Corrupted wish game

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Wed Dec 08, 2010 5:42 pm

Granted, the engines in jet skis work even on sand. Of course, without water, they don't actually move, but the devices themselves still work.

I wish that cats could fix the economy.

Postby **Ally-Ann** » Wed Dec 08, 2010 5:58 pm

Granted! You are now allergic to cats.

I wish aliens were real.

Postby **Nate** » Wed Dec 08, 2010 9:20 pm

Granted. They want to destroy the earth and we have no way of stopping them. Thanks a lot.

I wish we had a way of stopping the aliens from destroying the earth.

Postby **Edward** » Thu Dec 09, 2010 1:57 pm

Granted, they just enslave us instead.

I wish knew the price of eggs in China.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Thu Dec 09, 2010 2:05 pm

Granted, the price is YOUR IMMORTAL SOUL.

I wish I had mittens with little dinosaurs on them.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Dec 09, 2010 3:35 pm

Granted. You know those compys from Jurassic Park? The ones that killed Dennis Nedry? They're real, man! They're standing on you're mittens!

I wish for moar velociraptors.

Postby **Sapphire225** » Thu Dec 09, 2010 8:51 pm

Granted, there are twenty velociraptors, all ready to tear you apart.

I wish I didn't gag on Listerine all the time.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Thu Dec 09, 2010 9:10 pm

Granted, now you gag on motor oil.

I wish Superman piloted a giant robot.

Postby **animefanatic777** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 12:55 am

Granted, to bad he doesn't really know how to, so he ends up crashing and killing himself. What's this? Not possible I hear you say? Well, my dear friends, you have not heard the full story, what you have not realized, was that it was full of Kryptonite, thus making the impossible, possible.

I wish that Kryptonite was the blue kind. (If you don't know the difference, it's that the Blue makes him stronger, green makes him weaker!)

Postby **Ally-Ann** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 9:23 am

Granted, but now the blue kind makes him weaker and the green one stronger.

I wish tomatoes could talk.

Postby **Sapphire225** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 11:33 am

Granted. They are profane little things that swear like sailors whenever someone passes by your kitchen.

I wish my dog would stop trying to steal my food whenever I turn my head the other way.

Postby **Nate** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 12:16 pm

Granted. Now your dog tries to steal your food whether you're looking or not, and has become quite aggressive, growling and snapping at you if you don't let him (her?) succeed in taking it.

I wish I lived in Canada.

Postby **animefanatic777** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 11:01 pm

Granted, congrats! You have just become unimportant to the world.

I wish Nate was more important.

Postby **QuirkyIceHeart** » Sat Dec 11, 2010 1:22 am

Granted! And now that he's out of his own predicament, he's taking revenge by forcing us to all move to Canada.

I wish that people would stop dying in Lost.

Postby **Nate** » Sat Dec 11, 2010 11:35 am

I can't corrupt that wish because it would be a spoiler. :l

I wish she had made a wish that I could have corrupted without spoiling the show for her.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Sat Dec 11, 2010 11:56 am

Granted, in that the NEW wish is that Lost never existed in the first place.

I wish that Lot's now-vacant place in TV history were filled by a dramatic reboot of Fraggle Rock.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sat Dec 11, 2010 12:41 pm

Granted, but it's that subpar animated cartoon.
I wish for nothing. There, now you can't corrupt it!

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sat Dec 11, 2010 1:01 pm

Granted. Everything you have is taken from you.

I wish for a dark, gritty action reboot of Fraggle Rock.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sun Dec 12, 2010 6:00 am

Granted, but it's directed by....

Uwe Boll!
I wish youtube commenters were nicer and didn't curse so much.

Postby **KougaHane** » Sun Dec 12, 2010 8:53 am

Granted, but now their comments are entirely irrelevant and have nothing to do with the videos they comment on. (So it's not THAT much different, except they don't curse as much.)

I wish people would stop playing tricks on me.

Postby **Sheenar** » Sun Dec 12, 2010 9:31 am

Granted. Now people ignore you completely. Nobody talks to you or meets you for lunch. Your only friend is a pet rock --and it doesn't talk to you either.

I wish teleportation was real. Then I wouldn't have to drive through Houston anymore.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Sun Dec 12, 2010 9:46 am

Granted, in that teleportation exists. However, lobbyists for the automotive industry see to it that federal legislation prohibits the use of teleporters in major cities.

I wish I'd actually worn a rain coat out in the rain today.

Postby **animefanatic777** » Sun Dec 12, 2010 2:47 pm

Granted, to bad it was so inappropriately named, because what it really was, was 'A Suicide Bomber Vest', but you, thinking it was a Rain Coat, but it clearly was a vest, only protected you from Suicide bombers, not the rain.

I wish that her Bomb Vest protected her from the rain to.

Postby **Nate** » Sun Dec 12, 2010 3:06 pm

Granted but now Blitzkrieg is female because of the wording of your wish.

I wish animefanatic knew what gender Blitzkrieg was.

Postby **KougaHane** » Sun Dec 12, 2010 3:23 pm

Granted, now animefanatic knows Blitzkrieg's gender, but also learns everything else at the same time, causing brain function to collapse due to an overload of information at once.

I wish I had a good idea.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sun Dec 12, 2010 10:37 pm

Granted. Unfortunately, they've just been executed by an evil kung fu master. Fortunately, you have the skills to go on an awesome and bloody rampage of revenge against his minions. Unfortunately, when you get to the evil kung fu master, he kills you, because his kung fu is stronger than yours.

I wish that Comicfanatic555 would make a heroic resurgence at the last moment to win.

Postby **QuirkyIceHeart** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 3:17 am

Granted. He makes a heroic resurgence at the very last moment, and and wins by killing the evil kung fu master. Unfortunately, that also ended the possibility of bringing his friends back to life, which the evil kung fu master was capable of if only he'd slowed down to listen to him instead of going on a bloody rampage. In fact, that's what he was going to do in the first place, but now he's dead, and Comicfanatic555 enters a severe depression that he never gets out of.

I wish that the world was nicer to Comicfanatic555.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 1:36 pm

Granted. Everybody comes to console - and, incidentally, to remind - Comicfanatic555 for and of the tragic and avoidable loss of all his friends, and how he made the choice not to save them. Sadly, being drowned in the pity of the world actually makes depression worse.

I wish that Comicfanatic555 would finally get a positive break.

Postby **animefanatic777** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 11:07 pm

Granted, he had finally found another friend, Blitzkrieg, whom he thought was a girl, and had happiness at it's highest peak, until he found out that she was a he, thus shattering his dreams of marriage.

((I just made fun of myself there... Darn me and my wording XD ))

I wish Comicfanatic555 would finally meet the perfect woman to get married to.

Postby **QuirkyIceHeart** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 2:37 am

Granted. He meets the perfect woman to get married to, and starts planning out his proposal. Unfortunately, this never happens, because being the perfect woman, she's got a whole lot of other fans who aren't about to let anyone else even get near her. On the day he plans to propose to her, he is promptly slain by yet another evil dude of evilness.

I wish that Comicfanatic555 would just LIVE already.

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