Corrupted wish game

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sun Jan 09, 2011 8:59 am

Granted, but they can charge you extra at the end - a lot extra - if you liked it. Oh, and the MPAA officially has its own brand of movie enjoyment scouter, and apparently your enjoyment of the movies you've watched recently is OVER 9000! (Btw, so is your bill.)

I wish that the MPAA couldn't extort money from you after the fact for liking their movies.

Postby **Sapphire225** » Sun Jan 09, 2011 10:30 am

Granted. Unfortunately now the MPAA has somehow legally got the ability to allow you to only watch the movies they say you are allowed to, whether you like it or not.

I wish I could beat this Spongbob Boat o Cross game!

Postby **Asuka Neko** » Sun Jan 09, 2011 1:09 pm

Granted. You have now beat the Spongbob Boat o Cross game, but I think you were really trying to beat the Spongebob Boat o Cross game but forgot the E in your wish.

I wish Spongebob didn't exist.

Postby **Nate** » Sun Jan 09, 2011 1:41 pm

Granted, but Patrick still does, and he's ten times as popular as Spongebob ever was. The show is syndicated on so many networks that at any given time of the day, no fewer than five TV stations are showing Patrick.

I wish I didn't have to use the bathroom anymore.

Postby **Yuki-Anne** » Mon Jan 10, 2011 12:24 am

Granted. Welcome to your new life of chronic constipation. You don't have to use the bathroom, because you can't.

I wish I had a new bike.

Postby **QuirkyIceHeart** » Mon Jan 10, 2011 2:32 am

Granted. The delivery man has to steal it, though, and since he speeds to get away he runs you over, and you never get to ride said bike.

I wish that I enjoyed humor more.

Postby **Yuki-Anne** » Mon Jan 10, 2011 3:59 am

Granted. Now you find everything funny, and laugh at the most inappropriate times, such as at funerals and when watching Two and a Half Men.

Postby **Asuka Neko** » Mon Jan 10, 2011 2:55 pm

Yuki... you didn't put something you wish for!

I wish Yuki thought of a wish!

Postby **Yuki-Anne** » Mon Jan 10, 2011 3:54 pm

Granted! I have thought of a wish!

I wish I wasn't so embarrassed at the blatant disregard for wishing that I have shown in the past, and that I can mend my ways at the earliest opportunity.

Postby **Asuka Neko** » Mon Jan 10, 2011 7:03 pm

Granted, however, turning back time always tends to mess up the space-time continuum, so people may have disappeared/replicated/been cloned at some point along that.

I wish I didn't have to take exams.

Postby **Nate** » Mon Jan 10, 2011 7:06 pm

Granted, you don't have to take exams. You'll just get a zero and have to repeat the grade.

I wish I wasn't useless and could actually change the world for the better.

Postby **Yuki-Anne** » Mon Jan 10, 2011 8:30 pm

Granted. Congratulations, Mr. President. Half the country hates you regardless of your policies.

I wish I'd voted for Nate.

Postby **animefanatic777** » Sun Jan 16, 2011 12:14 pm

Granted, good job voting for someone that's hated so much, in fact, you advertised the fact you wanted to vote for him so much, that everyone started hating you to! I am sorry for your loss

I wish Yuki and Nate weren't hated so much!

Postby **Yuki-Anne** » Sun Jan 16, 2011 3:17 pm

Granted. We are now far more popular than Edward and Jacob from Twilight, and teenage girls wilt at the sight of us. Well, more specifically, the sight of Nate's beard. However, we are stalked a lot.

I wish me and Nate were hated a little bit more.

Postby **QuirkyIceHeart** » Mon Jan 17, 2011 1:01 am

Granted. You are hated a little bit more, and you still have enough fans to be popular... but not enough to have any sort of protection service. So, unfortunately, you're both murdered by the haters

I wish I was more organized.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Mon Jan 17, 2011 1:04 am

Granted, you both hate each other just a little bit more, because of an argument that neither of you quite remembers - but you know that it had something to do with marmalade and baboons.

I wish that space aliens would build a Starbucks on the moon.

Postby **QuirkyIceHeart** » Mon Jan 17, 2011 1:11 am

Granted. Aliens build a Starbucks on the moon, attracting all sorts of unique people there! Unfortunately, most of these are humans that are familiar with the business, and are prepared ONLY for a simple trip to starbucks, so most of them blow up due to the lack of equipment. Did you WANT to lay a trap?!

I wish I didn't have braces.

Postby **fermy6** » Mon Jan 17, 2011 3:03 am

Granted, instead you have false teeth

I wish I knew what the Gabriel method was

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Mon Jan 17, 2011 12:12 pm

Granted, but it's a forbidden, eldritch knowledge that man was not meant to confront. Enjoy your remaining years as a terrified, raving madman overwhelmed by an abominable fear of The Old Ones.

I wish Mountain Dew didn't abbreviate itself as "Mtn"

Postby **fermy6** » Mon Jan 17, 2011 1:23 pm

Granted, instead its "Mnt" so its says something like Mounntai dew(or something like that)

I wish for a shuriken

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Mon Jan 17, 2011 2:59 pm

Granted. It's now sticking out of your eye.

I wish for a solid gold Ferrari.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Tue Jan 18, 2011 11:50 am

Granted, it's now sticking out of your eye... which manages the impressive feat of being even MORE uncomfortable than a shuriken in the face.

I wish James Brown was resurrected with an indestructible robot body

Postby **Edward** » Tue Jan 18, 2011 12:19 pm

Granted, but he gets infected with a virus and goes on a rampage, killing hundreds of innocent civillians until he is finally destroyed by the military.

I wish gopher cakes were real.

Postby **KougaHane** » Tue Jan 18, 2011 1:31 pm

Granted, but as you can see the obesity rate skyrockets to the point where no one can leave their home and the entire population of of all first world countries dies of obesity-related health problems. The third world countries are fine until they take over the land of the first world countries and find the gopher cakes. then the same thing happens to them. The human race has eaten itself into extinction.

I wish my brother would come home and return his calls from whatever nebula he got sucked into.

Postby **Koshka** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 1:57 pm

Granted, but as soon as I get back home I'm leaving on a three-month journey to the Restaurant at the End of the Universe.

I wish I could visit the Lylat System.

Postby **Nate** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 2:08 pm

Granted, you are immediately transported to the Lylat system. However as you're wearing no spacesuit and have no oxygen supply, you die in the vacuum of space.

I wish I had the choicest meats and freshest vegetables served to me for dinner every night by a flirtatious and voluptuous maid.

Postby **Ally-Ann** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 2:19 pm

Granted. Unfortunately for you, you're deathly allergic to everything that your maid serves you. Tough luck.

I wish I lived in a mansion.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 2:24 pm

Granted, but it's the same mansion where Nate is fed his choicest meats and and freshest vegetables by a voluptuous maid. Guess who's job it is to run and get the medication for is numerous allergy attacks?

I wish there was a Pokemon named after Carl Sagan.

Postby **Yuki-Anne** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 3:24 pm

Granted. But it takes the Sagano millions and millions of years to do anything. Worst. Pokemon. Ever.

I wish I had an electronic Japanese/English dictionary.

Postby **Ally-Ann** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 4:08 pm

Granted. It crashes the second you turn it on.

I wish I liked mochi and dango.

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