Corrupted wish game

[Twister980]

Granted. he's dead.
i wish my library had a bigger manga section.

Navi is a she. xDD

And everyone was ok with this.

Anyway, granted your library has a bigger Manga section by 1 new manga and that's it. They never get anymore.

I wish I knew how to ski.

Yes. Yes we are...

Granted. But you forget how to walk.

I wish I had my own Megaman Battle Armor.

[Sai-Chan]

Navi is a she. xDD

yeah sorry had no idea what i was talking about just playing along:red:
Twister is banned because i'm tired today.

[SincerelyAnomymous]

Granted, you can now eat waffles.

I wish Sai-Chan made a wish.

[Twister980]

Granted, she wishes I could have my battle armor, and now I've taken over Ponyville.
Cept I rule with a gentle metal fist. xDD

I wish Celestia would spend time with her sister.

[Hansha]

Granted, they got locked in a room and the lock is broken....FOREVA. Now she will be spending lots of time with her sister.

I wish infomercial products really worked like they do on the infomercial.

[Peanut]

Granted, every time you buy a product from an infomercial, a clone of Billy Mays comes to your house and uses it for you like they did in the commercial. Though, all those demonstrations really don't do much for fixing your house, cooking food or cleaning your things...

I wish I'd beat Neane to this post.

[Hansha]

Granted, but his post after yours is so unbelievably witty and interesting that everyone forgets about your post.

I wish people would remember peanut's post.

[Dante]

Granted, but now all the members of CAA find out where they live and form an angry mob because you spoiled their fun.

but... we each already know where we live. Don't you mean, 'find out where the other members live'? Hah! That means they can only form a mob online!

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Granted. Everyone remembers Peanut's Post. It's a giant post in the ground shaped like Peanut and it's a rather odd thing to wish for if you asked me. But given that my wish was granted, it can no longer be corrupted to remembering one of Peanut's posts. I hope you're happy now - you certainly have some bizarre wishes.

I wish for a wish wish wish that a wisher could wish wish. zoink!

[Twister980]

Granted, but it gets corrupted on the flash drive you put it on.

I wish Derpy Hooves would get her own episode of MLP.

[rocklobster]

Granted, but it's the series finale.
I wish Hostess was still in business. I like Twinkies!

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but they're a bioweapons firm now in a dystopian future where everything in the world is out to kill us.

I wish for the flag of Hyrule to fly at the United Nations.

[softsubs]

Granted, but some anarchist sets it on fire.

I wish that he didn't set it on fire.

[Neane]

Granted. Kaligraphic was set on fire instead.

I wish that the world was not on fire.

[softsubs]

Granted, instead aliens are attacking.

I wish I had a petabyte harddrive.

[Twister980]

Granted, but PETA claims copyright and steals it from you.

I wish Mario was allowed to have the Tanooki suit and not be slammed because of it.

[softsubs]

Granted, but PETA claims copyright and steals it from you.

lolololwut

I wish Mario was allowed to have the Tanooki suit and not be slammed because of it.

Granted, but instead Yoshi eats Mario.

I wish PETA didn't take away my harddrive.

[Twister980]

Granted, instead they give it back and take everything else. Why? Because their PETA.

I wish PETA and SOPA would just get married and leave us all alone.

[Neane]

Granted. The United States Government has legalized same-sex marriage and PETA and SOPA get married and adopt PIPA as their daughter. After 12 years, PETA dies of a heart attack. Because of the grief of losing her lover, SOPA falls in love with PIPA's boyfriend the Internet and soon PIPA and SOPA are both are in love with the Internet and control the Internet with their womanly charms.


I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY. THE INTERNET IS NOW UNDER THE CONTROL OF SOPA AND PIPA!


I wish that Twister980 did not make that wish.

[Twister980]

Granted, instead SOPA and PETA and PIPA end up kidnapping the internet, eventually they kill him.

I wish the Internet was alive.

[SincerelyAnomymous]

Granted, it is alive. It is now a monster hunting down people with claws.

I wish I had two brains

[Twister980]

Granted, but because of that your skull is a much bigger target.

I wish Anomymous would spell anonymous right.

[SincerelyAnomymous]

Granted, I spell it backwards.

I wish Twister was banned from cloudsdale.

[Sai-Chan]

Granted, but now he spells so good it makes even your right words look wrong.
i wish my brother would give my hat back.

[Twister980]

Granted, but because of that all the Pegusai who were on my weather squad have nothing left. They all leave Cloudsdale and we start a new Pegasus city. Far away from Ponyville.

Granted, but it's covered in headcrab.

I wish Anomynous hadn't kicked me out of Cloudsdale.

[SincerelyAnomymous]

Granted, you are not kicked out of cloudsdale. You are knocked out of cloudsdale.

I wish I had some lobster.

[Michael Lance]

Granted. *rocklobster appears out of thin air with a look of confusion on his face*

I wish I had Wolverine's claws.

[Crossfire]

Granted, but you didn't recieve the mutant healing to go along with it. Therefore, if you ever use the claws, you will bleed to death.


I wish I could use the Force.

[rocklobster]

Granted. *rocklobster appears out of thin air with a look of confusion on his face*

Geez, why does everyone always want to eat me?:(
Granted, you have the ability to use the Force, a new car developed by a company that is on its last leg. And it has 4 bald tires and only one spare.

[Neane]

Since you did not post a question, I will go ahead and grant one of mine:

I wish that rocklobster was not eaten.
Granted: He is put into a blender and turned into a smoothie.

Now here is my wish to be granted by the next person:

I wish that Quebec was its own nation.

[Jingo Jaden]

I wish that Quebec was its own nation.

Granted, but now the US would declare your nation uncivilized and rekindle the topic known as manifest destiny. Ending with a short battle, and prompt annexation.

I wish I'd device the perfect system.