*ahem* Uh... those pizzas weren't poisoned, were they? *looks around, sees no judges* WHERE DID THEY GO??!
I know... they had so many fantastic entries that they couldn't decide, and so decided to quietly let this thread die...
I'm afraid I can't let that happen.
*calls in a favor to FBI contact* Hello, Agent Mulder? Remember that favor you owe me? Yeah... I need you to track down Anison Twilight. Last seen nine days ago... I think he may have been abducted by aliens. Thanks, man. *hangs up and sits down to wait*