Corrupted wish game

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 9:33 pm

Granted, but you also like poking around in raw sewage, which turns out to have some serious health consequences.

I wish for an advanced, future tech cyber-dog.

Postby **fermy6** » Fri Jan 21, 2011 8:25 am

Granted, and then it zaps you with its lazer

I wish I was in the Netherlands right now

Postby **Ally-Ann** » Fri Jan 21, 2011 10:25 am

Granted. You live on the street, constantly having to beg for food and money.

I wish for unlimited wishes.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Fri Jan 21, 2011 10:43 am

Granted. There are no limits on what you can wish for, you just won't get it.

I wish for a pepperoni, sausage, and olive pizza.

Postby **Ella Edric** » Fri Jan 21, 2011 10:46 am

Granted. But because it's ordered from China it wont be here for a while. Enjoy your moldy pizza!!

I wish I could talk to the guy I like...

Postby **Edward** » Fri Jan 21, 2011 11:22 am

Granted, but he can't talk to you.

I wish I had automatic shoes.

Postby **QuirkyIceHeart** » Fri Jan 21, 2011 2:51 pm

Granted. They use batteries that no one's even heard of though, so good luck getting them to work...

I wish I had an automatic sausage.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Fri Jan 21, 2011 5:44 pm

Granted, but it gives electric shocks.
I wish hoverboards existed.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sat Jan 22, 2011 2:57 am

Granted, and they're awesome. But you can't have one.

I wish for world peace.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sat Jan 22, 2011 5:41 am

Granted, world peace is achieved...on Earth-5. Not our earth, but there you go.
I wish there were good Sailor Moon DVD's with the uncut version, not the edited one.

Postby **Ally-Ann** » Sat Jan 22, 2011 4:30 pm

Granted, but they're illegal. Anyone who is found with them will be thrown in jail for five years.

I wish I was a professional field hockey player.

Postby **Nate** » Sat Jan 22, 2011 6:24 pm

Granted. You're framed for using illegal performance enhancing substances and kicked out of the league in shame after never having won a single game.

I wish I had a flirtatious and voluptuous maid.

Postby **Midknight74012** » Sat Jan 22, 2011 6:40 pm

Granted, she flirts with everyone but you.

I wish I had a job already that would last more then a year.

Postby **Nate** » Sat Jan 22, 2011 6:44 pm

Granted, it lasts a year and one day.

I wish I had ten dollars.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 2:34 am

Granted, but some guys from the mob are here to see you, and they're not going to be satisfied by ten dollars.

I wish for a nuclear powered space radish with super healing powers.

Postby **Yuki-Anne** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 3:25 am

Granted, but it goes critical when you use it.

I wish I had a donut factory in my kitchen to make me one delicious, low-calorie donut a day.

Postby **fermy6** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 8:17 am

Granted, but they taste awful

I wish I didn't have homework

Postby **Ally-Ann** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 12:12 pm

Granted. Now you miserably fail all those important tests that count for most of your grade. Dangit!

I wish for the ultimate pizza!

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 1:50 pm

Granted, but it gives you the ultimate stomach ache.
I wish for a friendly alien.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 3:57 pm

Granted, you get a Tribble... which quickly becomes a dozen Tribbles... which quickly become over a hundred Tribbles, which soon become a massive threat to the local ecosystem.

I wish I'd actually been on time for things today.

Postby **Alcuinus** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 4:54 pm

your request was granted but you submitted it too late and you can't cash in on it.
I wish I could write epic stories.

Postby **QuirkyIceHeart** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 11:58 pm

Granted, but no one will read them, so you become violently depressed at the waste of effort.

I wish people would read Alcuinus's stories.

Postby **Nate** » Mon Jan 24, 2011 12:43 am

Granted, but they think his stories are terrible and he dies penniless and alone.

I wish people had thought Alcuinus's stories were good.

Postby **Ally-Ann** » Mon Jan 24, 2011 6:32 am

Granted. They were so good that wherever Alcuinus would go, a dangerous mob followed him, eventually killing him from stomping on him.

I wish I was a professional manga-ka.

Postby **fermy6** » Mon Jan 24, 2011 7:18 am

Granted, but now you have competition

I wish mucus was chocolate flavour

Postby **Alcuinus** » Mon Jan 24, 2011 8:48 am

granted but now it emanates a poisonous gas that is deadly if breathed or ingested.
I wish pirates and ninjas lived happily ever after in perfect peace on a far away island.

Postby **animefanatic777** » Mon Jan 24, 2011 11:16 am

Granted, and it happens, but you're forgetting about the Robots that invade as well. Pirates blame the ninjas for their technology, and it all starts back up again, and this all coulda been avoided if they hadn't found friendship.

I wish me and my family and just about everyone I know wasn't sick right now

Postby **Diamond Dragon** » Mon Jan 24, 2011 11:43 am

Granted, but now everyone at CAA Are sick! D: (computer virus? XD)

I wish I had a fur coat. (fake fur, that is) :3

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Mon Jan 24, 2011 12:15 pm

Granted, but a PETA member mistakes it for the real thing and ruins it by dumping a bucket of blood on you and screams "Murderer! Fur is murder!" before running off.
I wish the Nostalgia Critic was on TV in a good program.

Postby **Nate** » Mon Jan 24, 2011 1:41 pm

Granted, but like all good shows on TV, it gets extremely poor ratings and is canceled after only a couple of episodes, leaving him in massive debt because of the production costs.

I wish people wouldn't judge me for my taste in females.

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