What would you do for a Klondike bar?

[MIBuddy]

I'd tell the aliens the secret anti-UFO missile launch codes.

Next!

[Banana Lobster]

Hug an angry bear. Probably do some other cool stuff (that I can't think of at the moment because tired) as well. But I'd start with the bear.

[Peanut]

I'd drive to the nearest store. Pick up a pack of Klondike bars. Go to the nearest register. Pay in cash for said Klondike bars. And then go home and eat them.

[Rusty Claymore]

It couldn't be helped, if they forced me, I'd marathon my favorite anime show. It'd be a sacrifice, but I'd do it.

If I wasn't on a diet.

[Davidizer13]

I would end all life upon this pitiful orb, sparing only those capable of making more Klondike bars.

[Mullet Death]

Not only would I kill a man for a Klondike bar, I have killed a man for a Klondike bar.

[shooraijin]

I'd drive to the nearest store. Pick up a pack of Klondike bars. Go to the nearest register. Pay in cash for said Klondike bars. And then go home and eat them.

What if you only had a credit card?

[Zeldafan2]

Devour an entire bowl of dog food.

[Sundown]

♪ But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the kid who walked
A thousand miles to get a Klondike Bar. ♫