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Postby Kaligraphic » Mon Apr 02, 2012 10:33 pm

Granted. You're a samurai during their decline. Merchants are rising in wealth, power, and prestige. Samurai have no battles to fight, and their lords no longer have need of them. Many samurai find themselves destitute, the dignity of their birth denying them the opportunities to make money available to the working classes. You have no magic gain in fluency in historical Japanese, no money, no home, no job. All you can do is slowly starve and watch real samurai descend into irrelevance and hopelessness.

I wish for pizza to grow on trees.
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Postby SincerelyAnomymous » Mon Apr 02, 2012 11:17 pm

Granted, it grows on trees. But since you failed to say which trees, it now grows on trees in the North Pole.

I wish I owned a resteraunt.
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Postby bobmonkeys » Tue Apr 03, 2012 2:35 am

Granted, it is called the Diarrhea Diner.

I wish that Bleach and Gintama didn't end.
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Postby Twister980 » Tue Apr 03, 2012 5:10 am

Granted, instead they become like Pokemon, the main characters never age but get annoying character redesigns. Oh, and they abandon their friends.

I wish Misty, Brock, and Gary Oak would go save Poor Ash's soul.
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Postby bobmonkeys » Tue Apr 03, 2012 6:26 am

Granted, in exchange for all of their souls.

I wish for planes.
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Postby Zeldafan2 » Tue Apr 03, 2012 7:11 am

Granted, but then they appear in the past, so you can't see them.

I wish this thread would turn into a monkey.
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Postby Twister980 » Tue Apr 03, 2012 10:18 am

Granted, it begins throwing unspeakable things at you.

I wish the Monkey would turn into a poet.
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Postby SakuraMist » Tue Apr 03, 2012 11:40 am

Granted, but it only composes badly written limericks

I wish I had more Jelly beans.
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Postby Zeldafan2 » Tue Apr 03, 2012 12:41 pm

Granted, but they become giant jelly beans, and then they squish you.

I wish that super fast people like in Eyeshield 21 existed in real life.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Tue Apr 03, 2012 3:41 pm

Granted. They actually did exist until you wished for them in the past tense. Now they're gone, but a few minutes ago they existed.

I wish for a printer that could print live animals.
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Postby TheMewster » Tue Apr 03, 2012 4:55 pm

Granted, but they are rabid live animals.

I wish I had orange juice.
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Postby bobmonkeys » Tue Apr 03, 2012 10:14 pm

Granted, but it tastes like apples.

I wish I won the Last Post thread.
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Postby sandalwood » Wed Apr 04, 2012 3:54 am

Granted, but only because you posted in it just before it was deleted from the forums and everyone's memory forever.

I wish I felt good.
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Postby Twister980 » Wed Apr 04, 2012 5:08 am

Granted, but you feel so good that you forget to do anything. Enjoy your PAX.

I wish Shepherd could have stopped the Reapers.
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Postby Zeldafan2 » Wed Apr 04, 2012 7:09 am

Granted, but he killed everyone else in the game doing so.

I wish that writers would never think of sad endings for stories.
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Postby Twister980 » Wed Apr 04, 2012 10:34 am

Granted, they think of depressing endings for stories.

I wish Batman would become a Pony.
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Postby Zeldafan2 » Wed Apr 04, 2012 11:15 am

Granted, now he tries to become a human again.

I wish this thread would have 9000 pages.
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Postby Twister980 » Wed Apr 04, 2012 12:59 pm

Granted, except we're over the asked pages by one.

I wish Vegeta would stop crushing his Scouters. (Those things are expensive!)
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Postby bobmonkeys » Wed Apr 04, 2012 1:46 pm

Granted, he breaks all his scouters and now he has no scouters left to break.

I wish I had some talent in music and art.
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Postby Derek_Is_Me » Wed Apr 04, 2012 1:49 pm

Granted, but you have to learn from the Grinch.

I wish I could tell a turkey to have an easter egg hunt.
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Postby Twister980 » Wed Apr 04, 2012 6:59 pm

Granted, now we get more cavities since we slaughter easter bunnies around Thanksgiving now.

I wish I was done with school already.
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Postby Zeldafan2 » Thu Apr 05, 2012 7:11 am

Granted, now you are bored all day.

I wish the world was flat.
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Postby Masquerade1412 » Fri Apr 06, 2012 5:34 pm

Granted, but now the entire planet is two-dimensional. The Problem: everyone looks like a line.

I wish the world returned to its original 3-D self.
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Postby SakuraMist » Fri Apr 06, 2012 6:12 pm

Granted, but everyone gets flung into space when the earth morphs back into a sphere.

I wish that my wish would not be corrupted.
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Postby sandalwood » Fri Apr 06, 2012 7:06 pm

Granted. Regardless, a hole opens up in the space-time continuum and everyone is erased from existence. Also I fart in your general direction.

I wish I was a famous rapper.
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Postby Zeldafan2 » Sat Apr 07, 2012 7:00 pm

Granted, now you have lots of cuss words in your music.

I wish I could play the drums.
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Postby Twister980 » Sun Apr 08, 2012 4:39 am

Granted, but you can only drum Bieber Music.

I wish The Doctor had a Pop-Tart bow tie.
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Postby sandalwood » Sun Apr 08, 2012 5:14 am

Granted, but it sprouts the head, legs, and tail of a cat and farts out a rainbow continuously while singing, "NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NAYAYAYANANANAYANAYAN." Henceforth all Dr. Who episodes consist of this and this only.

I wish I was a mime.
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Postby Twister980 » Sun Apr 08, 2012 6:20 am

Granted, you can no longer speak.

I wish Sandalwood could speak again.
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Postby Zeldafan2 » Sun Apr 08, 2012 3:07 pm

Granted, now she convinces you you are an undead zombie.

I wish ham could walk.
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