I wish I could read guys minds so they wouldn't be so confusing! :p
Corrupted wish game
Granted, but when you go out saving the world you mix up your bread shurikens with your real shurikens.....and you die.
I wish I could read guys minds so they wouldn't be so confusing! :p
I wish I could read guys minds so they wouldn't be so confusing! :p
Cast in the name of God, ye not guilty.
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At the heart of mature masculinity is a sense of benevolent responsibility to lead, provide for and protect women in ways appropriate to a man's differing relationships.[/color]
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At the heart of mature masculinity is a sense of benevolent responsibility to lead, provide for and protect women in ways appropriate to a man's differing relationships.[/color]
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FadedOne - Posts: 881
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Firestorm, that was awesome XD lol
Granted, but you find out that it's not that we're to confusing, it's that we're to simple for you woman, so your mind reading ends up delving to deep in to men's minds, making you simple like us, and very uninteresting to mostly anyone.
I wish what I said made sense. XD
Granted, but you find out that it's not that we're to confusing, it's that we're to simple for you woman, so your mind reading ends up delving to deep in to men's minds, making you simple like us, and very uninteresting to mostly anyone.
I wish what I said made sense. XD
Christianity + Anime = Christianime. 'Nuff said, ja?
Phoenix Wright: "Stay down... This seems suspicious... I wonder who this guy is..."
Professor Layton: "Hmm... Why, this reminds me of a puzzle!"
Phoenix: "Wait, wha-!? Is this really the ti-!"
Maya: " Oh Nick, don't be such a fuddy duddy! Try out a puzzle! C'mon Professor, give him your best shot! Nick'll solve anything you've got!"
Luke: " Yes! The Professor only gives easy ones anyway. I am sure you won't have any issues!"
Phoenix: "OK... I guess, but don't you think-"
Maya: "Shh! Listen Nick! You'll miss something important like you usually do!"
Layton: "-Insert some insane puzzle/riddle thing-"
Phoenix: "..."
Everyone stares. Maya get's uncomfortably close.
Phoenix: "... Oh look! He's gone in to the castle, let's go after him and investigate! -Runs off-"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJpjP67sYb8&p=CA5E91BA2858442A&index=9&playnext=1
Phoenix Wright: "Stay down... This seems suspicious... I wonder who this guy is..."
Professor Layton: "Hmm... Why, this reminds me of a puzzle!"
Phoenix: "Wait, wha-!? Is this really the ti-!"
Maya: " Oh Nick, don't be such a fuddy duddy! Try out a puzzle! C'mon Professor, give him your best shot! Nick'll solve anything you've got!"
Luke: " Yes! The Professor only gives easy ones anyway. I am sure you won't have any issues!"
Phoenix: "OK... I guess, but don't you think-"
Maya: "Shh! Listen Nick! You'll miss something important like you usually do!"
Layton: "-Insert some insane puzzle/riddle thing-"
Phoenix: "..."
Everyone stares. Maya get's uncomfortably close.
Phoenix: "... Oh look! He's gone in to the castle, let's go after him and investigate! -Runs off-"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJpjP67sYb8&p=CA5E91BA2858442A&index=9&playnext=1
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animefanatic777 - Posts: 43
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- Location: San Diego CA, where it's super hot >.<;
Granted, but only to sea anemones.
I wish that sea anemones knew everything there was to know.
I wish that sea anemones knew everything there was to know.
The cake used to be a lie like you, but then it took a portal to the deception core.
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Kaligraphic - Posts: 2002
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- Location: The catbox of DOOM!
Granted, sadly, they don't share it. Because if they did, they could tell when the apocalypse was going to happen, so God made them with no mouth to speak with.
I wish that Math wasn't so difficult to learn =/
I wish that Math wasn't so difficult to learn =/
Christianity + Anime = Christianime. 'Nuff said, ja?
Phoenix Wright: "Stay down... This seems suspicious... I wonder who this guy is..."
Professor Layton: "Hmm... Why, this reminds me of a puzzle!"
Phoenix: "Wait, wha-!? Is this really the ti-!"
Maya: " Oh Nick, don't be such a fuddy duddy! Try out a puzzle! C'mon Professor, give him your best shot! Nick'll solve anything you've got!"
Luke: " Yes! The Professor only gives easy ones anyway. I am sure you won't have any issues!"
Phoenix: "OK... I guess, but don't you think-"
Maya: "Shh! Listen Nick! You'll miss something important like you usually do!"
Layton: "-Insert some insane puzzle/riddle thing-"
Phoenix: "..."
Everyone stares. Maya get's uncomfortably close.
Phoenix: "... Oh look! He's gone in to the castle, let's go after him and investigate! -Runs off-"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJpjP67sYb8&p=CA5E91BA2858442A&index=9&playnext=1
Phoenix Wright: "Stay down... This seems suspicious... I wonder who this guy is..."
Professor Layton: "Hmm... Why, this reminds me of a puzzle!"
Phoenix: "Wait, wha-!? Is this really the ti-!"
Maya: " Oh Nick, don't be such a fuddy duddy! Try out a puzzle! C'mon Professor, give him your best shot! Nick'll solve anything you've got!"
Luke: " Yes! The Professor only gives easy ones anyway. I am sure you won't have any issues!"
Phoenix: "OK... I guess, but don't you think-"
Maya: "Shh! Listen Nick! You'll miss something important like you usually do!"
Layton: "-Insert some insane puzzle/riddle thing-"
Phoenix: "..."
Everyone stares. Maya get's uncomfortably close.
Phoenix: "... Oh look! He's gone in to the castle, let's go after him and investigate! -Runs off-"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJpjP67sYb8&p=CA5E91BA2858442A&index=9&playnext=1
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animefanatic777 - Posts: 43
- Joined: Wed Oct 27, 2010 11:52 am
- Location: San Diego CA, where it's super hot >.<;
Granted, but now every other subject is downright impossible.
I wish that my drawing books weren't falling apart.
I wish that my drawing books weren't falling apart.
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[font="Book Antiqua"][color="DeepSkyBlue"]Carry This Rose In Your Sig, As Thanks, To All The CAA Moderators.[/color][/font]
[font="Book Antiqua"][color="DeepSkyBlue"]Carry This Rose In Your Sig, As Thanks, To All The CAA Moderators.[/color][/font]
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[color="Pink"]chatbot 03:36 - Blacklight asks, are you sane?
My answer: It's hard to say, really.[/color]
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Blacklight - Posts: 360
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- Location: Nowhere...
Granted, it's your hands that are falling apart.
I wish for world peace.
I wish for world peace.
The cake used to be a lie like you, but then it took a portal to the deception core.
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Kaligraphic - Posts: 2002
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- Location: The catbox of DOOM!
Granted... unfortunately, the individual granting your wish has mistaken the word "peace" for the word "piece", and you now have a chunk of earth in your possession. Congratulations!
I wish for my own personal study complete with a couch, bookshelves and a desk.
I wish for my own personal study complete with a couch, bookshelves and a desk.
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[font="Book Antiqua"][color="DeepSkyBlue"]Carry This Rose In Your Sig, As Thanks, To All The CAA Moderators.[/color][/font]
[font="Book Antiqua"][color="DeepSkyBlue"]Carry This Rose In Your Sig, As Thanks, To All The CAA Moderators.[/color][/font]
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[color="Pink"]chatbot 03:36 - Blacklight asks, are you sane?
My answer: It's hard to say, really.[/color]
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Blacklight - Posts: 360
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- Location: Nowhere...
Granted. But there's no door, so essentially you're trapped with no means of getting sustenance, and no bathroom.
I wish my wish grantings didn't involve poop as much as they do. It's getting weird.
I wish my wish grantings didn't involve poop as much as they do. It's getting weird.
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Yuki-Anne - Posts: 1637
- Joined: Thu Aug 10, 2006 10:33 am
- Location: Japan
Granted, but now all your wishes must somehow involve poop.
I wish for a perfectly random number.
I wish for a perfectly random number.
The cake used to be a lie like you, but then it took a portal to the deception core.
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Kaligraphic - Posts: 2002
- Joined: Wed Jul 21, 2004 12:00 pm
- Location: The catbox of DOOM!
Granted, next time you're in line and they tell you to pull a number you get the perfectly random number of 9,638. Too bad they are only serving number 12. Have fun waiting in line. 
I wish that Kaligraphic wasn't currently residing in the catbox of DOOM.
I wish that Kaligraphic wasn't currently residing in the catbox of DOOM.
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sailorsaturn - Posts: 53
- Joined: Tue Jul 06, 2010 1:45 pm
- Location: Livin in the ocean
Granted. He (or she?) now resides in the catbox of CERTAIN DEATH.
I wish I had been able to sleep last night.
I wish I had been able to sleep last night.
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Yuki-Anne - Posts: 1637
- Joined: Thu Aug 10, 2006 10:33 am
- Location: Japan
Granted, but you weren't able to wake, and are currently in a coma... dreaming about pooping.
I wish that Yuki-Anne would wake up from her coma.
I wish that Yuki-Anne would wake up from her coma.
The cake used to be a lie like you, but then it took a portal to the deception core.
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Kaligraphic - Posts: 2002
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- Location: The catbox of DOOM!
Granted. But I'm still in a halfway daze and can't make any coherent wishes.
I wish for zaapfff lasbowgden nagrefelltorma
I wish for zaapfff lasbowgden nagrefelltorma
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Yuki-Anne - Posts: 1637
- Joined: Thu Aug 10, 2006 10:33 am
- Location: Japan
Granted, the aliens will me invading next week.
I wish that cats didn't run between your legs when you're walking.
I wish that cats didn't run between your legs when you're walking.
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sailorsaturn - Posts: 53
- Joined: Tue Jul 06, 2010 1:45 pm
- Location: Livin in the ocean
Granted. Now they saunter leisurely and stop right in front of your foot.
I wish people didn't kick cats.
I wish people didn't kick cats.
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Yuki-Anne - Posts: 1637
- Joined: Thu Aug 10, 2006 10:33 am
- Location: Japan
Granted, now cats kick people.
I wish I had a lifetime supply of Reeses cups!
I wish I had a lifetime supply of Reeses cups!
"Because the World isn't as cruel as you take it to be." ~ Celty, Durarara!!
Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the LORD your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you."
~Deuteronomy 31:6
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We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. ~ Iris Murdoch
Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the LORD your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you."
~Deuteronomy 31:6
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We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. ~ Iris Murdoch
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Sapphire225 - Posts: 640
- Joined: Tue Aug 08, 2006 8:49 pm
- Location: U.S.A
Granted, you now have a lifetime's supply of Reese's used athletic cups!XD
I wish I was an Allomancer
I wish I was an Allomancer
[thread=43825]MOES[/thread] One sig to rule them all. One sig to find them. One sig to bring them all, and in 250 px or less bind them. In the land of Mordor, where the sigs do not scroll.
Real men don't sparkle, real men defeat dark wizards.
"Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise cannot see all ends."
chatbot 07:24 - Edward asks, do you ever give relevant answers chatty?
My answer: No
Real men don't sparkle, real men defeat dark wizards.
"Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise cannot see all ends."
chatbot 07:24 - Edward asks, do you ever give relevant answers chatty?
My answer: No
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Edward - Posts: 433
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- Location: Neither here nor there
Granted, but you are a hotheaded rookie, thinking you could do all those awesome powers on your own, you end up killing yourself
I wish I wasn't so tired!
I wish I wasn't so tired!
Christianity + Anime = Christianime. 'Nuff said, ja?
Phoenix Wright: "Stay down... This seems suspicious... I wonder who this guy is..."
Professor Layton: "Hmm... Why, this reminds me of a puzzle!"
Phoenix: "Wait, wha-!? Is this really the ti-!"
Maya: " Oh Nick, don't be such a fuddy duddy! Try out a puzzle! C'mon Professor, give him your best shot! Nick'll solve anything you've got!"
Luke: " Yes! The Professor only gives easy ones anyway. I am sure you won't have any issues!"
Phoenix: "OK... I guess, but don't you think-"
Maya: "Shh! Listen Nick! You'll miss something important like you usually do!"
Layton: "-Insert some insane puzzle/riddle thing-"
Phoenix: "..."
Everyone stares. Maya get's uncomfortably close.
Phoenix: "... Oh look! He's gone in to the castle, let's go after him and investigate! -Runs off-"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJpjP67sYb8&p=CA5E91BA2858442A&index=9&playnext=1
Phoenix Wright: "Stay down... This seems suspicious... I wonder who this guy is..."
Professor Layton: "Hmm... Why, this reminds me of a puzzle!"
Phoenix: "Wait, wha-!? Is this really the ti-!"
Maya: " Oh Nick, don't be such a fuddy duddy! Try out a puzzle! C'mon Professor, give him your best shot! Nick'll solve anything you've got!"
Luke: " Yes! The Professor only gives easy ones anyway. I am sure you won't have any issues!"
Phoenix: "OK... I guess, but don't you think-"
Maya: "Shh! Listen Nick! You'll miss something important like you usually do!"
Layton: "-Insert some insane puzzle/riddle thing-"
Phoenix: "..."
Everyone stares. Maya get's uncomfortably close.
Phoenix: "... Oh look! He's gone in to the castle, let's go after him and investigate! -Runs off-"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJpjP67sYb8&p=CA5E91BA2858442A&index=9&playnext=1
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animefanatic777 - Posts: 43
- Joined: Wed Oct 27, 2010 11:52 am
- Location: San Diego CA, where it's super hot >.<;
Granted, you are completely awaken by a giant comet crashing and destroying your bedroom.
I wish I had a giant robot!
I wish I had a giant robot!
"Because the World isn't as cruel as you take it to be." ~ Celty, Durarara!!
Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the LORD your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you."
~Deuteronomy 31:6
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We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. ~ Iris Murdoch
Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the LORD your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you."
~Deuteronomy 31:6
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We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. ~ Iris Murdoch
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Sapphire225 - Posts: 640
- Joined: Tue Aug 08, 2006 8:49 pm
- Location: U.S.A
Granted, but it's a gundam. Prepare for a life of angst.
I wish I was Doc Brown's assistant.
I wish I was Doc Brown's assistant.
"Before I formed you in the womb I knew you, and before you were born I consecrated you. I appointed you to be a prophet of all nations."
--Jeremiah 1:5
Hit me up on social media!
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I'm also on Amino as Radical Edward, and on Reddit as Rocklobster as well.
click here for my playlist!
my last fm profile!
--Jeremiah 1:5
Hit me up on social media!
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100007205508246<--Facebook
I'm also on Amino as Radical Edward, and on Reddit as Rocklobster as well.
click here for my playlist!
my last fm profile!
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rocklobster - Posts: 8903
- Joined: Mon Dec 20, 2004 1:27 pm
- Location: Planet Claire
Granted, but you end up getting used as a human shield against the Libyans.
I wish Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot were my personal butlers.
I wish Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot were my personal butlers.
[font="Book Antiqua"][color="Purple"]For the love of Christ controls us, having concluded this: that one died for all, therefore all died; and he that died for all, so that they who live might no longer live for themselves, but for Him who died and rose again on their behalf. II Corinthians 5:14-15[/color][/font]
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Blitzkrieg1701 - Posts: 1884
- Joined: Wed Jun 02, 2004 9:01 am
- Location: Washington, DC (when I'm not in an alternate universe)
Granted, now MST3K studio is after you for stealing their robots.
I wish I had a Saint Bernard with all his shots (To avoid a Cujo of course, heh heh heh)
I wish I had a Saint Bernard with all his shots (To avoid a Cujo of course, heh heh heh)
"Because the World isn't as cruel as you take it to be." ~ Celty, Durarara!!
Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the LORD your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you."
~Deuteronomy 31:6
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We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. ~ Iris Murdoch
Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the LORD your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you."
~Deuteronomy 31:6
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We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. ~ Iris Murdoch
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Sapphire225 - Posts: 640
- Joined: Tue Aug 08, 2006 8:49 pm
- Location: U.S.A
Granted. He has all shots... even one in the head. You're kind of sick for wanting a dead dog... O_O
I wish you had a living dog.
I wish you had a living dog.
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Yuki-Anne - Posts: 1637
- Joined: Thu Aug 10, 2006 10:33 am
- Location: Japan
Granted, but the dog happens to be Clifford, the big red dog. And he's so huge he destroys your house just by sitting down.
I wish the Sy-fy Channel went back to its original name.
I wish the Sy-fy Channel went back to its original name.
"Before I formed you in the womb I knew you, and before you were born I consecrated you. I appointed you to be a prophet of all nations."
--Jeremiah 1:5
Hit me up on social media!
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100007205508246<--Facebook
I'm also on Amino as Radical Edward, and on Reddit as Rocklobster as well.
click here for my playlist!
my last fm profile!
--Jeremiah 1:5
Hit me up on social media!
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100007205508246<--Facebook
I'm also on Amino as Radical Edward, and on Reddit as Rocklobster as well.
click here for my playlist!
my last fm profile!
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rocklobster - Posts: 8903
- Joined: Mon Dec 20, 2004 1:27 pm
- Location: Planet Claire
Granted, at the cost of the name though, all the shows you like are now gone for al eternity.
I wish for my homework to do itself.
I wish for my homework to do itself.
"Because the World isn't as cruel as you take it to be." ~ Celty, Durarara!!
Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the LORD your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you."
~Deuteronomy 31:6
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We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. ~ Iris Murdoch
Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the LORD your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you."
~Deuteronomy 31:6
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We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. ~ Iris Murdoch
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Sapphire225 - Posts: 640
- Joined: Tue Aug 08, 2006 8:49 pm
- Location: U.S.A
Granted, but it turns out homework doesn't really know much about itself, so your grade won't be very impressive.
I wish this headache would go away before the convention this weekend.
I wish this headache would go away before the convention this weekend.
[font="Book Antiqua"][color="Purple"]For the love of Christ controls us, having concluded this: that one died for all, therefore all died; and he that died for all, so that they who live might no longer live for themselves, but for Him who died and rose again on their behalf. II Corinthians 5:14-15[/color][/font]
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Blitzkrieg1701 - Posts: 1884
- Joined: Wed Jun 02, 2004 9:01 am
- Location: Washington, DC (when I'm not in an alternate universe)
Granted, your head has now been decapitated, no worries about that now!
I wish for my chemistry class to be cancelled tomorrow.
I wish for my chemistry class to be cancelled tomorrow.
"Because the World isn't as cruel as you take it to be." ~ Celty, Durarara!!
Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the LORD your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you."
~Deuteronomy 31:6
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We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. ~ Iris Murdoch
Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the LORD your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you."
~Deuteronomy 31:6
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We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. ~ Iris Murdoch
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Sapphire225 - Posts: 640
- Joined: Tue Aug 08, 2006 8:49 pm
- Location: U.S.A
Granted, you are now incapable of feeling the sensation of coldness. Of course, it leaves you at the mercy of frostbite and other temperature-related afflictions, so be careful from now on.
I wish a little green man with purple hair and polkadot socks would briefly appear behind me whenever I said the word "sauerkraut."
I wish a little green man with purple hair and polkadot socks would briefly appear behind me whenever I said the word "sauerkraut."
[font="Book Antiqua"][color="Purple"]For the love of Christ controls us, having concluded this: that one died for all, therefore all died; and he that died for all, so that they who live might no longer live for themselves, but for Him who died and rose again on their behalf. II Corinthians 5:14-15[/color][/font]
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Blitzkrieg1701 - Posts: 1884
- Joined: Wed Jun 02, 2004 9:01 am
- Location: Washington, DC (when I'm not in an alternate universe)
Granted:
but now you can ONLY say sauerkraut.
I wish the school day ended quicker.
but now you can ONLY say sauerkraut.
I wish the school day ended quicker.
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