Corrupted wish game

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Mon Jan 24, 2011 7:15 pm

Granted. Now we judge your for you taste in pants (or the absence thereof)

I wish Nate wore only the finest pants known to mankind.

Postby **Nate** » Mon Jan 24, 2011 7:59 pm

Granted. I wear only the finest pants known to mankind. No shirt, no shoes, no socks, no underwear, only the finest pants.

I wish I wasn't so dang cold from wearing only the finest pants.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Mon Jan 24, 2011 11:42 pm

Granted. Now you're even colder because the finest pants are being dry cleaned.

I wish that Nate wasn't walking around naked right now.

Postby **Nate** » Tue Jan 25, 2011 12:29 am

Granted. Now I'm wearing gloves, so technically I'm not naked.

I wish I was regular not naked instead of technically not naked.

Postby **Sapphire225** » Tue Jan 25, 2011 9:34 pm

Granted, but you lose your finest pants and wearing a clownsuit.

I wish Nate had his normal clothes before he wished for the finest pants.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Tue Jan 25, 2011 10:57 pm

Granted... to the extent that it can be, seeing as how HE didn't make the pants wish... which, from a practical standpoint, changes nothing whatsoever.

I wish I'd never mentioned Nate's pants in the first place.

Postby **Nate** » Wed Jan 26, 2011 1:54 am

Granted, you instead mentioned my boxers, and then things got even weirder and creepier.

I wish I hadn't been the subject of all these weird creepy wishes and that the memory of them could be wiped from everyone's minds.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Wed Jan 26, 2011 4:23 am

Granted, now we don't remember a thing. Who am I, again?
I wish for minions!

Postby **PonderingChibi** » Wed Jan 26, 2011 5:50 am

granted. you now have a million minions. sadly they all hate you and secretly plan to kill you.

I wish that I could actually fall asleep at night. (I laid in bed all night and didn't fall asleep. it is now almost 8:00am)

Postby **Yuki-Anne** » Wed Jan 26, 2011 6:20 am

Granted. The moment the sun goes down, you fall victim to your crippling narcolepsy, and are unable to stir until the sun rises once more, at which time you pop wide awake and can sleep not a wink more.

I wish I also could fall asleep rather than falling victim to illness.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Wed Jan 26, 2011 8:43 am

Granted, in the biblical sense of dying.

I wish that Yuki-Anne would rise as a zombie and infect Japan with zombism.

Postby **Diamond Dragon** » Wed Jan 26, 2011 9:01 am

Graanted, but everyone else at CAA come and cure this zombie-disease!

I wish I had a new pair of earbuds.

Postby **Nate** » Wed Jan 26, 2011 12:58 pm

Granted, two flower buds pop out of your ears, and trying to pull them out would tear apart your brain, so you're stuck with plants sticking out of your ears.

I wish I had a lifetime supply of warm, fresh, delicious breadsticks, that would appear whenever I wanted them to.

Postby **PonderingChibi** » Wed Jan 26, 2011 1:08 pm

granted, but along with them comes an unstoppable hunger. and what does unstoppable hunger plus breadsticks whenever you wanted? Bad things... You'll be stuffed yet still hungry. you now know how you are going to die. :<

I wish... that there was an anime for each person that perfectly fit their likes and preferences.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Wed Jan 26, 2011 1:31 pm

Granted, but then the fandom goes and ruins it for everyone.

I wish there was a David Bowie balloon in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Wed Jan 26, 2011 2:02 pm

Granted, there was one, up until they replaced it with a pedobear balloon for some reason.

I wish that ninjas wouldn't kill me.

Postby **QuirkyIceHeart** » Wed Jan 26, 2011 8:43 pm

Granted... though brutal torture isn't out of the question, is it?

I wish that Kaligraphic was completely safe and sound.

Postby **PonderingChibi** » Wed Jan 26, 2011 9:55 pm

Granted. But sadly, me, you're sister, granted the wish, which would completely spoil any wish made by you.

I wish that our other computer and/or the laptop worked.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Thu Jan 27, 2011 4:20 am

Granted, but the modem (or wi-fi connection) doesn't.
I wish for a Green Lantern ring.

Postby **Ally-Ann** » Thu Jan 27, 2011 6:56 am

Granted, but everyone makes fun of you for having it.

I wish I ruled the world! :evil:

Postby **PonderingChibi** » Thu Jan 27, 2011 10:31 am

Granted. But the world is hard to rule and you soon lose control over it.

I wish that I'll win the TinierMe fashion contest!

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Fri Jan 28, 2011 4:33 am

Granted, but since you're the only person who entered, your win doesn't count.
I wish for my own giant robot.

Postby **Sapphire225** » Fri Jan 28, 2011 9:05 am

Hey, I had wished for a giant robot too! [And got gundam-agst])

Granted, but it's the Big O, and the screen just read '"Ye Guilty"

I wish you weren't just murdered by your own robot.

Postby **QuirkyIceHeart** » Sat Jan 29, 2011 9:23 pm

Granted. Now rocklobster was murdered by someone else's robot.

I wish I had an incredible sense of understanding.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sat Jan 29, 2011 10:06 pm

Granted. Unfortunately, a sense of understanding is not the same as actual understanding, and you die after drinking a beaker of sulphuric acid that you felt like you understood was water.

I wish that there was a fire that could burn things... into lizards.

Postby **Ally-Ann** » Sun Jan 30, 2011 11:40 am

Granted. You are burned and turned into a lizard, resulting in a lizard-hungry bird eating you.

I wish I weren't allergic to any animals.

Postby **PonderingChibi** » Sun Jan 30, 2011 12:24 pm

granted. All animals are allergic to you.

I wish for a chocolate cake.

Postby **Nate** » Sun Jan 30, 2011 12:27 pm

Granted. You now have a chocolate cake the size of a pinhead.

I wish I had patience.

Postby **PonderingChibi** » Sun Jan 30, 2011 12:31 pm

granted. you have unlimited patience, but now you never know when it's been to long, and people take advantage of that.

I wish for a bigger chocolate cake.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Sun Jan 30, 2011 5:37 pm

Granted. Enjoy your Penny-Sized Chocolate Cake.

I wish I could continue to get quality work done while simultaneously experiencing restful sleep.

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