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Postby Edward » Wed Nov 17, 2010 2:09 pm

Granted, but it's even lazier than you are, and never gets around to it.

I wish I understood German, Japanese, Spanish, French, and Russian as well as I do English.
[thread=43825]MOES[/thread] One sig to rule them all. One sig to find them. One sig to bring them all, and in 250 px or less bind them. In the land of Mordor, where the sigs do not scroll.

Real men don't sparkle, real men defeat dark wizards.

"Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise cannot see all ends."

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Postby Sapphire225 » Wed Nov 17, 2010 2:39 pm

Granted. However, you learn the languages at the cost of becoming mute.

I wish Edward could speak again.
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Postby Edward » Wed Nov 17, 2010 6:51 pm

Granted, but now I speak Swahili.

I wish I was back to normal.
[thread=43825]MOES[/thread] One sig to rule them all. One sig to find them. One sig to bring them all, and in 250 px or less bind them. In the land of Mordor, where the sigs do not scroll.

Real men don't sparkle, real men defeat dark wizards.

"Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise cannot see all ends."

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Postby Sapphire225 » Wed Nov 17, 2010 7:21 pm

Granted. However, you'll never be able to speak another different language ever again.

I wish I could read my dog's mind.
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Postby Edward » Wed Nov 17, 2010 7:26 pm

Granted, but now you have discovered a plot by dogs everywhere to assassinate their masters when they least expect it and then take over the world, causing events eerily similar to Animal Farm.

I wish you didn't just learn this horrible truth.
[thread=43825]MOES[/thread] One sig to rule them all. One sig to find them. One sig to bring them all, and in 250 px or less bind them. In the land of Mordor, where the sigs do not scroll.

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"Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise cannot see all ends."

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Postby sailorsaturn » Thu Nov 18, 2010 3:48 pm

Granted, but now there is no way to stop the dogs.

I wish my brothers wouldn't play video games so much so that I could have the TV for once, or at least have something to listen to besides gunshots.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Thu Nov 18, 2010 5:14 pm

Granted, but now the gunshots are real - and the bullets are aimed at you.

I wish that insane mutant alien squid would invade from outer space.
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Postby Sapphire225 » Fri Nov 19, 2010 8:53 am

Granted, they abduct only you to experiment on you and leave Earth, thinking it isn't worth conquering.

I wish transformers were real!
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Postby Edward » Fri Nov 19, 2010 12:44 pm

Granted, buy they're all Decepticons.

I wish there were Autobots too.
[thread=43825]MOES[/thread] One sig to rule them all. One sig to find them. One sig to bring them all, and in 250 px or less bind them. In the land of Mordor, where the sigs do not scroll.

Real men don't sparkle, real men defeat dark wizards.

"Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise cannot see all ends."

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Postby Sapphire225 » Fri Nov 19, 2010 4:36 pm

(Lol! First thing that came to mind was All Hail Megatron xD)

Granted, but there the Autobots from the "Shattered Glass" universe, which are also evil and they take over the Earth.
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Postby Diamond Dragon » Fri Nov 19, 2010 8:17 pm

I wish that you had posted A wish. >.>
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Postby Nate » Fri Nov 19, 2010 8:32 pm

Granted, but the wish is so airtight and uncorruptable that if she had posted it, the thread would have been forced to end.

I wish that Diamond Dragon was an actual dragon made of diamonds so I could kill her and become rich by selling her corpse.
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Postby Sapphire225 » Fri Nov 19, 2010 8:40 pm

Granted, but the polic catch up to you and you are sentenced to death for killing the Diamond Dragon. And the diamonds turn out to be fake.

I wish I was a super heroine.
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Postby Edward » Fri Nov 19, 2010 8:58 pm

Granted, but some druggie confuses you with super heroin, and after shooting himself up with you, dies of an overdose.

I wish the druggie hadn't confused you with heroin.
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Postby Peanut » Fri Nov 19, 2010 9:09 pm

Granted, they confused her to be a Big Mac instead and ate her in a terrible bit of cannibalism.

I wish the Spathi were a real alien race.
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Postby QuirkyIceHeart » Fri Nov 19, 2010 9:16 pm

You are, but this makes you the biggest enemy of the super villain, Liverguy. And since you used a wish to get this instead of genuine hard work and SWEAT, you have little if any experience. So in a matter of moments your new enemy has killed you and massacred hundreds of innocents, all with the hardwork and sweat that you just didn't have.

I wish that Sapphire225 wasn't so lazy.
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Postby Hitomi » Fri Nov 19, 2010 11:00 pm

wish granted but now you have become lazy

i wish my back did not hurt
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Postby Yuki-Anne » Sat Nov 20, 2010 1:57 am

Granted. But now the rest of you hurts.

I wish I could eat all the cookies I wanted and remain thin.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Sat Nov 20, 2010 2:47 am

Granted, but it's because of intestinal parasites that prevent you from extracting nutrition from anything you eat, so you're slowly starving to death.

I wish that Yuki-Anne could be saved from that gruesome death by the power trio of love, friendship, and modern medicine.
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Postby rocklobster » Sat Nov 20, 2010 5:41 am

Granted, but the side effect is that she wants to hug everyone while shouting "LOVE AND PEACE!"
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Sat Nov 20, 2010 1:47 pm

Granted, but it's in Antarctica, and you can only afford a one way ticket out there.

I wish Rocklobster would enjoy his new life among the penguins.
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Postby Nate » Sat Nov 20, 2010 3:02 pm

Granted, but he begins to think he is a penguin, and dies of hypothermia after trying to dive for food.

I wish rocklobster had remembered he was a human.
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Postby QuirkyIceHeart » Sun Nov 21, 2010 1:38 am

Granted, so instead of trying to dive for food, he murders and consumes hundreds of penguins over his lifetime to survive. They eventually revolt and throw him into the frigid water themselves, causing him to die of hypothermia anyway. The course of history is inevitable, it would seem...

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Postby rocklobster » Sun Nov 21, 2010 11:56 am

Granted, unfortunately, punk clothes are now outlawed. Drabby clothes are the only thing permissible and you have none.
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Postby Sapphire225 » Sun Nov 21, 2010 12:26 pm

I wish rocklobster had a wish up (Ironic since I did the same thing xD)
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Sun Nov 21, 2010 1:36 pm

Grated, but the wish is for the most wonderful thing in your wildest dreams... and now you have to corrupt it.

I wish the next poster would receive his or her most wonderful, wildest dream.
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Postby Yuki-Anne » Sun Nov 21, 2010 4:36 pm

Granted. Thanks for the toast! And the husband. And the film career.

I wish I had some apples.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Sun Nov 21, 2010 8:25 pm

Granted. They're Adam's Apples, because you're now a man.

I wish for US$100,000.
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Postby Kerusso » Sun Nov 21, 2010 9:00 pm

Granted, but they're all in Monopoly money.

I wish I had pyromania.
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Postby Nate » Sun Nov 21, 2010 9:23 pm

Uh...granted. You get arrested for arson?

I wish the last poster's wish had made sense.
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