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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Derek_Is_Me » Sun Aug 17, 2014 6:12 am

Granted, but unfortunately you were trained by a group of living deku nuts. You are considered a fairy tale and folklore by the natives.

I wish I was a rainbow covered cucumber.
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby twistedfairytale45 » Mon Aug 18, 2014 3:05 pm

wish granted but sadly you had no pot of gold at your end so you were smashed by a very dissapointed fairy.

I wish I had a stick
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby IPv4 » Tue Aug 19, 2014 3:17 pm

granted but the stick is broken in the middle

I wish I had a wish
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Derek_Is_Me » Thu Aug 21, 2014 2:03 pm

Your wish is granted on the stipulation that you pay back the other wish with a wish of your own.

I wish for a porcupine named burkley.
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Kilvakar » Fri Aug 22, 2014 1:48 pm

Granted, but Burkley doesn't like you and you end up stuck full of quills every time you see him.

I wish I could travel in time.
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Derek_Is_Me » Mon Aug 25, 2014 12:48 pm

Granted, But instead of travelling by yourself. Or as most people would want, travelling with the doctor. You have to travel with the master.

I wish I was a flying phoenix.
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby twistedfairytale45 » Mon Aug 25, 2014 7:51 pm

granted. You are a hansdom, phoenix bathed in golden, hot fire........ and without a fireproof body. Good luck getting anywhere when your tail's on fire.

I wish I was a mangaka :3
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby TheAlbinoMoose » Thu Sep 04, 2014 3:39 pm

Granted but the anime based off your creation doesn't follow the storyline, is poorly animated and the voice acting is just awful.

I wish I could turn into a magic flying burrito
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Mullet Death » Sat Sep 06, 2014 8:35 pm

Granted, but I immediately eat you.

I wish for no wishes!
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby twistedfairytale45 » Mon Sep 22, 2014 10:14 am

well this is hard... um, too bad! You got a wish anyway... :|

I wish someone would reply to my questions about Goodbye, Mr. Despair.
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby MomentOfInertia » Sun Nov 30, 2014 7:04 pm

Someone responded, but it was just a sarcastic reference to a show you haven't seen... and now the thread's gone off topic and people are talking about


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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby twistedfairytale45 » Fri Jan 23, 2015 10:59 am

wish granted, it's a textbook about kittens and now you have forgotten about homework and you have five minutes to finish your essay which you haven't even started.
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby twistedfairytale45 » Fri Jan 23, 2015 11:00 am

I wish I didn't have to do Biology
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby AdriTan » Sun Jan 25, 2015 12:07 am

Wish granted. You must do dishes for a year instead.

I wish I had a unicorn.
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Peanut » Tue Feb 10, 2015 9:13 pm

Granted but its the last one and its at the end of its life.

I wish my estate wasn't built on top of a gateway to R'lyeh.
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby ClaecElric4God » Thu Feb 12, 2015 10:39 am

Granted. It's built on top of a gateway to R'lyeh in an alternate dimension.

I wish I was a happy stingray.
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Peanut » Thu Feb 12, 2015 11:12 am

Granted but your happy because you killed Steve Irwin you jerk.

I wish The Fall lasted longer.
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Kilvakar » Sat Feb 14, 2015 9:40 am

Granted, it's always fall and the earth is nearly dead due to a lack of growing seasons .

I wish I had the ability to travel into my favorite stories, anime, movies, etc.
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby IPv4 » Sat Feb 14, 2015 10:09 am

granted, but you will always be the villain.

I wish for superstrength.
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Peanut » Sat Feb 14, 2015 1:47 pm

Granted. You have super strength, relative to a slug.

I wish it was cheaper to cook for 60 people.
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Kilvakar » Sat Feb 14, 2015 9:02 pm

Granted, it's much cheaper because all you have to cook is gruel.

I wish I never had to work for money again.
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby IPv4 » Mon Feb 23, 2015 12:49 pm

granted, you will never have any money ever.

I wish I was prepared for tomorrow.
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Mullet Death » Mon Feb 23, 2015 12:52 pm

Granted, but tomorrow never actually comes-- the apocalypse is upon us.

I wish I could adequately express my feelings more often.
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Peanut » Mon Feb 23, 2015 2:08 pm

Granted, you can adequately express your feelings of guilt but nothing else.

I wish Streum on Studios would release a gameplay trailer of their new game already so I can tell if it will be worth buying or not.
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Kilvakar » Mon Feb 23, 2015 5:50 pm

Granted, but unfortunately the only gameplay they show is of the loading screens.

I wish for a pet komodo dragon.
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Peanut » Mon Feb 23, 2015 8:49 pm

Granted, but it bites you and well...lets just say your dragon isn't your pet anymore.

I wish I had an actual dragon for a pet.
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Twister980 » Wed May 06, 2015 2:45 am

Granted, it promptly eats you.

I wish this forum was a zombie.
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Mullet Death » Wed May 06, 2015 9:35 am

Granted, it promptly eats your brains.

I wish I was 18 again.
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Twister980 » Wed May 06, 2015 1:34 pm

Granted, but you still have the responsibilities of an adult.

I wish for a NecoMimi.
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby artisticDreamer » Wed May 06, 2015 4:14 pm

Granted, but they break right after you get them
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