Corrupted wish game

[syphon]

granted, but your head wont phase through walls

i wish i could climb up houses and jump from roof top to roof top.

[QtheQreater]

Granted, but landings aren't your thing. After the second attempt, you realize that parkour with a full body cast just doesn't work out right...

I wish that my pantry stocked an infinite supply of cereal.

[Panda4christ:3]

Granted, but it's all grape nuts

I wish i wasn't alone right now.

[ClaecElric4God]

Granted. You're surrounded by all the most obnoxious people you know.

I wish I had more chocolate.

[Cheetah]

Granted, here's your dark chocolate.

I wish Cece didn't hate dark chocolate.

[ClaecElric4God]

Granted, compared to my hatred for you, I now love dark chocolate.

I wish little dogs weren't evil.

[SilverToast]

Granted but now huge mammoth sized innocent dogs that sealed themselves from the violence of the Earth become evil and go on a rampage.

I wish someone would save us from these huge evil dogs.

[syphon]

Granted, but now now there are huge evil pandas

I wish there was someone to stop the evil pandas

[anlptgtsg]

Granted, I ate all the evil pandas and become the ruler of the world.

I wish I could still eat evil pandas.

[Cleanedbyblood]

Granted but you gain 50 pounds for each evil panda you eat

I wish anlptgtsg would stop eating evil pandas

[syphon]

granted, but now anlptgtsg is gonna eat all the CAA members

i wish we could find a place to hide from anlptgtsg

[Panda4christ:3]

Granted, but it's filled with evil racoons.

I wish there weren't any evil racoons

[SilverToast]

Granted but anlptgtsg finds us!

I wish that I could eat anlptgtsg.

[Cleanedbyblood]

granted but you get sick

I wish anlptgsg wasn't eaten and didn't make anyone sick and was nice again

[ClaecElric4God]

Granted, but nobody knows that and they all keep running from him.

I wish all the CAA members were inedible.

[Cleanedbyblood]

granted but know everything else is and computers taste like candy

I wish my computer didn't suddenly have a bite mark on it

[ClaecElric4God]

Granted. You're so overjoyed to see it repaired that you accidentally spill coffee in the keyboard.

I wish I hadn't just had a deja vu moment.

[DecooPunk]

granted, Instead the same moment just happens over and over
I wish my dog would become human

[ClaecElric4God]

Granted, but nobody gave him the memo, so he keeps acting like a dog and embarrasses you.

I wish the world was flat.

[Cheetah]

Granted, there are now no mountains, no canyons, no caverns, no waterfalls, and no spectacular views.

I wish I could snowboard.

[SilverToast]

Granted but you can only snowboard in the Swiss Alps.

I wish for 2 gold doubloons.

[syphon]

Granted, but they turn out to be 2 fake coins

I wish I had a 1080p hd tv

[QtheQreater]

Granted, but it only shows Mexinyan all day every day.

I wish Nyan Cat would appear over the skies in New York.

[syphon]

granted, but now he saw you, and decided to flollow you everywhere you go

i wish i wasnt reminded of nyan cat because now its stuck in my head......agian

[Panda4christ:3]

Granted, you don't have to be reminded--it's always stuck in your head

I wish gangnam style didn't exist...

[SilverToast]

Granted but there is another pop song that is even more catchier to the point that people's ears explode.

I wish that I was a funky robot.

[Cheetah]

Granted, but you don't work.

I wish I knew Japanese.

[QtheQreater]

Granted, but for some reason your sudden language increase has pushed other knowledge out of you head, such as how to use a computer and what the signs on public restrooms actually mean. Your life is about to get weird. Douitashimashite, I think...

I wish I was allergic to something less prolific than tree pollen.

[syphon]

Granted but now your allergic to carpet floors

I wish I had a motorcycle

[Panda4christ:3]

Granted, but it gets stolen.

I wish my sisters boyfriend didn't creep me out.