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Postby QtheQreater » Sun Feb 27, 2011 7:39 am

Granted...given sufficient initial velocity, anything can fly! *fires Sapphire225 out of a cannon*

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Postby Kaligraphic » Sun Feb 27, 2011 9:44 am

Granted, but you never wake up.

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Postby Sapphire225 » Mon Feb 28, 2011 2:05 pm

Granted, but he when he wakes up, he becomes a psychopath

I wish Q was sane again.
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Postby Edward » Mon Feb 28, 2011 6:26 pm

Granted, but he's now so sane, that he's considered insane by everyone else.

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Postby Magicman7200 » Mon Feb 28, 2011 7:00 pm

granted, but it turns into liquid metal after you touch it

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Postby Nate » Mon Feb 28, 2011 7:14 pm

Granted, they win by bribing the rest of the league to throw their games. They are later convicted and disbanded as a team after the settlement bankrupts their organization.

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Postby Sapphire225 » Mon Feb 28, 2011 8:46 pm

Granted, but the snow doesn't stick at all and it is freezing rain as well.

Okay, let's have some reverse psychology

I wish I failed my test! :evil: (Ha! That means I'll get a GOOD corruption...right?)
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Postby Kaligraphic » Mon Feb 28, 2011 8:59 pm

Granted. You failed the test of life, and are now going to hell forever.

I wish that Sapphire225 could be sprung out of hell.
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Postby Jingo Jaden » Mon Feb 28, 2011 9:13 pm

Granted, but only to be forever trapped in the teletubbies dimension.

I wish I could get some regular doses of sleep.
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Postby Sapphire225 » Mon Feb 28, 2011 9:26 pm

Kaligraphic (post: 1462574) wrote:Granted. You failed the test of life, and are now going to hell forever.

I wish that Sapphire225 could be sprung out of hell.


Wow, so much for reverse psychology...:eh:

Jaden Mental (post: 1462583) wrote:Granted, but only to be forever trapped in the teletubbies dimension.

I wish I could get some regular doses of sleep.


Gah! That's just as worse! :waah!:

Granted, unfortunately, it works in the form of narcolepsy. You fall asleep, no matter where you are, at 9:00 and awake at 6:00. Hope you aren't on the road during those hours.

I wish I could escape the Tellytubby dimension.
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Postby rocklobster » Tue Mar 01, 2011 5:43 am

Granted, but now you're in the Barney dimension.
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Postby Sapphire225 » Tue Mar 01, 2011 9:17 am

Granted, they all get the power of mind-control, and use it to enslave the audiences at their concerts.

I wish I wasn't in Barneyland.
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Postby Ally-Ann » Tue Mar 01, 2011 9:20 am

Granted! You are now in Teletubby Land instead!

I wish I had a lifetime supply of mochi ice cream!
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Postby Sapphire225 » Tue Mar 01, 2011 9:29 am

Granted, but they are all melted.

I wish I could get out of Teletubby-land without going to Hell or Barneyland.
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Postby KougaHane » Tue Mar 01, 2011 9:30 am

Granted. Now you're in Soviet Russia.

I wish this game would install faster.
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Postby Sapphire225 » Tue Mar 01, 2011 9:33 am

Granted, the game loads .0000000000001 seconds faster.

I wish I was out of Soviet Russia and at a place of fun, peace and relaxation.
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Postby KougaHane » Tue Mar 01, 2011 9:35 am

Granted. Welcome to Communist Cuba.

I wish this game was already installed.
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Postby Sapphire225 » Tue Mar 01, 2011 9:37 am

Granted, but the moment the game is fully installed, you suffer a BSOD and the computer crashes on you.

I wish I was in a place without Communism.
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Postby rocklobster » Tue Mar 01, 2011 1:09 pm

Granted, you're in Antarctica. And your clothes are gone too.
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Postby Hansha » Tue Mar 01, 2011 1:41 pm

I wish rocklobster had a wish
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Postby Edward » Tue Mar 01, 2011 4:30 pm

Granted, but it's so bad that corrupting it would actually make it good. Since you didn't corrupt it, he now got what he wished for.

I wish for something so esoteric that only I know what it is, so that no one can corrupt it.
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Wed Mar 02, 2011 7:02 pm

Granted... except that since you know what it is, YOU know how to corrupt it. So...

I wish for Edward to corrupt his own wish.
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Postby QtheQreater » Wed Mar 02, 2011 7:38 pm

Granted, and this corruption places both you and Edward in the Teletubbies dimension with naught but a violin, a banjo, and an old tin cup.

I wish that all sidewalks were made of cheddar cheese.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Wed Mar 02, 2011 9:24 pm

Granted. Unfortunately, they rot in the sun and become nasty and smelly, and make people sick.

I wish that sidewalks were not made of disease-ridden, rotting food.
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Postby Tamachan319 » Wed Mar 02, 2011 9:28 pm

Wish granted! The sidewalks are made of disease-ridden rats who have probably eated some pretty rotten food in their lifetimes.
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Postby Nate » Wed Mar 02, 2011 11:33 pm

Granted, but it doesn't come with a pilot, and I'm pretty sure you don't know how to fly. So either get to flight school or go find a pilot to pay out of your own pocket I guess.

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Postby animefanatic777 » Thu Mar 03, 2011 12:43 am

Granted, but it's name changed to something horrible, like... 'Photos in the bucket' or 'Lovely lollies', and has spiraled down to corridors where if you're under eighteen, and even over, you will be scarred for life, physically and mentally. Why would you wish this upon the WORLD!?!?!?!?

I wish this wish wasn't so horrible :(
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Postby Shilohan ninja » Thu Mar 03, 2011 4:51 am

Granted, but now you no longer have a wish. =P

I wish I had a different real-world job than the one I currently have now.
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Postby rocklobster » Thu Mar 03, 2011 6:13 am

Granted, you did...but you were fired.
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Postby Koshka » Thu Mar 03, 2011 7:05 am

Granted, but the only pokemon you can catch are rattata and pidgey.

I wish Rattatas weren't so common.
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