Corrupted wish game

Postby **fermy6** » Fri Dec 31, 2010 4:36 am

Granted, but its microscopic

I wish for a Bentley

Postby **Phantom_Sorano** » Fri Dec 31, 2010 7:44 am

Granted, but it lacks a motor. (I'm sorry, dear...)

I wish for a new motorcycle!!!!

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Fri Dec 31, 2010 11:40 am

Granted, you just stole one from outside a bar filled with Hell's Angels. Fortunately, they don't know yet which bike you stole. Unfortunately, the entire bar saw you do it, and are coming out for some collective crime-fighting.

I wish that Phantom_Sorano would at least get out of this predicament alive.

Postby **Midori** » Fri Dec 31, 2010 11:45 am

Granted, but only at the heroic sacrifice of Kaligraphic.

I wish it was possible to make everyone happy.

Postby **Jawz** » Fri Dec 31, 2010 2:14 pm

Granted, though u had to kill off those who weren't satisfied...

I wish the Darker Than BLACK series was longer...

Postby **Nate** » Fri Dec 31, 2010 2:18 pm

Granted. It's now 2,000 episodes long and filled with lots of standing around and talking instead of fighting.

I wish Jim Henson hadn't died.

Postby **Jawz** » Fri Dec 31, 2010 10:11 pm

granted, he now became a hobo that sat around in ur house not doing anything but eating all ur food...

i wish i had more time and less school...

Postby **Nate** » Fri Dec 31, 2010 10:25 pm

Granted, you have less school, and more time...to do twice the amount of homework you have because of less school.

I wish I was a transforming hero.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sat Jan 01, 2011 2:40 am

Granted. You transform by wearing a Japanese schoolgirl uniform, waving a "magic" wand, and generally weirding people out. To yourself, you're a transforming magical girl hero. To the rest of the world, you're a creepy pervert dude.

I wish that magical girls existed in real life.

Postby **Nate** » Sat Jan 01, 2011 12:48 pm

Granted, but when they're not in their magical girl form, they're overweight neckbeards.

I wish I could wake up before like 3 in the afternoon.

Postby **Phantom_Sorano** » Sat Jan 01, 2011 1:38 pm

Granted, but you struggle to awake and go into a long sleep for years. When you finally awake, the world has ended and you are all alone. (Sorry, dear.)

I wish I could predict the future...

Postby **Furen** » Sat Jan 01, 2011 1:56 pm

Granted, but your future is effected negatively every use.

I wish I could figure stuff out

Postby **Jawz** » Sat Jan 01, 2011 5:34 pm

granted. you can now figure out that 2 + 2 does not equal pie.

i wish i had a yellow submarine

Postby **TGJesusfreak** » Sat Jan 01, 2011 5:45 pm

Granted, but the thing is WE ALL live in that yellow submarine. that's a lot of people... an donly one bathroom! DDDX

I wish that I could see my bff Steenajack irl. =/

Postby **Nate** » Sat Jan 01, 2011 5:47 pm

Granted. Her father points his shotgun at you because he thinks you're a cyberstalker who's going to do unsavory things to his darling little girl.

I wish TG didn't have a gun pointing at him.

Postby **TGJesusfreak** » Sat Jan 01, 2011 5:53 pm

Granted turns out Nate took over my profile and claimed to be me. he was ACTUALLY the guilty one. so turns out that the shotgun s pointed at you nate ._.

I wish Nate was safe from that shotgun.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sun Jan 02, 2011 1:22 am

Granted, but now he's being terrorized by a pack of robotic hyenas with death ray eyes.

I wish for more robot hyenas.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sun Jan 02, 2011 5:48 am

Granted, now you have robot hyenas who prey on anyone with prosthetics.
I wish for a new job.

Postby **sailorsaturn** » Sun Jan 02, 2011 7:09 am

Granted, you know take care of robot hyenas for a living... They're not a friendly bunch.

I wish for robot dolphins.

Postby **Zarn Ishtare** » Sun Jan 02, 2011 10:22 am

Granted; but the robot dolphins decide for a life of peace, contemplation, and devotion; quickly forming the first ever Aquatic Franciscan Order; their late Abbot, Mr. Bubbles, is awaiting canonization.

I wish that I could control the speed of my body so I could run extremely (unrealistically) fast and/or slow down safely.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sun Jan 02, 2011 11:00 am

Granted. Unfortunately, while you can now control your body's speed, you have lost control of direction. The good news is that, while you have no idea where you're going, you're making great time.

I wish that somebody would invent a device to turn Internet memes into energy. Our days of reliance on oil could be over!

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Sun Jan 02, 2011 8:22 pm

Granted, but like memes themselves, the energy gets duller and less effective the more everyone uses it.

I wish cats could play poker.

Postby **QuirkyIceHeart** » Sun Jan 02, 2011 8:27 pm

Granted. And guess what? They always win.

I wish that my brother would stop tackling me.

Postby **QuirkyIceHeart** » Sun Jan 02, 2011 8:28 pm

Granted. And guess what? They always win.

I wish that my brother would stop tackling me.

Postby **TGJesusfreak** » Sun Jan 02, 2011 8:39 pm

granted. They shoot you with tazers instead.

I wish for a giant tazer. XD

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Sun Jan 02, 2011 8:43 pm

Granted, but you don't receive a giant battery along with it, so you can only take it as far as the giant extension cable will reach.

I wish for Buffalo Chicken flavored soda.

Postby **Nate** » Sun Jan 02, 2011 9:23 pm

Granted. That one doesn't even need corrupting.

I wish Blitzkrieg had made a wish that needed to be corrupted.

Postby **Davidizer13** » Sun Jan 02, 2011 9:37 pm

Granted! Unfortunately, Blitz considers his wish to be the purest, most beautiful wish he's ever made, and your act of corrupting it causes him to fall into an endless despair.

I wish I could finish all these things I try to star

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Mon Jan 03, 2011 12:30 am

anted, ut ow ou an't tart nything.

I wish for an invincible army to conquer the world with.

My MAL Profile. · Postby **Falx** » Mon Jan 03, 2011 3:24 am

Granted, however they immediately rebel and since they are invincible you stand no chance and die immediately.

I wish for an incorruptible wish.

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