Yuki-Anne wrote:Guys, the ladies love taxidermy. On the first date, be sure to give her the present of the taxidermied head of one of your kills. Preferably, her own cat. She will love you FOREVER.
Crossfire wrote:Girls love manchildren who act like unsociable jerks. Put on your best scowl and prepare a vocabulary of colourful language, it'll woo them women like nothing else. For increased performance use a witty pickup line such as the classic "does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?".
Xeno wrote:Crossfire wrote:Girls love manchildren who act like unsociable jerks. Put on your best scowl and prepare a vocabulary of colourful language, it'll woo them women like nothing else. For increased performance use a witty pickup line such as the classic "does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?".
stop telling people about my tactics
Okami wrote:Xeno wrote:Crossfire wrote:Girls love manchildren who act like unsociable jerks. Put on your best scowl and prepare a vocabulary of colourful language, it'll woo them women like nothing else. For increased performance use a witty pickup line such as the classic "does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?".
stop telling people about my tactics
brb, dying.
Okami wrote:Xeno wrote:Crossfire wrote:Girls love manchildren who act like unsociable jerks. Put on your best scowl and prepare a vocabulary of colourful language, it'll woo them women like nothing else. For increased performance use a witty pickup line such as the classic "does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?".
stop telling people about my tactics
brb, dying.
Davidizer13 wrote:Women love nothing more than to hear about your adventures at last night's D&D session or 40K match. And go into detail, chicks want to hear about every die roll, every spell or move you considered before picking the right one.
FourFourSeven wrote:Oh, and when out on a date, do not -- DO NOT -- forget to be as loud and obnoxious as possible. After all, it's important to create an unnecessary scene in public, gaining the attention of everyone in your (and your woman's) direction.
Because some girls just love being showered with attention, and overkill is the best policy.
Yuki-Anne wrote:But this thread has been all about giving the guys great advice. Let's do some advice for the ladies:
Be clingy. Call him multiple times a day. Text him nearly constantly. Berate him loudly every time he is even slightly late, or doesn't text back within 30 seconds. Throw out all game consoles, and monitor all internet activities. Go through his wallet and always, ALWAYS check his jackets for other women's hair. These signs that you care are sure to win his heart.
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