Corrupted wish game

Postby **HetalianKatana4** » Thu Aug 09, 2012 11:27 pm

Granted but the crust tastes and feels like cardboard and it's slathered in greese.

I wish the world could be a safer place.

Postby **TheGasMaster438** » Fri Aug 10, 2012 12:32 am

Granted, but now everyone in the world is too careful! if they as much as bump into you slightly, they will express exaggerated apologies and call an ambulance.

I wish for a device, capable of helping people find things they lost.

Postby **Masquerade1412** » Fri Aug 10, 2012 5:09 am

Granted, but you lose it & it cannot be found without a second device.

I wish for the second device.

Postby **Zeldafan2** » Fri Aug 10, 2012 12:05 pm

Granted, now you have the words second device.

I wish that the word that could be considered a double negative.

Postby **bobmonkeys** » Fri Aug 10, 2012 1:16 pm

Granted but I have so much trouble understanding your wish that all words became negative twice and still remained negative.

I wish potatoes could grow on the sun.

Postby **HetalianKatana4** » Fri Aug 10, 2012 3:33 pm

Granted...how the heck are you going to retrieve them?

I wish for a golf cart.

Postby **Yuki-Anne** » Sat Aug 11, 2012 4:55 pm

Granted. But the there's a really huge mastiff inside and it slobbers all over you when you try to drive it.

I wish for chewing gum.

Postby **Zeldafan2** » Sat Aug 11, 2012 8:50 pm

Granted, its gum that chews things....

I wish for a chainsaw.

Postby **Yuki-Anne** » Sat Aug 11, 2012 11:39 pm

Granted. But the gum chewed it all up.

I wish for sushi.

Postby **Masquerade1412** » Sun Aug 12, 2012 10:20 am

Granted. Now you have the ability to shoo away any female. Oh, you wanted the fish!

I wish Yuki - Anne had some sushi food.

Postby **TheGasMaster438** » Sun Aug 12, 2012 12:38 pm

Granted, but it is an off brand nobody recognizes and therefore not as good flavor-wise

I wish for an infinite amount of Ramen for everyone around the world to eat

Postby **HetalianKatana4** » Sun Aug 12, 2012 2:04 pm

Granted, now it's the only thing everyone eats for breakfast, lunch, dinner...and even dessert!

I wish I wasn't allergic to pet dander.

Postby **Zeldafan2** » Sun Aug 12, 2012 3:24 pm

Granted, now you are allergic to a keyboard.

I wish that 408 pages meant 111111111111111111110 pages.

Postby **AdriTan** » Sun Aug 12, 2012 4:34 pm

Granted but it does you no good cuz you never get to say it...... Ever

I wish my pink eye would go away.

Postby **Masquerade1412** » Sun Aug 12, 2012 5:19 pm

Granted, now you only have one eye.

I wish AdriTan had both of her eyes back.

Postby **Yuki-Anne** » Sun Aug 12, 2012 5:49 pm

Granted. She now has a potato with two eyes growing out of it.

I wish for AdriTan's potato.

Postby **Masquerade1412** » Sun Aug 12, 2012 6:44 pm

Granted, but the potato is green.

I wish Shark Week wasn't so scary.

Postby **HetalianKatana4** » Sun Aug 12, 2012 9:02 pm

Granted, they are now little fishies with fins attached to their back.

I wish horror movies didn't exist.

Postby **TheGasMaster438** » Mon Aug 13, 2012 2:22 am

Granted, but all Horror Movies ever made in history have been replaced with cheesy TV-Channel-made romance movies.

I wish for a stick of butter that grew nose hairs

Postby **SilverToast** » Thu Aug 16, 2012 5:53 pm

Granted but it catches many pollutants in the air and becomes contaminated.

I wish that I had over 9000 clones all over the world of pokemon to rule every region.

Postby **AdriTan** » Thu Aug 16, 2012 7:08 pm

Granted, they're the smallest and least powerful.....

I wish someone would get me a new eye, or at least a glass one...

Postby **Oddood198** » Thu Aug 16, 2012 7:19 pm

Granted, but the glass shatters inside your eye socket.

I wish I had a magnet that attracted glass.

Postby **AdriTan** » Thu Aug 16, 2012 7:55 pm

Granted, it attracts the glass shards in my eye, but not acurately, and the end up in your chest. Ewww

I wish my eye socket would heal.

Postby **Masquerade1412** » Fri Aug 17, 2012 5:02 am

Granted, but in order to keep it healed, you must take a blue pill every day. Oh! I hope the colorblindness doesn't make it too hard!

I wish AdriTan's eye had never been removed & was fully operational.

Postby **nuni7270** » Fri Aug 17, 2012 1:28 pm

Granted, but the new eye has an incurable pink eye infection.

I wish I had a car.

Postby **TheMewster** » Fri Aug 17, 2012 1:59 pm

Granted. You get this:

I wish school would start already.

Postby **nuni7270** » Fri Aug 17, 2012 2:54 pm

Granted, you go to school for the rest of your life without passing to the next grade.

I wish I had a mini fridge in my room.

Postby **Masquerade1412** » Fri Aug 17, 2012 4:49 pm

Granted, but instead of cooling food to the optimum storage temperature, it causes any food to be set on fire upon entry.

I wish to see Kakashi's face (from Naruto).

Postby **TheMewster** » Fri Aug 17, 2012 5:29 pm

Granted, but it literally scares you to death.

I wish Masquerade was still alive.

Postby **Oddood198** » Fri Aug 17, 2012 5:29 pm

Granted. You are so overwhelmed by the sheer awesomeness and incredibility that, shortly thereafter, you lose your sight and mind.

I wish my new knife was sharp.

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