The Last Post Thread Redux!

[Never thirsty!]

why thank you for this great last post gift for Christmas.

[silvanis2.0]

What a coincidence! I got a last post for Christmas, too!

[Ally-Ann]

Psh, I wrote an essay on the Last Post on paper made of last post.

[SilverToast]

I used all the Last Post Paper to write an essay on the documentary "Last Post" which is about the essay I am writing on the documentary of the same name. I am simultaneously filming a documentary about my essay and writing said filmed essay on my documentary.

Last Post is mine!

[Never thirsty!]

I can produce these products ace, but you must put the last post in my care oh, wait I took it bwahahahahaha!

[silvanis2.0]

Hmm... What's this in my pocket? Oh! The last post! Lookit that!

[DecooPunk]

No, no,no. That's a decoy last post. I have the real thing. Or at least had. It's gone now,and no one will ever find it! BWAHAHAHA!!!

[Panda4christ:3]

*looks in conspicuous bag of doritos* Oh hey, the last post :T *munch munch*

[silvanis2.0]

*sneaks a dorito* I've never tried last post flavor. *flees with dorito*

[Phantom_Sorano]

*picks up seemingly empty Doritos bag* Maybe there are crumbs...oh!? The last post! Even better! *merrily trots along*

[John_Smith]

Forget doritos, I'm taking the salt and vinegar lays... And the last post!

[silvanis2.0]

What's this on my computer monitor? Ah! It's a smudge of last post.

[John_Smith]

I'm afraid that was just spit my dear silvanis; I still have the last post.

[silvanis2.0]

Well, it certainly isn't my spit... O_O" This could mean subterfuge! Who dares to lick my computer screen??

[John_Smith]

It's all part of my dubious plan; the pieces are in motion as I speak! Last post is mine! < That's my evil laugh.

[SierraLea]

No one is better at throwing a wrench in carefully laid plans than ME! Prepare for anarchy.

[John_Smith]

*squashes rebellion*

The rebellion is squashed, citizens! Go back to your lives, nothing to see in this thread, it's not like I have the last post or anything...

[SierraLea]

Guess what happens when you squash rebellion? It seeps into your boots and makes them stick. So while you are mired in my rebellious attitude, I nip the last post from your poor grip. Dude, strengthen you hands!

[silvanis2.0]

*sneaks last post while SierraLea is distracted reprimanding John_Smith and runs a safe distance away*
There shall be no squashing of any kind while this last post is in my possession. *shudder*

[anlptgtsg]

After a lot of time pondering, I decided to watch the chaos the last post had made. *sits in a indian sit position and sips tea*.

[raider~joseph]

Huh...I win.

[SilverToast]

No. I am your defective cyborg mother that steals last post.

[raider~joseph]

As being the only person online I hearby win last post. Also...

*Breaks the glass labeled: "DON'T BREAK UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. THAT MEANS YOU RAIDER!" AND SUMMONS CTHULHU!*

Yay I win last post!

Cthulhu: nO I wIN lAsT POst!! *Goes on Old One Rampage*


Me: Yay! Destruction!...I think.

[Panda4christ:3]

Huhhh? This thread's still around? :3
well uh, last post X3;;

[raider~joseph]

Im sorry. I win.

[Panda4christ:3]

B-but I wanna win ;-;

[raider~joseph]

You do win. Nay, YOU ARE WIN! But not at Last Post. That honor goes to Chatbot.

[anlptgtsg]

[raider~joseph]

*catches and throws in dungeon*

MWAHAHAHAH! NOBODY CAN SAVE YOU NOW! LAST POST IS MINE! I DECREE ALL CAPS!

[SilverToast]

*silently steals last post and disappears.*