monitor and keyboard. Ugh, on my hoodie too. But I died laughing at that one.
Angelic Layer
Misaki: I'm moving to Tokyo but I'm so small!
Icchan and Hatoko: Size doesn't matter with angelic layer!
Misaki: Eeeeeeeeeh?! Cool! Ok I'll play and defeat all these players with way more experience than me and somehow manage to kick all of their butts while squeaking at a range just within human hearing and become the national champion my first year!
Tamayo: Yay for Misakichi! Now where was I...oh that's right, whipping the snot out of Kotaro-chan for not realizing I like him!
Icchan: I'm dating your mom, wiggle wiggle wiggle!
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Ashley - Posts: 7364
- Joined: Mon May 26, 2003 10:00 am
- Location: Fort Worth, Texas
Every mech series
::kid finds a mech::
Kid: I will save the universe!
Kid: Fighting is wrong!
::Earth explodes::
Kid: I'll fight you! You hurt my friends!
::He is beat::
::Miraculously pulls out some special move and wins::
Kid: Fighting is wrong!
::kid finds a mech::
Kid: I will save the universe!
Kid: Fighting is wrong!
::Earth explodes::
Kid: I'll fight you! You hurt my friends!
::He is beat::
::Miraculously pulls out some special move and wins::
Kid: Fighting is wrong!
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Joshua Christopher - Posts: 1982
- Joined: Mon Dec 13, 2004 9:00 am
Initial D
Itsuki: [Somebody] is coming and he's got a [fast Japanese car]
Kenji: I heard that [somebody] is really fast. [Somebody] defeated [some other guy] in his [another Japanese car]. [Somebody]'s [fast Japanese car] is nearly unbeatable.
Iketani: Can Takumi Defeat him?
Bunta (with eyes closed): Takumi will defeat him
Takumi: I dunno anything about cars. What's a car anyway?
Ryouske: *anazlyzes every single element of the race, including who wins before they even start*
Keisuke: He who defeats my brother cannot lose! Takumi, you can't lose!
Iketani, Kenji: can he win?
Itsuki: He always finds a way. He always wins. I have faith in him. Takumi please win!
Race analysis: Takumi is way behind, then makes up the deficit in one corner using some insane driving technique.
Iketani, Kenji, Itsuki: Yay! Takumi won. He's incredible!
Manager: He is amazing. Just like his father, Bunta
Bunta: Did you win?
Takumi: Yeah
Mogi: Takumi-kun!
Itsuki: [Somebody] is coming and he's got a [fast Japanese car]
Kenji: I heard that [somebody] is really fast. [Somebody] defeated [some other guy] in his [another Japanese car]. [Somebody]'s [fast Japanese car] is nearly unbeatable.
Iketani: Can Takumi Defeat him?
Bunta (with eyes closed): Takumi will defeat him
Takumi: I dunno anything about cars. What's a car anyway?
Ryouske: *anazlyzes every single element of the race, including who wins before they even start*
Keisuke: He who defeats my brother cannot lose! Takumi, you can't lose!
Iketani, Kenji: can he win?
Itsuki: He always finds a way. He always wins. I have faith in him. Takumi please win!
Race analysis: Takumi is way behind, then makes up the deficit in one corner using some insane driving technique.
Iketani, Kenji, Itsuki: Yay! Takumi won. He's incredible!
Manager: He is amazing. Just like his father, Bunta
Bunta: Did you win?
Takumi: Yeah
Mogi: Takumi-kun!
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"I probably won't enter heaven nice, clean and neat. More like sliding in sideways saying, man, what a ride"
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:hits_self:lol:
"I probably won't enter heaven nice, clean and neat. More like sliding in sideways saying, man, what a ride"
@)}~ Carry this rose in your sig, as thanks, to all the CAA moderators.
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V8Tsunami - Posts: 157
- Joined: Tue Sep 07, 2004 6:48 pm
- Location: the middle of nowhere
these might contain some spoilers...
RahXephon
(please bear in mind that I adore this series)
Ayato: Hi, I'm Ayato.
Mishima: Hi, I'm Mishima.
(Lots of weird stuff happens)
Quon: Dress me, please.
(More weird stuff happens. People DIE. Ayato and Quon FIGHT for no reason, then Quon lets Ayato win and everyone comes back to life and everything is happy.)
THE END
Witch Hunter Robin
Sakaki: I'm a witch hunter and I keep getting sent to the hospital.
Karasuma: I'm a witch hunter too.
Michael: I'm a hacker.
Doujima: I'm a ditz. (is really a secret agent)
Harry: I cook stuff.
Amon:...
Robin: I'm the new witch hunter and I'm not a witch.
Methuselah: You are a witch.
Robin: No, I'm not!
Nagira: I don't care if you are a witch.
Robin: I told you I'm not a witch!
Amon: You're a witch.
Robin: Oh.
Zaizen: You evil witch, die!!
Robin: Stop killing us!!
(stuff explodes and collapses)
Michael: Even though hunting witches is wrong, we're still doing it. And Doujima's a liar.
THE END
RahXephon
(please bear in mind that I adore this series)
Ayato: Hi, I'm Ayato.
Mishima: Hi, I'm Mishima.
(Lots of weird stuff happens)
Quon: Dress me, please.
(More weird stuff happens. People DIE. Ayato and Quon FIGHT for no reason, then Quon lets Ayato win and everyone comes back to life and everything is happy.)
THE END
Witch Hunter Robin
Sakaki: I'm a witch hunter and I keep getting sent to the hospital.
Karasuma: I'm a witch hunter too.
Michael: I'm a hacker.
Doujima: I'm a ditz. (is really a secret agent)
Harry: I cook stuff.
Amon:...
Robin: I'm the new witch hunter and I'm not a witch.
Methuselah: You are a witch.
Robin: No, I'm not!
Nagira: I don't care if you are a witch.
Robin: I told you I'm not a witch!
Amon: You're a witch.
Robin: Oh.
Zaizen: You evil witch, die!!
Robin: Stop killing us!!
(stuff explodes and collapses)
Michael: Even though hunting witches is wrong, we're still doing it. And Doujima's a liar.
THE END
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Maledicte - Posts: 2078
- Joined: Wed Dec 01, 2004 9:39 pm
First half of Sailor Moon SuperS:
Chibiusa: Helios, who are you?
Helios: I can't tell you.
[The next day...]
Usagi: I'm so in love with Mamo-chan!
Chibiusa: I love him more, even though he's my father which makes it creepy!
Usagi: Shut up brat!
[Shift to Dead Moon Circus]
Zirconia: Find the one with beautiful dreams!
Tiger Eye: Young women are better!
Hawk Eye: Older women are better!
Fish Eye: Hey, I'm an effeminate man who likes to seduce other men!
Tiger Eye and Hawk Eye: ...
[Random victim is seduced by one of the three]
Whichever Eye: 1...2...3! Let me see your dream!
Usagi (or Chibiusa): Oh no! A bad guy!
[Plot contrivance occurs to bring Chibiusa and Usagi together since the stock transformation footage shows them transforming together, therefore, they must be forced into the same place]
Sailor Moon and Chibi Moon: [Usual cheesy speech]
Whichever Eye: Come out Lemure!
Lemure: Ha ha ha!
[Moon and Chibi Moon run around like idiots until a rose appears]
Tuxedo Kamen: [Delivers even cheesier speech] I'll just stand here and let you girls do all the fighting because I'm a wuss!
Sailor Chibi Moon: Help us Helios!
[Five minute attack sequence]
Lemure: Stage out!
Usagi: Waaah! How come we were studying for our high school entrance exams all last season and now we're not? It doesn't make sense!
THE END
Chibiusa: Helios, who are you?
Helios: I can't tell you.
[The next day...]
Usagi: I'm so in love with Mamo-chan!
Chibiusa: I love him more, even though he's my father which makes it creepy!
Usagi: Shut up brat!
[Shift to Dead Moon Circus]
Zirconia: Find the one with beautiful dreams!
Tiger Eye: Young women are better!
Hawk Eye: Older women are better!
Fish Eye: Hey, I'm an effeminate man who likes to seduce other men!
Tiger Eye and Hawk Eye: ...
[Random victim is seduced by one of the three]
Whichever Eye: 1...2...3! Let me see your dream!
Usagi (or Chibiusa): Oh no! A bad guy!
[Plot contrivance occurs to bring Chibiusa and Usagi together since the stock transformation footage shows them transforming together, therefore, they must be forced into the same place]
Sailor Moon and Chibi Moon: [Usual cheesy speech]
Whichever Eye: Come out Lemure!
Lemure: Ha ha ha!
[Moon and Chibi Moon run around like idiots until a rose appears]
Tuxedo Kamen: [Delivers even cheesier speech] I'll just stand here and let you girls do all the fighting because I'm a wuss!
Sailor Chibi Moon: Help us Helios!
[Five minute attack sequence]
Lemure: Stage out!
Usagi: Waaah! How come we were studying for our high school entrance exams all last season and now we're not? It doesn't make sense!
THE END
Ezekiel 23:20
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Nate - Posts: 10725
- Joined: Thu Sep 02, 2004 12:00 pm
- Location: Oh right, like anyone actually cares.
SPEED RACER
Speed! Speed! A new racer has come to challenge you!
SPEED: HAA!
RACER: We will race!
SPEED: Yes we will!
EVERYONE: HAA!
Speed! Speed! I do not want you to race in this race it is very dangeorous you might get hurt don't go!
SPEED: I'm going!
*Boy & Monkey sneak into car*
*They race.*
*A car explodes*
*Speed uses some gadget and wins*
EVERYONE: Yay! Speed you won! Now you are the winner! A WINNER IS YOU!
Speed! Speed! A new racer has come to challenge you!
SPEED: HAA!
RACER: We will race!
SPEED: Yes we will!
EVERYONE: HAA!
Speed! Speed! I do not want you to race in this race it is very dangeorous you might get hurt don't go!
SPEED: I'm going!
*Boy & Monkey sneak into car*
*They race.*
*A car explodes*
*Speed uses some gadget and wins*
EVERYONE: Yay! Speed you won! Now you are the winner! A WINNER IS YOU!
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Joshua Christopher - Posts: 1982
- Joined: Mon Dec 13, 2004 9:00 am
Saiyuki
Sanzo: By decree of 3 floating heads, we must venture. TO THE WEST!
*they venture west…random battles ensue*
Goku: I’m hungry.
Sanzo: Shut *insert random swear words* up.
Goujo: …Ah. Cute chick. *glides off*
Hakkai: Calm down everyone. I’ve made some tea and biscuits for us all! *shinesparkle*
*more random battles including defeating main antagonist and thus moving on to Saiyuki RELOAD or Saiyuki: The movie etc.*
Gundam SEED
Kira: Ah, I must use this Earth forcesGundam and fight for my friends!
friends: Yay
Athrun: No. You are a coordinator. Join forces with us.
Kira: No! I must protect my friends!
friends: yay
Cagalli: ...Athrun is hot.
Athrun: Cagalli is hot. Even though shes practically second in command for Orb.(orb=enemy)
Kira: I like Lacus, even though she is Athruns fiance.
Lacus: Thats okay! *sings random insert song*
Flay: Ah! no! *spazzes* I love you Kira! No, I love Sai! Ah! *dies*
Kira: I dont' like you.
But I will fight against the earth forces b/c I like Lacus and I'll follow whatever she does! And because I'm a hypocrite!
Athrun:...yea! Me too!
Yzak: You are all idiots!
*gundam battles*
*a Bunch of Side Characters are introduced <10 episodes before the series ends*
BoSC: muahaha I will keeel you!
*fights*
*death*
*all side characters die and magically reappear in Gundam SEED Destiny*
Sanzo: By decree of 3 floating heads, we must venture. TO THE WEST!
*they venture west…random battles ensue*
Goku: I’m hungry.
Sanzo: Shut *insert random swear words* up.
Goujo: …Ah. Cute chick. *glides off*
Hakkai: Calm down everyone. I’ve made some tea and biscuits for us all! *shinesparkle*
*more random battles including defeating main antagonist and thus moving on to Saiyuki RELOAD or Saiyuki: The movie etc.*
Gundam SEED
Kira: Ah, I must use this Earth forcesGundam and fight for my friends!
friends: Yay
Athrun: No. You are a coordinator. Join forces with us.
Kira: No! I must protect my friends!
friends: yay
Cagalli: ...Athrun is hot.
Athrun: Cagalli is hot. Even though shes practically second in command for Orb.(orb=enemy)
Kira: I like Lacus, even though she is Athruns fiance.
Lacus: Thats okay! *sings random insert song*
Flay: Ah! no! *spazzes* I love you Kira! No, I love Sai! Ah! *dies*
Kira: I dont' like you.
But I will fight against the earth forces b/c I like Lacus and I'll follow whatever she does! And because I'm a hypocrite!
Athrun:...yea! Me too!
Yzak: You are all idiots!
*gundam battles*
*a Bunch of Side Characters are introduced <10 episodes before the series ends*
BoSC: muahaha I will keeel you!
*fights*
*death*
*all side characters die and magically reappear in Gundam SEED Destiny*
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Ren_sama - Posts: 587
- Joined: Fri Feb 06, 2004 7:48 pm
i have to say this
Full Moon wo Sagashite
Mitsuki: I want to be a singer! But I have to be 16 and my throat will kill me
Takuto: random knife-from-my-hand voila! You are 16 and a blonde
Grandma: No singing! Its bad
Mitsuki: doooshiiitteeeee whatever my first album yay!
Meroko: <insert random quote here>
Mitsuki: BLAH BLAH ETERNAL SNOW
Mitsuki: Lets go to america
Mitsuki: oh no <insert super spoiler here im not gonna tell you only people who have seen most or all of full moon will know what im talking about>
*back in america*
Mituski: I forgot my happy pills =(
Mitsuki: *takes happy pills* yay im happy lets sing
Mitsuki: yay stuff happens! Im gonna make people angry and magically dissapear and love this guy!
Aishiteruze Baby
Kippei: Yuzuyu lets go to school
Yuzuyu: oni! oni! giri! giri! onigiri!
Kokoro: you suck
Kippei: =( hey yuzuyu dont cry
Kokoro: you treat her well i like you know
Kippei: can i give you a kiss
Kokoro: yay!
Full Moon wo Sagashite
Mitsuki: I want to be a singer! But I have to be 16 and my throat will kill me
Takuto: random knife-from-my-hand voila! You are 16 and a blonde
Grandma: No singing! Its bad
Mitsuki: doooshiiitteeeee whatever my first album yay!
Meroko: <insert random quote here>
Mitsuki: BLAH BLAH ETERNAL SNOW
Mitsuki: Lets go to america
Mitsuki: oh no <insert super spoiler here im not gonna tell you only people who have seen most or all of full moon will know what im talking about>
*back in america*
Mituski: I forgot my happy pills =(
Mitsuki: *takes happy pills* yay im happy lets sing
Mitsuki: yay stuff happens! Im gonna make people angry and magically dissapear and love this guy!
Aishiteruze Baby
Kippei: Yuzuyu lets go to school
Yuzuyu: oni! oni! giri! giri! onigiri!
Kokoro: you suck
Kippei: =( hey yuzuyu dont cry
Kokoro: you treat her well i like you know
Kippei: can i give you a kiss
Kokoro: yay!
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Mr. SmartyPants - Posts: 12541
- Joined: Sat Aug 21, 2004 9:00 am
Mitsuki: BLAH BLAH ETERNAL SNOW
Even though it's one of my favorite series, after about 20 episodes, I simply could not stand to hear that song anymore...so that was my reaction to. XD That reminds me...I should have been the first to minitize a tanemura works! *commits seppuku*
Kamikaze Kaitou Jeanne
Jeanne: Behold! I am a beautiful theif stealing art but in reality I'm locking away demons!
Fin: Yeah! Hee hee!
Sindbad: Ha! I'm here to stop you and steal the works FIRST! And I have a sexy veil and trenchcoat, so there!
Miyako: Argh, I'll get you both!
Chiaki: Maron! <3
Maron: Chiaki.... *blush*
Miyako: Chiaaakiiiiiiii.....ok, scratch that, you geek in the glasses!
Minazuko: Meee? *squeak*
Access: Fin!
Fin: Pbbt on all of you. I'm (spoiler)
Jeanne: No! *sobs*
Sindbad: I will protect you!
Jeanne: I will be strong and defeat you!
Noin: I thought you were my old girlfriend so I sold soul to Satan. Dang it, think I can get a refund on that?
THE END
Cowboy Bebop
Jet: SPIKE! GET YOUR BUTT IN HERE NOW!
Faye: Oh my head...maybe I'm just too cold. I'm wearing next to nothing, hmmm...oh hey! Money! *chases*
Ed: Faye-faye, spike-spike wooooogie woogie fish EIN bean shiney! Yay!
Spike: I hate women, kids, and dogs. I need more woolong. Hey was that a bounty?
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Ashley - Posts: 7364
- Joined: Mon May 26, 2003 10:00 am
- Location: Fort Worth, Texas
Saint Kevin wrote:Inuyasha
*Series drags on*
Inuyasha: Look my sword changed color, now I can finally defeat Naraku.
Naraku: No you can't. Our franchise still has 6 more seasons worth of box sets and plushies to sell.
Er, um, I mean...
I am invincible!
*Sadistic laughter (all the way to the bank)*
The End...?
*I'm sorry, VioletEyedCat is not available at the moment. She has passed out from lack of oxygen to her tiny brain-something about too much hilariosity? Anyway, leave a message at the beep, then call 911. *BEEEEP*
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VioletEyedCat - Posts: 192
- Joined: Wed Jan 26, 2005 5:11 pm
- Location: Seattle
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