Corrupted wish game

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but mortal man was not meant to know the cause of Nate's popularity, and Azathoth eats your soul.

I wish for Nate to recover animefanatic777's soul.

[Sapphire225]

Granted, but animelover777 has become an even more mindless zombie due to witnessing Azathoth and is coming after Nate.

I wish animefanatic777 and Nate were turned back to normal.

[Ally-Ann]

Granted, but your idea of normal is the opposite of normal normal, so they're still not normal. (Confusing, no?)

I wish everything was the standard normal.

[animefanatic777]

Granted. But to whose standard? Unfortunately the universe has chosen Nate's standards. Thus making everything more crazy. Thus still making me a zombie going after him, EXCEPT ON FOIRE. and him turning in to a cyborg... THAT'S ON FOIRE.

I wish we were at least not on fire =/

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but now nobody has pants.

I wish for all the ugly people to have pants on.

[animefanatic777]

Granted. I'm the only one with pants on -Sadface-

I wish I wasn't so ugly -Sadface-

[Sapphire225]

Granted, you are so beautiful, legions of men and women come to you in hordes and try to glomp you with the force of a 16-wheeler truck.

I wish animefanatic was a little less beautiful so he can escape the hordes of fans.

[QtheQreater]

Granted. He now wears a Trucker cap and a pair of plaid shorts.

I wish everyone was wearing pants again. o.O;

[Nate]

Granted. They're wearing hot pants!

I wish the song "Who Likes Short Shorts" wasn't constantly playing all over the world due to everyone wearing hot pants.

[Edward]

Granted, now "Do You Like Waffles" is contstantly playing all over the world.

I wish for a good pair of earplugs.

[QtheQreater]

Granted, but they're made of poured cement. Good luck with that.

I wish that french fries came out of my microwave on demand.

[Sapphire225]

Granted, but they always come out burnt, so burnt they turn to ash the moment you pick one up.

I wish I can stop procrastinating and get to work on my Philosophy take-home test.

[Diamond Dragon]

Granted, now he's the coolest, most suave character you've ever seen and you instantly fall in love with him the the point where you carry around a cardboard cutout of him and pretend he's a real person, all the while crying yourself to sleep at night because your love can never be real.

I wish I didn't have to sleep.

Ok that would seriously be scary if That ever happened. O.O

Granted, but now you don't have any free time!

I wish.....that I could hug Fu without being hit.

[Sapphire225]

Granted, but only when you hug him he won't hit you. When you speak to him and walk to him however, you get hit full-force.

I wish Spring Break would come earlier and last an extra week longer.

[Diamond Dragon]

Uh.....Fu's a girl o.o

Granted, but it takes away from your summer break!

I wish I could RP right now.

[Nate]

Granted, but the only person available for you to RP with is a creepy 40 year old man. Have fun...

I wish my dinner would make itself.

[Ante Bellum]

Granted. It never makes itself correctly, though. Like the taste of burning?

I wish I could perfect my, er...makeup technique.

[Sapphire225]

Uh.....Fu's a girl o.o

Whoops, hehe...my mistake.

Granted, but in doing so, you've wasted tons of money and now have no money to buy makeup.

I wish my dog didn't headbutt me in the shin whenever she sees me.

[Edward]

Granted, she now bites you in the shin.

I wish that hand dryers made free bacon.
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[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, but now everyone is constantly face with the horrible prospect of eating something they found in the bathroom.

I wish Yotsuba could meet Curious George.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but it's in a pornographic fanfic. Why would you even wish for that?

I wish that Yotsuba and Curious George were forever exempted from rule 34 (the "there's porn of it" rule of the Internet.).

[c.t.,girl]

Granted, but it's in a pornographic fanfic. Why would you even wish for that?

I wish that Yotsuba and Curious George were forever exempted from rule 34 (the "there's porn of it" rule of the Internet.).

granted...but now both are just extremely gayed up the wazoo.

i wish i wasn't so criticizing about my own artworks.

[rocklobster]

Granted, but now everyone else doesn't like your art anyway.
I wish for nothing.
THERE NOW I CAN'T GET A BAD WISH! *evil laugh*

[Ally-Ann]

Granted. You have nothing. No clothes, no house, no bed, no food, and no money. Why do you make such careless wishes?

I wish I was invincible.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, you are now an indestructible lump of metal. Have fun with that.

I wish I owned a car with a hot tub in the back.

[Koshka]

Granted, but it uses the car's exhaust to make the bubbles in the hot tub.

I wish I could use Falcon Punch.

[rocklobster]

Granted, but Ganondorf beats you up using similar moves to Captain Falcon's, with different names.
I wish I could live in the Doctor Who universe.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but your only interaction is when a tardis comes out of nowhere in the night, lands on your car, smashes it, and disappears. Have fun explaining that to your insurance company.

I wish that daleks could sing and dance.

[c.t.,girl]

granted but it makes every living earth being explode through their ears.

i wish my dog was fluffy.

[Sapphire225]

Granted, your dog get's furry...but at the expense of your own hair.

I wish I could fly!