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Postby Kaligraphic » Wed Dec 08, 2010 5:42 pm

Granted, the engines in jet skis work even on sand. Of course, without water, they don't actually move, but the devices themselves still work.

I wish that cats could fix the economy.
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Postby Ally-Ann » Wed Dec 08, 2010 5:58 pm

Granted! You are now allergic to cats.

I wish aliens were real.
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Postby Nate » Wed Dec 08, 2010 9:20 pm

Granted. They want to destroy the earth and we have no way of stopping them. Thanks a lot.

I wish we had a way of stopping the aliens from destroying the earth.
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Postby Edward » Thu Dec 09, 2010 1:57 pm

Granted, they just enslave us instead.

I wish knew the price of eggs in China.
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Thu Dec 09, 2010 2:05 pm

Granted, the price is YOUR IMMORTAL SOUL.

I wish I had mittens with little dinosaurs on them.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Thu Dec 09, 2010 3:35 pm

Granted. You know those compys from Jurassic Park? The ones that killed Dennis Nedry? They're real, man! They're standing on you're mittens!

I wish for moar velociraptors.
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Postby Sapphire225 » Thu Dec 09, 2010 8:51 pm

Granted, there are twenty velociraptors, all ready to tear you apart.

I wish I didn't gag on Listerine all the time.
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Thu Dec 09, 2010 9:10 pm

Granted, now you gag on motor oil.

I wish Superman piloted a giant robot.
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Postby animefanatic777 » Fri Dec 10, 2010 12:55 am

Granted, to bad he doesn't really know how to, so he ends up crashing and killing himself. What's this? Not possible I hear you say? Well, my dear friends, you have not heard the full story, what you have not realized, was that it was full of Kryptonite, thus making the impossible, possible.

I wish that Kryptonite was the blue kind. (If you don't know the difference, it's that the Blue makes him stronger, green makes him weaker!)
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Phoenix Wright: "Stay down... This seems suspicious... I wonder who this guy is..."

Professor Layton: "Hmm... Why, this reminds me of a puzzle!"

Phoenix: "Wait, wha-!? Is this really the ti-!"

Maya: " Oh Nick, don't be such a fuddy duddy! Try out a puzzle! C'mon Professor, give him your best shot! Nick'll solve anything you've got!"

Luke: " Yes! The Professor only gives easy ones anyway. I am sure you won't have any issues!"

Phoenix: "OK... I guess, but don't you think-"

Maya: "Shh! Listen Nick! You'll miss something important like you usually do!"

Layton: "-Insert some insane puzzle/riddle thing-"

Phoenix: "..."

Everyone stares. Maya get's uncomfortably close.

Phoenix: "... Oh look! He's gone in to the castle, let's go after him and investigate! -Runs off-"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJpjP67sYb8&p=CA5E91BA2858442A&index=9&playnext=1
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Postby Ally-Ann » Fri Dec 10, 2010 9:23 am

Granted, but now the blue kind makes him weaker and the green one stronger.

I wish tomatoes could talk.
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Postby Sapphire225 » Fri Dec 10, 2010 11:33 am

Granted. They are profane little things that swear like sailors whenever someone passes by your kitchen.

I wish my dog would stop trying to steal my food whenever I turn my head the other way.
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Postby Nate » Fri Dec 10, 2010 12:16 pm

Granted. Now your dog tries to steal your food whether you're looking or not, and has become quite aggressive, growling and snapping at you if you don't let him (her?) succeed in taking it.

I wish I lived in Canada.
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Postby animefanatic777 » Fri Dec 10, 2010 11:01 pm

Granted, congrats! You have just become unimportant to the world.

I wish Nate was more important.
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Phoenix Wright: "Stay down... This seems suspicious... I wonder who this guy is..."

Professor Layton: "Hmm... Why, this reminds me of a puzzle!"

Phoenix: "Wait, wha-!? Is this really the ti-!"

Maya: " Oh Nick, don't be such a fuddy duddy! Try out a puzzle! C'mon Professor, give him your best shot! Nick'll solve anything you've got!"

Luke: " Yes! The Professor only gives easy ones anyway. I am sure you won't have any issues!"

Phoenix: "OK... I guess, but don't you think-"

Maya: "Shh! Listen Nick! You'll miss something important like you usually do!"

Layton: "-Insert some insane puzzle/riddle thing-"

Phoenix: "..."

Everyone stares. Maya get's uncomfortably close.

Phoenix: "... Oh look! He's gone in to the castle, let's go after him and investigate! -Runs off-"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJpjP67sYb8&p=CA5E91BA2858442A&index=9&playnext=1
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Postby QuirkyIceHeart » Sat Dec 11, 2010 1:22 am

Granted! And now that he's out of his own predicament, he's taking revenge by forcing us to all move to Canada.

I wish that people would stop dying in Lost.
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Postby Nate » Sat Dec 11, 2010 11:35 am

I can't corrupt that wish because it would be a spoiler. :l

I wish she had made a wish that I could have corrupted without spoiling the show for her.
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Sat Dec 11, 2010 11:56 am

Granted, in that the NEW wish is that Lost never existed in the first place.

I wish that Lot's now-vacant place in TV history were filled by a dramatic reboot of Fraggle Rock.
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Postby rocklobster » Sat Dec 11, 2010 12:41 pm

Granted, but it's that subpar animated cartoon.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Sat Dec 11, 2010 1:01 pm

Granted. Everything you have is taken from you.

I wish for a dark, gritty action reboot of Fraggle Rock.
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Postby rocklobster » Sun Dec 12, 2010 6:00 am

Granted, but it's directed by....




Uwe Boll!
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Postby KougaHane » Sun Dec 12, 2010 8:53 am

Granted, but now their comments are entirely irrelevant and have nothing to do with the videos they comment on. (So it's not THAT much different, except they don't curse as much.)

I wish people would stop playing tricks on me.
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Postby Sheenar » Sun Dec 12, 2010 9:31 am

Granted. Now people ignore you completely. Nobody talks to you or meets you for lunch. Your only friend is a pet rock --and it doesn't talk to you either.

I wish teleportation was real. Then I wouldn't have to drive through Houston anymore. :D
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Sun Dec 12, 2010 9:46 am

Granted, in that teleportation exists. However, lobbyists for the automotive industry see to it that federal legislation prohibits the use of teleporters in major cities.

I wish I'd actually worn a rain coat out in the rain today.
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Postby animefanatic777 » Sun Dec 12, 2010 2:47 pm

Granted, to bad it was so inappropriately named, because what it really was, was 'A Suicide Bomber Vest', but you, thinking it was a Rain Coat, but it clearly was a vest, only protected you from Suicide bombers, not the rain.

I wish that her Bomb Vest protected her from the rain to.
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Phoenix Wright: "Stay down... This seems suspicious... I wonder who this guy is..."

Professor Layton: "Hmm... Why, this reminds me of a puzzle!"

Phoenix: "Wait, wha-!? Is this really the ti-!"

Maya: " Oh Nick, don't be such a fuddy duddy! Try out a puzzle! C'mon Professor, give him your best shot! Nick'll solve anything you've got!"

Luke: " Yes! The Professor only gives easy ones anyway. I am sure you won't have any issues!"

Phoenix: "OK... I guess, but don't you think-"

Maya: "Shh! Listen Nick! You'll miss something important like you usually do!"

Layton: "-Insert some insane puzzle/riddle thing-"

Phoenix: "..."

Everyone stares. Maya get's uncomfortably close.

Phoenix: "... Oh look! He's gone in to the castle, let's go after him and investigate! -Runs off-"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJpjP67sYb8&p=CA5E91BA2858442A&index=9&playnext=1
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Postby Nate » Sun Dec 12, 2010 3:06 pm

Granted but now Blitzkrieg is female because of the wording of your wish.

I wish animefanatic knew what gender Blitzkrieg was.
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Postby KougaHane » Sun Dec 12, 2010 3:23 pm

Granted, now animefanatic knows Blitzkrieg's gender, but also learns everything else at the same time, causing brain function to collapse due to an overload of information at once.

I wish I had a good idea.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Sun Dec 12, 2010 10:37 pm

Granted. Unfortunately, they've just been executed by an evil kung fu master. Fortunately, you have the skills to go on an awesome and bloody rampage of revenge against his minions. Unfortunately, when you get to the evil kung fu master, he kills you, because his kung fu is stronger than yours.

I wish that Comicfanatic555 would make a heroic resurgence at the last moment to win.
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Postby QuirkyIceHeart » Mon Dec 13, 2010 3:17 am

Granted. He makes a heroic resurgence at the very last moment, and and wins by killing the evil kung fu master. Unfortunately, that also ended the possibility of bringing his friends back to life, which the evil kung fu master was capable of if only he'd slowed down to listen to him instead of going on a bloody rampage. In fact, that's what he was going to do in the first place, but now he's dead, and Comicfanatic555 enters a severe depression that he never gets out of.

I wish that the world was nicer to Comicfanatic555.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Mon Dec 13, 2010 1:36 pm

Granted. Everybody comes to console - and, incidentally, to remind - Comicfanatic555 for and of the tragic and avoidable loss of all his friends, and how he made the choice not to save them. Sadly, being drowned in the pity of the world actually makes depression worse.

I wish that Comicfanatic555 would finally get a positive break.
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Postby animefanatic777 » Mon Dec 13, 2010 11:07 pm

Granted, he had finally found another friend, Blitzkrieg, whom he thought was a girl, and had happiness at it's highest peak, until he found out that she was a he, thus shattering his dreams of marriage.

((I just made fun of myself there... Darn me and my wording XD ))

I wish Comicfanatic555 would finally meet the perfect woman to get married to.
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Phoenix Wright: "Stay down... This seems suspicious... I wonder who this guy is..."

Professor Layton: "Hmm... Why, this reminds me of a puzzle!"

Phoenix: "Wait, wha-!? Is this really the ti-!"

Maya: " Oh Nick, don't be such a fuddy duddy! Try out a puzzle! C'mon Professor, give him your best shot! Nick'll solve anything you've got!"

Luke: " Yes! The Professor only gives easy ones anyway. I am sure you won't have any issues!"

Phoenix: "OK... I guess, but don't you think-"

Maya: "Shh! Listen Nick! You'll miss something important like you usually do!"

Layton: "-Insert some insane puzzle/riddle thing-"

Phoenix: "..."

Everyone stares. Maya get's uncomfortably close.

Phoenix: "... Oh look! He's gone in to the castle, let's go after him and investigate! -Runs off-"

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Postby QuirkyIceHeart » Tue Dec 14, 2010 2:37 am

Granted. He meets the perfect woman to get married to, and starts planning out his proposal. Unfortunately, this never happens, because being the perfect woman, she's got a whole lot of other fans who aren't about to let anyone else even get near her. On the day he plans to propose to her, he is promptly slain by yet another evil dude of evilness.

I wish that Comicfanatic555 would just LIVE already.
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