The Greatest Heist(s)!

[Peanut]

Story: In the grim dark future of 2098 there is only Money! The majority of the world's wealth is held by a small number of individuals who sit in massive towers while the rest of the world starves. You have joined the Robin Hood organization to steal from the rich and give back to the 99%. But be careful, these rich guys with bad hairdos mean business. To succeed will require coordination, intelligence, wits and skills as you infiltrate and steal money from each of their towers! Join today and become one of our Merry men.



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[Jingo Jaden]

Name - Rich Sarge Baron Mcoil
Gender - Male
Physical description - A person of tremendous weight which is known for his expensive tailor made suits. He accepts nothing else than the best fabric on the earth in making them. He is usually seen sporting a very, very tall top hat, which under he has a highly raised hairstyle is dyed golden blonde and features a dollar sign on it to get the point across. His left arm is entirely pale because all of his gold watches have kept sunlight away from it for over two decades, though he is of a lighter complexion himself. He sports a black tuxedo with finite silver stripes and has a tie custom made for rare-published 10 million dollar bills. He generally sports cigars that are custom made to the extent that they consume 30% of the gdp of cuba to create, and while not of the best health, has the very best doctors available follow him at close proximity at all times, often just in spite setting entire hospitals on standby whenever he is in proximity. He looks wealthy, very, very wealthy.

History - Born into a rich family in the united Kingdom, he quickly made his career as a politician which promoted the finest quality ever developed in the nation. Jingoism. Through a series of fiery speeches he had initiated several large scale wars which brought him entirely the bounty as he controlled the banks. He then reformed the entire cabinet of his nation and renamed his bank into Evil Incorporated, and taxed everyone else at an obnoxiously high rate while being the 'eternal' prime minister of the nation, though for matters of prestige, simply renamed himself the emperor of Europe. The wealth he amasses composes roughly 99% of all currency in said nations he directly control. His underwater exploits have found many regions where great mineral deposits are being mined, though prefers his workers hold their breath rather than giving them the equipment recommended. He spent great care surveying the entire earth for the poorest region in the world, and built in the middle of it a gigantic ivory tower which he calls his primary residence. Needless to say, visitors are not welcome.

His hobbies include playing chess with actual armies, having the weapons disabled for those pieces that are about to be obliterated and it sports several epochs in human history, from Mesopotamia to ultra modern conflicts. He always wins of course, as beating him would almost certainly result in death. He exclusively eats endangered species only. He is keen on space exploration, but does not care for the vessels to be capable of returning the pilots he appoints back to earth. An entire wing of his mansion features the single largest opera theater in the world, complete with a team of hundreds of the best opera singers, drama actors, orchestras and classical artists, though he hates opera, drama and orchestras and never use them. He likes to fashion himself as a patron of the arts, though in reality he prefers to use original paintings as firewood. He is a race-car enthusiast, though he prefers mostly to watch people crash trying to break the existing speed limits. He claims to have invented the hamburger, and has created a law that puts people to death if they attempt to dispute this. He also loves ensuring that the law enforcement, being owned by him places a golden chalice in the center of any town. So far none has ever been stolen so it is fair to say he is feared. He famously hand-crafted his own bedlamps with various historical documents, from the treaty of Versailles to the magna carta. He has imposed an air and water tax which has proved somewhat hard for the population to deal with, but claims it a fair recompense for the wellbeing of his great nation. His motto is - “ Fighting poverty starts at home. “ In his case, a great deal of homes.
He has no heirs and intends to take his money with him to the grave.

Age - 62

Skills - Very administrative. Expert chemist and has a few other hidden traits. He is the actual unbiased fastest counter of currency in the world and is well versed in the history of money.

[Peanut]

Welcome aboard Jaden! Now for some characters of my own!


Name: Myles Eddington

Gender: Male

Description: A tall skinny man with a stern look to his face. He is balding but still retains some serious sideburns. He wears a solid gold watch and always carries several thousand dollars in his wallet as "chump change." He is the richest man in the world and its said that if he was too suddenly burn all of his money he would send the world into a depression so deep that it would take a century just to climb its way out. He got to this point by cornering the world's food market and has used his vast wealth to expand into other necessary business ventures such as water.

Age: 56

Skills: Counting money, business, extortion, buying 3rd world nations just for kicks and giggles, skying on dolphins as well as other things.


Name: Alfred Hagar

Gender: Male

Description: A man with long hair tied in a pony tale behind his back. He is tall but muscularly built and always wears a monocle along with his suit. It is said that he used to be in the special forces in his younger days. He made a small fortune when he left but gave it up to become the butler of Myles. He is also, secretly, the head of the Robbin Hood Foundation!!!!

Age: 46

Skills: Butler things, hand to hand combat, shooting, polishing expensive things

[Davidizer13]

Name: Solomon Garamonde

Gender: Male

Description: The heir of the world's last oil baron. The age of oil lasted for 150 years, and his family made the most of it, amassing billions of dollars into a massive estate. However, as humanity moved away from fossil fuels in the mid-21st century, that war chest kept getting smaller and smaller, as oil simultaneously became harder to get and harder to sell... By the time it reached Solomon, it was barely enough to put him through college: the Garamonde fortune was down to its last trillion. Solomon sees the Robin Hood Foundation as a way to earn back his fortune, by skimming his share from the loot, scraping from the people who did nothing to earn their money. (Solomon prefers not to think about where his own money came from, not during a job, anyway.)

He has an affinity for blending in with the upper crust, having lived his life in high society. His hair is perfectly straightened, combed and gelled to a sheen, and his face clean-shaven; height-wise, he is on the shorter side, and he's gained a bit of a gut due to having to cut out the health spa membership. Frequent vacations to the Texas ranches have tanned his skin to a light brown. Additionally, he prefers to wear his finest suits and platinum watches, painfully aware that they're now a couple years out of fashion thanks to his declining fortunes. Still, he gamely plays the dandy when he's hobnobbing with his crowd, doing his best to hide his decline by explaining his father's different ventures, while hiding their declining fortunes as well.

Age: 26

Skills: Saving money, investment management, social engineering.

[Peanut]

Looks good! Welcome aboard Davidizer!

[Peanut]

So, I'm going to wait for one more person to join then we will start!

[AdriTan]

May I join? (I have been getting less ill and can put more time towards these) Looks like you need some girls in here!

Rosemary Drift

Female

She is part of the Robin Hood Organization, clever and sneaky she has her own way about her that gets jobs done quickly and smoothly. She has a short haircut, indeed it is only a tiny ways away from her scalp. However boyish this seems, it does not at all diminish her beautiful features.

22

Rosemary is great at silent operations, sneaking and hacking are her specialities as well as dagger throwing, though she rarely gets a chance to use that talent. Perhaps if she weren't so sneaky people would come out to fight.




Baroness Victoria Pollyanna Alentriste

A rich and independent woman, she is very greedy and not afraid of dirty business. She has long black hair that she never cuts, only trims to grow it longer. The trouble with that is that it is also VERY curly. She has to have maids brush it for her because it is so long and untrainable.

26

She is famous for being able to move around quite well despite her hair. She secretly loves any and all martial arts and is rather good at it.