Corrupted wish game

[sailorsaturn]

Granted, but it's because the school blew up.

I wish Voldemort would quit stalking me on Facebook.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. Now Voldemort is stalking you in real life.

I wish that at the end of the final Harry Potter movie, Sauron would burst in and kill everyone.

[samurai10]

Granted, but in the final moments, Harry Potter(oh the dear boy! XD) lets out a burst of magic that kills everybody including Sauron, and the school falls apart....tragically...XD

i wish my laundry would fold itself

[Sapphire225]

Granted, they fold themselves...into extremely tight knots!

I wish there was a dollar for everytime I trip.

[QtheQreater]

Granted, but the dollar goes to Bill Gates.

I wish I owned a spaceship.

[Sapphire225]

Granted. Unfortunately the spaceship you got belonged to evil alien invaders, and they track down their ship and now plan to conquer Earth. Way to go.

I wish I was taller.

[Edward]

Granted, you are now one picometer, that is, 1x10^-12 meters, taller.

I wish I didn't have to write a reflective essay in my English class.

[Sapphire225]

Granted, you have to write FIVE reflective essays instead of A Reflective Essay.

I wish I had the ability to read all of my professeurs's mind.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. Unfortunately, you learn that they are all plotting to kill you, and you have to make a run for it before they make their move. Your flight tips them off that you know something, so they end up chasing you around the world, killing your friends and blowing up your homes and vehicles in attempts to kill you.

I wish that Sapphire225 hadn't just thrown away her life with that last wish.

[rocklobster]

granted, now she gets to start completely over.
I wish unicorns really existed.

[samurai10]

Granted, but they are mean creatures, who love to kill people. Way to go on decreasing the population...

i wish i didn't have to do a book report ever again.

[Nate]

Granted. All books have now disappeared from the face of the planet, making it impossible for book reports to be done.

I wish that the boxes of Hi-C I bought in the store didn't have cheap plastic straws with tiny holes in them so that when I try to drink from the box it doesn't flow smoothly.

[QuirkyIceHeart]

Granted. Now we're in a greater economic crisis due to the money spent to make better straws, and the Hi-C business vanishes altogether.

I wish that I didn't have to sleep.

[sailorsaturn]

Granted, but you still feel like you need to sleep, but can't.

I wish that I was a master at Jenga!

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. You have a M.A. in Jenga, and the college loans to prove it. Good luck getting a job to pay that back when all you know is Jenga...

I wish for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

[Sapphire225]

Granted, you get some outdated peanut butter and "jelly, if you can call it that," between two moldy pieces of bread. Bon appetite!

I wish for a talking parrot.

[sailorsaturn]

Granted, but he has a potty mouth and uses it most around small children, elderly people, and your boss.

I wish my dogs didn't bark at cats.

[OfficerSting]

Granted. Now he barks at you, your family, and your friends. Constantly.

I wish, I wish, I was a fish.

[Sapphire225]

Granted, too bad your now a fish filet! Yum!

I wish the vending machine didn't eat my quarters.

[Tamachan319]

Granted, it eats your nickels, pennies, and dimes! But not your quarters.
I wish I could rid myself of all headaches, forever.

[animefanatic777]

Granted, now everything else aches forever, I am sorry

I wish I wasn't so busy this month so I could chillax here on CAA more often =/

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. Everything else that you "have to" do is meaningless now, because you have a fatal disease and only a month and a half to live. We'll miss you.

I wish there was a cure for whatever animefanatic777 has.

[animefanatic777]

Granted, to bad it was an unstable medicine that cause an infection that made me turn in to a zombie, no, scratch that, a SUPER zombie! Then whenever I come in to contact with people, they turn in to one to. Sadly though, no one knows I am a zombie because I do not take the appearance of zombie, though everyone else does, and all the zombies are invisible to me, and I am invisible to them, so all the zombies of brethren and I end up living alone, bumping in to invisible zombies.

I wish that/this never happens/ed!

[Sapphire225]

Granted. Unfortunately, you still have the fatal disease and a little over a month to live now.

I wish there was some alternate cure for animefanatic777's disease.

[QuirkyIceHeart]

Granted. Unfortunately, that means flat out killing him.

I wish I didn't feel like I was dying all the time.

[Nate]

Granted. There are now 2 seconds in each day where you don't feel like you're dying.

I wish that there was no such thing as wind (er, the weather phenomenon, not the member).

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but we still have the expression, and the act, of passing wind. Our dear friend and fellow-member wind now has a horrible life, and spicy burritos now bring a great deal more pain, as human anatomy is much better adapted to allowing the passage of gases than of full-sized human beings.

Why would you even wish that, you weirdo?

I wish that Nate was Russian.

[Sapphire225]

Granted, but he's prefers Soviet Russia, and has gotten Russia (the hetalian character) tocome after you

I wish all my homework would be easier.

[Nate]

Granted. Your homework is so easy that it takes you no time at all to finish it, which is why teachers have now assigned one hundred times more homework due to the easiness of it.

I wish LucasArts would stop making so many Star Wars games and make some good, original games like they used to.

[samurai10]

Granted. But they make them ten times harder, so hard, they're no fun anymore.

i wish my violin would practice itself.