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Postby Yuki-Anne » Mon Nov 22, 2010 5:22 am

Granted. Seven cents, to be precise.

I wish seven cents could buy me something.
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Postby fermy6 » Mon Nov 22, 2010 5:41 am

Granted, but you don't have 7 cents

I wish to be a male model
If someone said 3 years from now
You'd be long gone
Id get up and punch their mouth
Cuz they're all wrong
I know better
Cuz you said forever
And ever
Who knew?
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Postby Yuki-Anne » Mon Nov 22, 2010 6:00 am

Granted. You are a foot model for a toenail clipper company.

I wish to be fabulous.
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Postby fermy6 » Mon Nov 22, 2010 10:39 am

Granted, but so is everyone else

I wish to date the girl I like
If someone said 3 years from now
You'd be long gone
Id get up and punch their mouth
Cuz they're all wrong
I know better
Cuz you said forever
And ever
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Postby sailorsaturn » Mon Nov 22, 2010 2:15 pm

Granted, you date for two weeks and then she dumps you. But look on the bright side, in Hollywood that's a REALLY long time!

I wish that Yuki-Anne's wish didn't get a High School Musical song stuck in my head.
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Postby animefanatic777 » Mon Nov 22, 2010 7:29 pm

Granted, you now have an Arrow stuck in your head.

I wish Sailor Saturn had an Arrow Proof Helmet.

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Phoenix Wright: "Stay down... This seems suspicious... I wonder who this guy is..."

Professor Layton: "Hmm... Why, this reminds me of a puzzle!"

Phoenix: "Wait, wha-!? Is this really the ti-!"

Maya: " Oh Nick, don't be such a fuddy duddy! Try out a puzzle! C'mon Professor, give him your best shot! Nick'll solve anything you've got!"

Luke: " Yes! The Professor only gives easy ones anyway. I am sure you won't have any issues!"

Phoenix: "OK... I guess, but don't you think-"

Maya: "Shh! Listen Nick! You'll miss something important like you usually do!"

Layton: "-Insert some insane puzzle/riddle thing-"

Phoenix: "..."

Everyone stares. Maya get's uncomfortably close.

Phoenix: "... Oh look! He's gone in to the castle, let's go after him and investigate! -Runs off-"

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Postby sailorsaturn » Mon Nov 22, 2010 9:31 pm

Granted, but it's useless against bullets.

I wish that my last wish hadn't gotten me killed.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Mon Nov 22, 2010 10:40 pm

Granted, it got you horribly mutilated. The blood loss and amateur medical attention is what got you killed.

I wish that sailorsaturn was alive and whole again.
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Postby fermy6 » Tue Nov 23, 2010 2:45 am

Granted...but he gets brought back in the middle of the road, a car hits him and he dies again

I wish that this cake will be done baking already
If someone said 3 years from now
You'd be long gone
Id get up and punch their mouth
Cuz they're all wrong
I know better
Cuz you said forever
And ever
Who knew?
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Postby OfficerSting » Tue Nov 23, 2010 6:10 am

Granted. It is severely burnt, but at least it's done baking.

I wish that Mother 3 would be released in the U.S.
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Postby fermy6 » Tue Nov 23, 2010 8:02 am

Granted, but for some reason you lost interest in it

I wish that exams were over and I passed with flying colours
If someone said 3 years from now
You'd be long gone
Id get up and punch their mouth
Cuz they're all wrong
I know better
Cuz you said forever
And ever
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Tue Nov 23, 2010 4:26 pm

Granted... in that you were wrapped in colorful banners and shot over the testing location.

I wish cats paid taxes.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Tue Nov 23, 2010 5:59 pm

Granted, they pay taxes out of your bank account. In possibly related news, you are quite seriously overdrawn.

I wish that horses could vote.
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Wed Nov 24, 2010 2:24 pm

Granted, but they only vote "NEIGH"

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I wish I'd come up with a less goan-inducing corruption of that wish.
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Postby Yuki-Anne » Wed Nov 24, 2010 5:40 pm

Granted. Rather than inducing goans, it induced GROANS.

I wish for more typos.
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Postby QuirkyIceHeart » Wed Nov 24, 2010 11:39 pm

Gnted, bt ur i's r brned owt frm awl da irritatin typos, and ur mind beecums scrmbled, creting a disinterest in reeding aneething aneewai, and u nevar yoose the pc agen.

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Postby fermy6 » Thu Nov 25, 2010 12:50 pm

Granted...Instead u now pay for all the seasons at an even higher price

I wish that toe nails we're edible
If someone said 3 years from now
You'd be long gone
Id get up and punch their mouth
Cuz they're all wrong
I know better
Cuz you said forever
And ever
Who knew?
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Postby samurai10 » Thu Nov 25, 2010 1:04 pm

O.O EW. fine. your wish is granted. BUT. um....*tries to think of something that's not totally gross* they taste horrifically horrible.

i wish that i didn't have to rewrite my book report at all.
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Postby Shilohan ninja » Thu Nov 25, 2010 1:29 pm

Granted. You now have a new book report to write on the constitution of Albania. Due last Friday.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Fri Nov 26, 2010 4:20 pm

I wish that people would remember to wish.
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Postby Yuki-Anne » Fri Nov 26, 2010 5:50 pm

Granted. But they all wish for the same thing... A BRAND NEW CAR!

I wish for A BRAND NEW CAR!
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Postby Sheenar » Fri Nov 26, 2010 6:30 pm

Granted, you now have a BRAND NEW CAR!!! Problem is, there is no engine --so it will just sit in your garage as eye candy. :P

I wish that my room would be like a cat and clean itself. :)
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Postby OfficerSting » Sat Nov 27, 2010 7:39 am

Granted. Your room is now sentient, with a mouth a tongue. Not only does your room have saliva all over it now, but it spits on you.

I wish I was a cyborg.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Sat Nov 27, 2010 12:03 pm

Granted. You now have electric teeth. You have to take them out and charge them twice a day or they stop working.

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Postby Sapphire225 » Sat Nov 27, 2010 8:18 pm

Granted. Your car is a more advanced and psychotic version of Stephen King's car Christine. Better hope you take good care of her, or she'll "take good care" of you!

I wish I won't have to do as much work when I go back to college Monday.
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Postby fermy6 » Sun Nov 28, 2010 12:08 am

Granted...now you just have to catch it all up on tuesday

I wish that I was the most awsum anime character EVER
If someone said 3 years from now
You'd be long gone
Id get up and punch their mouth
Cuz they're all wrong
I know better
Cuz you said forever
And ever
Who knew?
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Postby QuirkyIceHeart » Sun Nov 28, 2010 12:41 am

Granted. You are the most awesome anime character EVER, but... You didn't take the fangirls into accont. They literally swarm you, and you end up mutilated by the sheer mass of the crowd. Some innocent bystanders were trampled, as well. You die, and anything associated with you dies alongside. I hope you enjoyed your two minutes of suffocated awesomeness.

I wish that fangirls weren't so violent.
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Postby Sapphire225 » Sun Nov 28, 2010 6:44 am

Granted. But now the fanBOYS are the violent ones.

I wish I had a giant bottle of grape soda!
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Postby rocklobster » Sun Nov 28, 2010 11:30 am

granted, but you burp for weeks after finishing it.
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Mon Nov 29, 2010 12:58 pm

Granted, but they're the ghosts of dead pet rocks... so they do nothing and go completely unnoticed.

I wish that Christmas Trees had to be hunted down in the wild rather than being raised in captivity.
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