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Postby QuirkyIceHeart » Thu Feb 10, 2011 9:03 pm

Granted, but it happens in an alternate universe with an alternate you that you are not aware of. Sorry -_-

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Postby Hansha » Thu Feb 10, 2011 9:35 pm

Granted but it costs 1 million dollars to grant one.

I wish for a car that runs on water.
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Postby QuirkyIceHeart » Fri Feb 11, 2011 3:04 am

Granted! You will be expected to pick it up at the Atacama Desert! (http://fabulousallure.com/wp-content/uploads/Atacama-desert.jpg) Have fun with your new car :)

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Postby animefanatic777 » Fri Feb 11, 2011 10:17 am

Granted, but you're not invincible. And in turn for having Immortality with your physical body, you are sentenced to be tortured the rest of your life with not way to get out. Why would you do this to yourself? ARE YOU A MASOCHIST!?!? AHHH.

I wish Quirky wasn't a Masochist :(
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Phoenix Wright: "Stay down... This seems suspicious... I wonder who this guy is..."

Professor Layton: "Hmm... Why, this reminds me of a puzzle!"

Phoenix: "Wait, wha-!? Is this really the ti-!"

Maya: " Oh Nick, don't be such a fuddy duddy! Try out a puzzle! C'mon Professor, give him your best shot! Nick'll solve anything you've got!"

Luke: " Yes! The Professor only gives easy ones anyway. I am sure you won't have any issues!"

Phoenix: "OK... I guess, but don't you think-"

Maya: "Shh! Listen Nick! You'll miss something important like you usually do!"

Layton: "-Insert some insane puzzle/riddle thing-"

Phoenix: "..."

Everyone stares. Maya get's uncomfortably close.

Phoenix: "... Oh look! He's gone in to the castle, let's go after him and investigate! -Runs off-"

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Postby ProphetGirl16 » Fri Feb 11, 2011 2:37 pm

Granted, but Quirky becomes mortal again.
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Postby Edward » Fri Feb 11, 2011 2:45 pm

Granted, but they're the volatile, causes you to randomly burst into flames kind of sparkles, not the pretty, makes you like a six year old's arts n' crafts project kind.

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Postby QuirkyIceHeart » Fri Feb 11, 2011 9:40 pm

Granted. It's so good, in fact, that it doesn't only catch mice, it catches you. And proceeds to snap your neck in a rather brutal manner, leaving you to die a slow and agonizing death.

I wish that I had granted that so that the wish referred to the GAME mousetrap, so it wouldn't have ended in Edward's death :(
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Postby animefanatic777 » Sat Feb 12, 2011 12:11 am

Granted, it resorted to killing everyone else but Edward by snapping their necks brutally and/or doing much worse things to them. Now you commit Genocide? SERIOUSLY. XD lol

I wish Quirky's wishes didn't result in her having it end in her being a masochist, or someone who commits genocide, or just being plan dangerous in general, MAKE HER LOVE PEACE AND LOVE.
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Phoenix Wright: "Stay down... This seems suspicious... I wonder who this guy is..."

Professor Layton: "Hmm... Why, this reminds me of a puzzle!"

Phoenix: "Wait, wha-!? Is this really the ti-!"

Maya: " Oh Nick, don't be such a fuddy duddy! Try out a puzzle! C'mon Professor, give him your best shot! Nick'll solve anything you've got!"

Luke: " Yes! The Professor only gives easy ones anyway. I am sure you won't have any issues!"

Phoenix: "OK... I guess, but don't you think-"

Maya: "Shh! Listen Nick! You'll miss something important like you usually do!"

Layton: "-Insert some insane puzzle/riddle thing-"

Phoenix: "..."

Everyone stares. Maya get's uncomfortably close.

Phoenix: "... Oh look! He's gone in to the castle, let's go after him and investigate! -Runs off-"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJpjP67sYb8&p=CA5E91BA2858442A&index=9&playnext=1
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Postby Hansha » Sat Feb 12, 2011 12:52 am

Granted, but she has to be in the matrix for it to happen ( I don't know...)

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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Sat Feb 12, 2011 9:06 am

Granted, but you fail to register yourself with the FAA and are severely fined every time you leave the ground.

I wish Hansha could get clearance to soar in the wild blue yonder.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Sat Feb 12, 2011 10:39 am

Granted, but she's not cleared to land, so she gets fined every time she comes back down.

I wish that Hansha didn't owe everything to the FAA.
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Postby Ally-Ann » Sat Feb 12, 2011 12:42 pm

Granted, but now you owe evrything to the [SIZE="2"]FAA[/SIZE].

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Postby animefanatic777 » Sat Feb 12, 2011 4:17 pm

Granted, but it's name is Stew and ends up having many adventures being a Wozard apparently. The story still continues. In the end, the bunny deletes you from their friends list, I am sorry for your loss :(

I wish Stew would befriend Ally-Ann again!
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Phoenix Wright: "Stay down... This seems suspicious... I wonder who this guy is..."

Professor Layton: "Hmm... Why, this reminds me of a puzzle!"

Phoenix: "Wait, wha-!? Is this really the ti-!"

Maya: " Oh Nick, don't be such a fuddy duddy! Try out a puzzle! C'mon Professor, give him your best shot! Nick'll solve anything you've got!"

Luke: " Yes! The Professor only gives easy ones anyway. I am sure you won't have any issues!"

Phoenix: "OK... I guess, but don't you think-"

Maya: "Shh! Listen Nick! You'll miss something important like you usually do!"

Layton: "-Insert some insane puzzle/riddle thing-"

Phoenix: "..."

Everyone stares. Maya get's uncomfortably close.

Phoenix: "... Oh look! He's gone in to the castle, let's go after him and investigate! -Runs off-"

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Postby ILurvMusic » Sat Feb 12, 2011 7:55 pm

Granted but then they get in an argument over apples and aren't friends anymore.

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Postby ILurvMusic » Sat Feb 12, 2011 7:55 pm

bleh I accidently posted twice >.>
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Postby Kaligraphic » Sun Feb 13, 2011 3:22 am

Granted. Your birth certificate is a "blankie" - i.e. blank, and you can't prove that you were ever born, or that you are a citizen of any nation. You can't get a driver's license, a bank account, a passport, or anything else that requires proof of identity.

I wish for an army of murderous, psychotic earthworms to attack and flop helplessly on the ground.
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Postby rocklobster » Sun Feb 13, 2011 4:56 am

Granted, but that's how they kill. Their flopping sends vibrations that cause your internal organs to burst. EWW!
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Sun Feb 13, 2011 3:23 pm

Granted, but it's the latest Uwe Boll film. Enjoy.

I wish the Trix Rabbit stared in a video game. AN EPIC RPG.
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Postby Edward » Sun Feb 13, 2011 3:28 pm

Granted, but it's an epic FAIL.

I wish the Trix Rabbit RPG was an epic win instead.
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Postby Hansha » Sun Feb 13, 2011 4:34 pm

granted but the final boss is impossible to defeat! D:

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Postby QuirkyIceHeart » Sun Feb 13, 2011 7:43 pm

Granted, but it's as 'effective' as it is good, and you wake up in the morning with terrible acne and emotional issues D:

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Postby Hansha » Sun Feb 13, 2011 8:15 pm

emotional issues? XD

Granted but they come back when the clock strikes midnight.

I wish for a rent free place.
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Postby ILurvMusic » Sun Feb 13, 2011 11:54 pm

Granted, but you have to share the place with two of the most annoying, loud, and obnoxious people you have ever met.

I wish for a shiny blue car.
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Postby rocklobster » Mon Feb 14, 2011 4:23 am

Granted, but it's also blinding. You have to wear dark sunglasses even when you open the garage. You're given tickets by cops for blinding everyone else's driving.
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Postby animefanatic777 » Mon Feb 14, 2011 8:41 am

Granted, now it's Betty White's version of Catwoman. YOU'RE A SICK MAN MAKING THIS WISH HAPPEN.

I wish this wish and grantification was never made :(
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Phoenix Wright: "Stay down... This seems suspicious... I wonder who this guy is..."

Professor Layton: "Hmm... Why, this reminds me of a puzzle!"

Phoenix: "Wait, wha-!? Is this really the ti-!"

Maya: " Oh Nick, don't be such a fuddy duddy! Try out a puzzle! C'mon Professor, give him your best shot! Nick'll solve anything you've got!"

Luke: " Yes! The Professor only gives easy ones anyway. I am sure you won't have any issues!"

Phoenix: "OK... I guess, but don't you think-"

Maya: "Shh! Listen Nick! You'll miss something important like you usually do!"

Layton: "-Insert some insane puzzle/riddle thing-"

Phoenix: "..."

Everyone stares. Maya get's uncomfortably close.

Phoenix: "... Oh look! He's gone in to the castle, let's go after him and investigate! -Runs off-"

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Postby animefanatic777 » Tue Feb 15, 2011 12:23 pm

-Mimics someone elses voice-

Granteeeeeeeed, now the universe is DESTROIIIIIID. MWUAHAHA.

I wish to own all TACO BELLS.

-Is done mimicking voice of someone else.
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Phoenix Wright: "Stay down... This seems suspicious... I wonder who this guy is..."

Professor Layton: "Hmm... Why, this reminds me of a puzzle!"

Phoenix: "Wait, wha-!? Is this really the ti-!"

Maya: " Oh Nick, don't be such a fuddy duddy! Try out a puzzle! C'mon Professor, give him your best shot! Nick'll solve anything you've got!"

Luke: " Yes! The Professor only gives easy ones anyway. I am sure you won't have any issues!"

Phoenix: "OK... I guess, but don't you think-"

Maya: "Shh! Listen Nick! You'll miss something important like you usually do!"

Layton: "-Insert some insane puzzle/riddle thing-"

Phoenix: "..."

Everyone stares. Maya get's uncomfortably close.

Phoenix: "... Oh look! He's gone in to the castle, let's go after him and investigate! -Runs off-"

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Postby rocklobster » Tue Feb 15, 2011 5:03 pm

Granted, but you must also deal with the zombie corpse of the Taco Bell chihuahua.
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Postby animefanatic777 » Tue Feb 15, 2011 6:21 pm

Granted. Congrats! You've got the game! With all eight characters and look-a-like moveset, and no bonuses to boot!

I wish I could get school by someone right now on Marvel VS Capcom 3.
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Phoenix Wright: "Stay down... This seems suspicious... I wonder who this guy is..."

Professor Layton: "Hmm... Why, this reminds me of a puzzle!"

Phoenix: "Wait, wha-!? Is this really the ti-!"

Maya: " Oh Nick, don't be such a fuddy duddy! Try out a puzzle! C'mon Professor, give him your best shot! Nick'll solve anything you've got!"

Luke: " Yes! The Professor only gives easy ones anyway. I am sure you won't have any issues!"

Phoenix: "OK... I guess, but don't you think-"

Maya: "Shh! Listen Nick! You'll miss something important like you usually do!"

Layton: "-Insert some insane puzzle/riddle thing-"

Phoenix: "..."

Everyone stares. Maya get's uncomfortably close.

Phoenix: "... Oh look! He's gone in to the castle, let's go after him and investigate! -Runs off-"

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Postby rocklobster » Thu Feb 17, 2011 4:57 pm

Granted, but it's the arcade version and you have to put in five dollars worth of quarters to play.
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Postby Edward » Thu Feb 17, 2011 6:21 pm

Granted, but it's cursed.

I wish I an invisibility cloak.
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