Corrupted wish game

[IPv4]

granted, the pixel is reborn on the medium sized island and the universe is re-condensed into the pixel

I wish for a pizza.

[TheChocolateGamer]

Granted, but it's the spiciest pizza in the universe

I wish for the perfect anime.

[Mullet Death]

Granted, but you're not allowed to watch it.

I wish for the Nile

[TheChocolateGamer]

Granted, but ISIS attacks you and captures it.

I wish for a drawing tablet.

[IPv4]

granted, the tablet draws pictures on its own and humans can't control it

I wish for the previous wish.

[John_Smith]

Granted. You receive the wish. Not the tablet. Just the wish.

I wish CS Lewis would rise from the grave a put an end to the zombie apocalypse I started when I wished JRR Tolkien back to life.

[TheChocolateGamer]

Granted, but after that he starts his own zombie apocalypse.

I wish for a new great romance anime.

[Shroopy]

Granted, but every time you try to watch it your TV/Monitor turns off.
I wish for a wish to wish about wishing.

[LecktheTech]

Granted. You are eternally wishing for a wish.

I wish I had fiber optic internet at my house.

[TheChocolateGamer]

Granted, you have internet by "Fiber Optic" at your house.

I wish for a Shiba Inu.

[IPv4]

Granted, but every time you try to watch it your TV/Monitor turns off.
I wish for a wish to wish about wishing.

Granted, you have internet by "Fiber Optic" at your house.

I wish for a Shiba Inu.

granted, it runs away from home on the 1st day.

I wish for 5 minutes.

[Shroopy]

Granted, you now have 5 minutes. 5 minutes to live.
I wish the wish I just granted was unwished.

[TheChocolateGamer]

Granted, the wish is gone but not the effects.

I wish for a bag of jelly beans.

[Shroopy]

Granted, but the jelly beans are all pencil flavored.
I wish for a helpful cat that helps me with things.

[IPv4]

granted the cat is helpful but wants a salary


I wish for a punch in the next wishers face!

[Shroopy]

Granted, but it misses me.
I wish for a punch in the next wishers face that doesn't miss.

[TheChocolateGamer]

Granted, but I miss it (sad face).
I wish for an admiral uniform.

[Shroopy]

Granted, but the uniform is 2 sizes too small...
I wish for a better computer.

[LecktheTech]

Granted, It is a supercomputer that crushes your house.

I wish for the sea

[IPv4]

granted, the sea caughts on fire.

I WISH AMERICANS WOULD STOP SAYING ALUMINUM WHEN ITS CLEARLY CALLED ALUMINIUM.

[Animeniac]

Granted, people say it correctly but mispronounce everything else

I wish Pokemon were real

[LecktheTech]

Granted, but the world starts to revolve around 10 year-olds.

I wish the sea was glass that couldn't cut, refracted light well, and ships could still sail through it.

[Animeniac]

Granted, but the world starts to revolve around 10 year-olds.

Dude....shots fired much???????

I wish the sea was glass that couldn't cut, refracted light well, and ships could still sail through it.

Granted, but the sound of breaking glass is deafening and the massive shock wave of sounds ultimately ends up destroying earth.

I wish my life was exciting

[IPv4]

granted, you become james bond 007, but gets life in prison in soviet russia.

I wish for this http://global.rakuten.com/en/store/k-gakki/item/gib-lpctm-wrgh/ guitar. (GOLD HARDWARE )

[TheChocolateGamer]

Granted, but it breaks after 6 seconds of use (cool guitar by the way, I hope you will have it in the future )

I wish Borussia Dortmund wins the German Cup.

[Animeniac]

granted, you become james bond 007, but gets life in prison in soviet russia.

I almost fell out of me seat laughing so hard Good one!

I wish Borussia Dortmund wins the German Cup.

Granted he wins this


I wish I was married to Miss Marvel

[John_Smith]

Granted, but it turns out to be the wrong one. (There are several...)
I will take this moment to declare that I have about the first year's worth of the Kamala Khan comics, though I have yet to read all of them.

I wish digimon were real.

[Noise]

Digimon are real, and have made quite a good impression on the public! However, as a species they are a bit needy and crave constant affection. Therefore, understandably, they have become envious and resentful of the feline companions humanity is so fond of. Then suddenly all of the neighborhood cats inexplicably go missing...

I wish all of my carpet was replaced with nice wood flooring.

[Animeniac]

Granted, but a fight breaks out between them and they ultimately destroy the electric grid to the world thus forcing us to revert back to the 16 to 1700s, thus shutting down the Internet thus making Apple, Microsoft ETC go out of business. thus causing MASSIVE issues globally....ETC


I wish I was a Super Saiyan god, one that could beat any threat and not lose my powers or die or have any kind of ailment or illness put upon me including paralysis

[TheChocolateGamer]

Granted, but you are super lazy. (wouldn't want to do anything)

I wish for a lifetime supply of jelly beans.