Corrupted wish game

Postby **S.M.O.G.** » Wed Aug 29, 2012 9:22 pm

All beagles now wear monocles on top of their heads and top hats over their eyes.

I wish for some mad mandolin skills.

Postby **HarleyQuinnOy** » Wed Aug 29, 2012 10:22 pm

Granted, but they are outlawed and everyone is forced to burn them!
I wish I had a pocket ninja!

Postby **Peanut** » Wed Aug 29, 2012 10:30 pm

Granted but whenever you reach in your pocket for it, it isn't there for you to pull out.

I wish it wasn't so late.

Postby **Oddood198** » Wed Aug 29, 2012 10:42 pm

Granted, time rewinds, dinosaur apocalypse.

I wish I could run faster than a T-rex.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Aug 30, 2012 8:35 am

Granted, but you're not being chased by a T-Rex. You're being chased by velociraptors, which are faster than you.

I wish that Erich Zann's music was available through the iTunes store.

Postby **SilverToast** » Thu Aug 30, 2012 12:38 pm

Granted but they are terrible remixes for some odd reason.

I wish that I was a level 99 magikarp trained by chuck norris.

Postby **Wind** » Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:47 pm

granted but it has the mind of Dr. evil and is always asking you for a million dollars

I wish I had a Dark blue unicorn

Postby **Masquerade1412** » Thu Aug 30, 2012 4:49 pm

Granted, but its only an inch tall.

I wish for a monocle.

Postby **Flying_leaves** » Thu Aug 30, 2012 5:05 pm

Granted, but the monocle is delivered to a family of faeries, because they are in need of a new window.

I wish I lived in the 20's.

Postby **HarleyQuinnOy** » Thu Aug 30, 2012 5:17 pm

Granted, but everyone in the 20s wished they were in the 2000's.

I wish I had a 7ft gummy bear.

Postby **SilverToast** » Thu Aug 30, 2012 5:49 pm

Granted but it is alive and considered murder if you eat it.

I wish to be a bellsprout the size of Jupiter.

Postby **QtheQreater** » Thu Aug 30, 2012 5:49 pm

Granted, but you get colonized by millions of crazed pokemon fans.

I wish catalpa trees would invade the capitol building in Santa Fe.

Postby **SilverToast** » Sun Sep 09, 2012 11:22 am

Granted but they grow too quickly and manage to make the worst traffic jam in recorded history.

I wish that I could control time.

Postby **QtheQreater** » Mon Sep 10, 2012 11:53 am

Granted. *hands you a planter full of spices* Just remember to water it, or you will be wasting too much thyme...

I wish onions would automatically self-destruct into conveniently diced pieces on command.

Postby **Peanut** » Mon Sep 10, 2012 12:32 pm

Granted, but some prankster shows up at a bunch of onion patches and commands them to self destruct resulting in a real shortage of onions in our world...

I wish I didn't have work to do right now.

Postby **Masquerade1412** » Mon Sep 10, 2012 4:48 pm

Granted. Now you will be forced to do it in the middle of the night.

I wish college textbooks weren't so expensive.

Postby **SilverToast** » Tue Sep 11, 2012 7:22 am

Granted but they are sold out quickly and limited in quantity.

I wish I was a nice delicious sandwich.

Postby **HarleyQuinnOy** » Tue Sep 11, 2012 4:19 pm

Granted, but you eat yourself alive just like pizza the hut!!

I wish I had all the music in the world!

Postby **airichan623** » Tue Sep 11, 2012 4:32 pm

Granted, but the repeat button is stuck forever on Justin Beiber singing "Baby."

I wish I had a TARDIS.

Postby **Masquerade1412** » Wed Sep 12, 2012 6:38 pm

Granted, but it's a light up keychain of it.

I wish for a flashlight that never went dim, but i could still switch it on & off.

Postby **QtheQreater** » Thu Sep 13, 2012 6:10 am

Granted, the switch works perfectly, but it has no lightbulb. 'Twill never dim!

I wish for fish on a dish.

Postby **Raleford** » Thu Sep 13, 2012 10:57 am

Granted, there is now a fish on your satellite dish.

I wish to tell a tale.

Postby **Masquerade1412** » Thu Sep 13, 2012 4:44 pm

Granted, but now you can never tell the truth.

I wish to start an advice column.

Postby **QtheQreater** » Thu Sep 13, 2012 5:50 pm

Granted. You start an advice column all about Turing machine etiquette, only to realize that you are way behind the times and have lost all of your money trying to get published.

I wish that small furry creatures would take over the Toyota company.

Postby **Raleford** » Fri Sep 14, 2012 8:33 am

I was under the impression that most major corporations were already under the direction of various small mammals... with a few notable exceptions, such as the Penguin-run BBC program team (penguins of course being birds, rather than mammals).

I wish you'd stay a while and listen.

Postby **Masquerade1412** » Sun Sep 16, 2012 11:56 am

Granted, but I can only listen for 5 seconds before spacing out.

I wish I could have normal hearing.

Postby **Raleford** » Sun Sep 16, 2012 5:07 pm

Granted, but you have terrible eyesight.

Edit:
I wish I hadn't posted without wishing.

Postby **SilverToast** » Sun Sep 16, 2012 5:56 pm

Granted but you get eaten by a random monster.

I wish to have a cheesecake.

Postby **Raleford** » Sun Sep 16, 2012 6:12 pm

Granted, you have a cake made of cheese... really old cheese.

I wish to travel to Mars.

Postby **SilverToast** » Sun Sep 16, 2012 6:31 pm

granted but you crash the rover on there and owe millions in USD to NASA.

I wish life on other planets would find us on Earth.

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