Corrupted wish game

[rocklobster]

Granted, but everyone's angry with you for ruining their fun.
I wish for a Huey Lewis and the News reunion tour to start off in my hometown.

[Nate]

Granted, but you're the only person that comes and the band is so depressed and disillusioned with the terrible turnout that they all commit suicide.

I wish Huey Lewis and the News hadn't committed suicide.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted. Instead, it was a homicide. In fact, it was many homicides.

I wish Huey Lewis & The News weren't a rampaging hoard of murdering maniacs.

[Nate]

Granted. They're a rampaging hoard of murderers, but they're not maniacs. They're very clear-headed and rational as they go on their murderous rampage.

I wish the police could stop the murderous rampage of Huey Lewis and the News.

[QuirkyIceHeart]

Granted. The police can stop the murderous rampage of Huey Lewis and the News, but they're too busy playing golf, so they simply don't.

I wish the police didn't take the murderous rampage so lightly.

[Ally-Ann]

Granted. The police didn't take the rampge lightly. They completely ignored it. So the rampage continues.

I wish the corrupted wish that started this mess never existed.

[rocklobster]

Granted, but I'm still depressed that we'll never see Huey Lewis and his pals back together.
I wish for a magical Rubik's cube.

[AdriTan]

Granted, but remember that you can't breathe in space.

I wish to meet Shigeru Miyamoto.

granted but Shigeru is terribly sick and u contract the airborn disease i wish for a computer that works perfectly w internet

[rocklobster]

um, you're supposed to corrupt the wish above you.
Granted, but it's so slow a snail could outrun it.
I wish for a magical Rubik's cube.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. It kills anyone who touches it, and you just picked it up...

I wish for a perfectly mundane Rubik's cube.

[Diamond Dragon]

Granted, but it's actually a transformer in disguise.

I wish I could see the Rubick's cube in it's robotic form.

[Nate]

Granted, but it's a Decepticon, so it kills you.

I wish that it had been an Autobot.

[Diamond Dragon]

Granted, but you accidently step on it. O_____________O;;;

I wish you never stepped on it.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, he KICKED it instead.

I wish the previous 30 seconds would repeat EXACTLY FOUR TIMES, after which time would proceed onwards like normal.

[Jawz]

granted, but the previous 30 seconds consisted of u being shot in the head and dyeing, there fore you just died 5 times. congrats, ur now in the guiness book of world records

i wish i could be in that awesome book

[Nate]

Granted. You're in the Guinness Book of World Records for Most Amount of Times Pants Have Fallen Down In One Day.

I wish Jawz had worn a belt.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, so now that record is for ost Amount of Times Pants Have Fallen Down In One Day Despite Wearing a Belt.

I wish I didn't have to catch a bus at 1 AM.

[Ally-Ann]

Granted. You have to catch a bus at 1:01 A.M.

I wish I liked sweet bean paste.

[Nate]

Granted. You like it so much that it's now the only thing you will eat, and you come down with serious cases of scurvy, rickets, and heart disease.

I wish I was the most wealthy person in the US.

[sailorsaturn]

Granted, but sadly you are VERY bad at spending your money wisely and in as little as two years you are the poorest person in the whole world.

I wish that Twilight had never been written.

[QuirkyIceHeart]

Granted, now Dielight was in it's place. It's pretty much the same only fifty times worse; the author thinks that title is actually cool, and shoves it in your face every few pages. Not only do vampires sparkle, THEY RIDE UNICORNS AND GLITTER. AND EVERYONE THEY PASS BY GLITTERS TOO. But the real worst part is that this is required reading for everyone your age. Tough luck.

I wish that choosing what books to download to my Nook was easier.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, now you have only one option - the Dielight series.

I wish for a fish on a dish.

[Dr.Faust]

Granted you got 194 mounth old fish on a plate

I wish dethklok would comeback on tv

[Sapphire225]

Granted, but it only airs for two-seconds and will never air on television again.

I wish I were old enough to drink Sake.

[Nate]

Granted. You're now 90 years old, plenty old enough.

I wish I'd gotten more money for those cans I sold earlier today.

[Sapphire225]

Granted, you are a penny richer for all those cans.

I wish I could turn into a magical girl!

[Ally-Ann]

Granted, but since everyone thought that that stuff wasn't real, they think you're a witch and decide to kill you. Wise wish.

I wish Sapphire225 wasn't killed.

[Nate]

Granted. In a desperate act of self-defense, Sapphire charms everyone into think YOU are the witch, and they kill you instead.

I wish I could find the bag of chips I had last night.

[QuirkyIceHeart]

Granted. You find it in a vicious beast's mouth... where you may be staying for a long, long time.

I wish that I had more time in a day to do things.

[rocklobster]

Granted, unfortuantely, it's because now the Earth is further from the sun, so now it's too cold to do things anyway. Oh, and everyone's gonna die, so it doesn't matter.
I wish you could get a refund if you didn't like the movie you rented, bought, or saw at a theater.