Corrupted wish game

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, he lives as a Frankensteinian monster, crudely animated by the power of science as an inventor's plaything, and is rejected by society. He has to go live in caves and hidden places, fleeing whenever he is discovered.

I wish that even in his disfigured, steampunk cyborg existence, Comicfanatic555 could find love.

[Ally-Ann]

Granted! Something so good happened to you that you are now a world-famous celebrity, everyone wants to be you, giant, life-threatening stampedes of people are your shadows, and let's not forget the magnificent media that loves to follow you everywhere you go and that adore exaggerating all the events in your life and making up terrible, no good lies about you! Kudos!

I wish the media wouldn't lie.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted. Instead, they just shut up entirely.

I wish that corruption didn't sound so appealing.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but when you try you find that you can only travel to a time when everything was on fire.

I wish that Comicfanatic555 wasn't on fire.

[animefanatic777]

Granted, he just explodes. Now PIECES of Comicfanatic555 are on fire!

I wish Comicfanatic555 could reanimate!

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. Now the burning pieces of Comicfanatic555 are still alive and can feel an eternity of pain for every instant they burn. WHY WOULD YOU WISH THAT, YOU MONSTER?!?!?!

I wish that Comicfanatic555 was whole and intact and not on fire at all.

[QuirkyIceHeart]

Granted. The fire is put out and tape is used to stick him back together... but somehow, I don't think that'll make him feel any better.

I wish that there was a better way to grant that wish.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. Your continual harm and disappointment is much better entertainment than actually improving your life would be.

I wish that I was getting paid for every corrupted wish.

[KougaHane]

Granted, but you're getting paid in more corrupted wishes.

I wish I could finish thi

[OfficerSting]

Granted. Your sentence is now complete, but you are have lost all your fingers, so it will be your LAST finished sentence.

I wish that Humpty Dumpty could be put back together again.

[Ally-Ann]

Granted, but you've ruined the riddle 'cause when an egg breaks, you can't really put it back together again. Thanks a lot.

I wish penguins could fly.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, the military ties them to drones and drop them from the sky as meat bombs.

I wish that we weren't killing penguins in our War on Birds.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, the penguin menace was already extinguished in the War on Things That Should Fly But Swim Instead.

I wish for a gritty reboot of Samurai Pizza Cats

[OfficerSting]

Granted, but it's so gritty that the USA makes it illegal to show and watch in the country.

I wish I had a cool sword.

[KougaHane]

Granted, but since you did not state your definition of "cool," an insane man's definition was substituted. You receive a blender. Enjoy.

I wish OfficerSting had a cool sword instead of a blender.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, they entirely unimpressive toy sword OfficerSting receives was left outside in the cold all night, and has thus cooled off considerably.

I wish I could write posts like that without having to go back and correct numerous misspellings.

[fermy6]

Granted...but u forget how to submit them so what's the point

I wish that junk food was healthy

[animefanatic777]

Granted, now Health food is unhealthy, thus making most foods in the world unhealthy, making most of the world more obese then it is. But since some of those foods will be be required to make your healthy Junk Food, your wish can not be granted. XD

I wish Fermy's wish could be granted better then the way I have done it.

[fermy6]

Gee thanx...Haha...Granted now all the healthy food is unhealty, but the moment it is used to make junk food it becomes healthy...but now water which is the most important thing for us to survive becomes unhealthy, which in turn makes obesity unavoidable

I wish I had Goku's powers

[Sheenar]

Granted, you now have Goku's ability to make the Kamehameha Wave. Unfortunately, like Goku, you now have the responsibility to defend the earth from alien forces that wish to destroy it. In the process of defending the earth, you die A LOT (how many times did Goku die in DBZ? I lost count.)

I wish marshmallow Peep fights (in the microwave) were a little more spectacular.

[animefanatic777]

Granted, they explode like Fireworks, but in the process, destroy everything and everyone you care about. HOW COULD YOU. XD

I wish Sheenar had everything and everyone back in to her life!

[Edward]

Granted, but they're all zombies now.

I wish Sheenar was prepared for the coming zombie apocalypse.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, but that makes the rest of us the whiny, petty, bickering people who ruin everything and get picked off by the zombies thanks to our own incompetence.

I wish, instead of zombies, Sheenar was prepared for GNOMES!

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but she gets zombies. They kill her and the rest of us, and living humanity is done for.

I wish that we hadn't ended the world with our forbidden experiments into artificially raising the dead as remorseless, cold-blooded, unstoppable killers.

[Ally-Ann]

Granted. We ended the world with our legal experiments into artificially raising the dead as remorseless, cold-blooded, unstoppable killers.

I wish that the wish that started this tragedy never existed.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, Sheenar loses everything and everyone she loves. And then zombies arise and kill us all. Why do you compound tragedy upon tragedy?

I wish that some of us would survive.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, though those who died are resurrected to a higher plane of existence of enlightenment and bliss, causing the survivors to feel kind of left out.

I wish for kitties.

[rocklobster]

Granted, but you're allergic to cute fuzzy things. You die of overexposure to cuteness. Not a bad way to go.
I wish I was a Care Bear.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, you are killed and your skin and bones are removed to cover and decorate children's plush toys. Why would you think anybody would want that, you freak?

I wish for meat lasagna.

[Nate]

Granted, it was made with rancid, rotting meat though.

I wish for meat lasagna that wasn't made with bad meat and tasted good.