Corrupted wish game

[Edward]

Granted, now Magicarps are incredibly common. And because of a genetic defect, they don't evolve into Garados.

I wish it was my birthday already.

[Magicman7200]

granted but as soon you said to someone the next day appeared out of no where

I wish that I had a wish that was not corrupt in a corrupt way

[QtheQreater]

Granted, but you never wish for it.

I wish that chickens could fly helicopters.

[Nate]

'Lovely lollies'

I don't see why that's such a horrible name. >.>;;

Granted, but people constantly live in fear of eggs being dropped on their heads.

I wish I was a mighty warrior of legend from the Three Kingdoms era of China.

[Yuki-Anne]

Granted. Enjoy the lack of every modern convenience. Hope you like dysentery.

I wish for peas.

[Ally-Ann]

Granted. Instead of you eating them, they eat you... in a very inhumane manner.... 'cause they're peas. They want revenge.

I wish I were a virtuoso pianist!

[QtheQreater]

Granted, you were...yesterday. Today is a different story.

I wish for some free ice cream.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. Every last bit of ice cream you ever go to eat runs away from you in search of freedom.

I wish for a pizza with black olives on it.

[Diamond Dragon]

Granted, but the black olives are EVIL......
I wish I had the cereal I REALLY want.

[Magicman7200]

granted but then you sudenly lost interest in cereal and ate MEAT instead

I wish for chuck norris to blow up

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, but it really doesn't change anything. Chuck Norris is in a constant state of exploding from awesome, yet he is also constantly being held in his current form by the gravitational field of his infinitely dense beard.

I wish David Bowie had his own licensed Kart Racing game.

[Yuki-Anne]

Granted. It's so awesome, you never stop playing it, and die from neglecting your own body.

I wish David Bowie also had his own licensed first person multiplayer cooperative shooter.

[Edward]

Granted. But, after learning their lesson from the first game, they included a fully operation life support system with the game (batteries not included), which made the game so expensive that no one could afford it. Which sucks, because it's a really amazing game.

I wish I could live my life in a perpetual state of awesome.

[samurai10]

Wish granted. But you're so awesome, people are scared to talk to you. You settle down in a huge mansion, and sigh with loneliness....

I wish my mom would give my computer back to me.

[animefanatic777]

Granted, but it's missing all it's working parts, so now you have a useless gigantic paperweight, or you have to pay loads of money to replace it all, sad day for joo

I wish that David Bowie and Kakashi Hatake really met :3

[Yuki-Anne]

Granted. In an alternate universe where nobody knows who they are and nobody particularly cares about them, they are best friends.

I wish for David Bowie's hair from Labyrinth.

[rocklobster]

Granted, but the hair is sentient...and cannibalistic! You are being eaten by hair! (this has to be the weirdest corruption ever)
I wish the Star Wars prequels weren't mocked all the time.

[Edward]

Granted, now all the Star Wars movies are mocked all of the time.

I wish I could speak Braille.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but it turns out to be throat cancer.

I wish that Edward wasn't dying of throat cancer.

[Magicman7200]

granted he is now dying of ebola

I wish that I could think of a wish to wish for

[Ally-Ann]

Granted, but the wish that you wished for is a terrible wish and causes all kinds of chaos all over the world.

I wish he hadn't wished that terrible wish and that the world was mostly peaceful again.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, now he only wished terrible things for you.

I wish that Ally-Ann could be free from the wished-for curse.

[Yuki-Anne]

Granted. Now everything that would have affected Ally-Ann affects Kaligraphic.

I wish for a piece.

[Edward]

Granted, but trust me, you don't wanna know what it's a piece of.

I wish I could play guitar.

[Sapphire225]

Granted, you get to play the air guitar. But only you can hear the music.

I wish I was three years older!

[Nate]

Granted. You are suddenly three years older physically, however your birthday remains the same...meaning you are still 18 years old as far as the world is concerned, just your body has aged.

I wish I could catch a freaking Feebas in Pokemon Ruby.

[animefanatic777]

[quote="Nate (post: 1463198)"]I don't see why that's such a horrible name. >.>]

Sorry for not responding to this, uhhh... Well... When I said 'Lovely Lollies', uhh... 'Lollies' is a term used for a umm... Hentai, for underage kidd-ish type girls <.<; It may sound pleasant, and the girls might even be pleasant, but in all, is NOT pleasant lol

Now, as for your most current wish...

Granted, you catch it, HOORAY, sadly enough though, as soon as you catch it, the game glitches because you jostle it and hit it against something on accident and restarts you all the way to the beginning, and it glitched so bad the Feebas is now uncatchable and is completely wiped from existence... In ALL Pokemon games now. GOOD JOB NATE.

I wish Nate's clumsiness which caused the Glitch didn't screw up all Pokemon games.

XD

[Koshka]

Granted, it screwed up all but one of them. And the one it didn't screw up got lost in an interdimensional gateway from which there is no return.

I wish interdimensional gateways didn't exist.

[animefanatic777]

Granted, it's just the ordinary Dimensional Gateways now. Which eventually get's depressed because of the gender-bender and the fact it can never have the good Pokemon game, that it ends up swallowing up the whole universe

I wish it didn't swallow up the this universe.

[Edward]

Granted, it swallows up every universe instead.

I wish I had actually prepared for the SAT.