Corrupted wish game

[Hansha]

Granted, but it works for everyone but you.

I wish the sky was purple.

[Ally-Ann]

Granted. And since the sky is purple, the grass is a blinding fluorescent blue, the clouds are green, the moon is orange, and the sun is black. Why must you corrupt the world with your ridiculous wishes?

I wish the world was back to normal.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, and then it keeps going past normal and out the other side, and now talking whales have enslaved humanity.

I wish for my species' freedom from our aquatic oppressors.

[animefanatic777]

Granted: Now intergalactic space Aliens known as 'Skrulls' have taken over. Thanks a lot, you've made life worse!

I wish that there was no more slavery!

[Sapphire225]

Granted, unfortunately, indentured servitude still exists, and it is growing on the rise now.

I wish people would recognize the jazz more than pop.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. The jazz is an addictive drink that turns your insides into jelly to be eaten by the alien Skrulls, and, unfortunately, it is now more popular than soda pop.

I wish that we weren't being eaten by alien overlords.

[rocklobster]

Granted, now we're being eaten by dolphin overlords.
I wish my house was a sanctuary for mythological creatures.

[Hansha]

Granted, now we're being eaten by dolphin overlords.
I wish my house was a sanctuary for mythological creatures.

Granted, but the cost for their care is astronomical.

I wish rocklobster could afford to take care of his mythical creatures.

[Ally-Ann]

Granted, but he can't take care of himself. And on top of that, the mythological creatures don't give a care about him, trample him, and leave him for the buzzards.

I wish rocklobster hadn't been trampled and eaten.

[Edward]

Granted, but normal is boring, and now there is an angry mob outside your house who want you to make the world go back to how it was.

I wish that the angry mob would go away and stop harassing Ally-Ann.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, now they're harassing you.

I wish that the angry mob would be mauled by a pack of werewolves and spread lycanthropy throughout Edward's hometown.

[QuirkyIceHeart]

Granted. Some local hunters end up shooting everyone, though

I wish that Justin Beiber really got shot like he did in the CSI thing X)

[Edward]

Granted, but all it did was give him 'street cred', and Bieber is now more popular than ever.

I wish Justin Bieber had male pattern baldness.

[animefanatic777]

Granted: But that also made him more popular by the older audience

I wish that Justin Bieber wasn't worshiped like a God.

[QuirkyIceHeart]

Granted... he's now worshiped like a death star, and everyone fears him blasting things to bits -_-; He now rules the world. WHY HAVE YOU DONE THIS THING.

I wish he was perfectly harmless and ignored

[animefanatic777]

I'M SORRY T_T

Granted. But in the process of granting your wish, Kanye West comes in and tells you you that he's really happy for your wish, and that you can finish your wish in a second, but he tells you that someone else's wish was better. So Justin Bieber is still being worshiped like the Death Star DARN YOU KANYE WEST. DARN YOUUUUUU.

I wish Kanye wasn't such a big jerk and to let Quirky's wish come true. Interrupting Quirkings wish like that. He's so heartless

[Asuka Neko]

Granted, but now KANYE is worshipped like a Death Star and rules the world.

I wish that my left hand didn't hurt whenever I try to draw.

[Edward]

Granted, now the entire left side of your body hurts when you try to draw.

I wish for a wish that, when corrupted, becomes better instead of worse.

[Hansha]

Granted, but it only becomes better for your enemies.

I wish Edward's enemies would stop rejoicing.

[Diamond Dragon]

granted, but now thier out to destroy him. o_o

I wish my character Tiger wasn't such a jerk. -_-

[Nate]

Granted, now he's the coolest, most suave character you've ever seen and you instantly fall in love with him the the point where you carry around a cardboard cutout of him and pretend he's a real person, all the while crying yourself to sleep at night because your love can never be real.

I wish I didn't have to sleep.

[Hansha]

Granted, but now you are bored more often. D:

I wish something would cure Nate's boredom.

[animefanatic777]

Granted. A zombie invasion now falls upon him forever. He won't be to bored when running from Zombies

I wish Nate would have some help in his invasion!

[c.t.,girl]

granted but it's a bunch of rotten potatoes.

i wish i could focus when i wanted to.

[rocklobster]

granted, but your focus is on goofing off.
I wish there was a better movie based on A Wrinkle in Time.

[Sapphire225]

Granted, but you won't be allowed to see it, ever.

I wish I could make a fifty-foot tall cybernetic snowman.

[animefanatic777]

Granted, but then it could make other cybernetic snowman and they go rogue and start attacking the earth, teaming up with Nates Zombie invasion.

I wish there wasn't so much destruction going on!

[Sapphire225]

Granted, they stop their destruction, but the collateral damage is absurdly expensive, and they are still coming after Nate.

I wish Nate would be able to escape the giant robo-snowmen and the zombies.

[Edward]

Granted, but he escapes, but then dies in a random accident moments afterward.

I wish for better-looking clothes, and the confidence to wear them in public.

[animefanatic777]

Granted, but they only look better on Nate, who is now a fellow Zombie, wearing those clothes in public.

I wish I knew why Nate was so popular and why all these wishes revolve around him.