Corrupted wish game

[QtheQreater]

Granted, but you are also attacked by a hoard of flying squirrels 3 seconds after the music begins. Use your gift wisely.

I wish that a large sum of money would appear in my mailbox.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, but it's guarded by the hoard of flying monkeys, so don't bother going near it unless I'm putting on some sunglasses.

I wish Coke made a breakfast cereal.

[rocklobster]

Granted, but it tastes like that New Coke instead of the coke we all know and love. (well those of us who like coke anyway)
I wish Care Bears worked for God.

[Yuki-Anne]

Granted. They are the four Care Bears of the Apocalypse. It's the end of the world and millions of people are dying, but at least they are dying in a caring way.

I wish I had a dollar for every time someone said, "Haters Gonna Hate."

[animefanatic777]

Granted, then you become the richest person alive :3... Wait... Uhh... Err... Then... Then you explode in an unexplainable way. BD XD

I wish that I could get in to the voice acting business :3

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, you just got a call from a company that is dubbing extreme tentacle horror porn, and they need voice talent right away. Of course, if you do it, you'll forever be locked into that genre, and never get any mainstream parts. Oh, and you're voicing one of the tentacles. And they don't pay you.

I wish that the Combine cared for humanity like a long lost brother.

[animefanatic777]

For some reason I saw that coming XD lol

Granted, but they hated that long lost brother and desired to kill it. Making it explode!

I wish for a chance in the voice acting business BESIDES voicing Tentacle #4! XD

[Blacklight]

Granted, but you get the role of an unlikeable side character who gets killed off halfway through the story.

I wish for a full and complete understanding of bone and muscle anatomy to aid in my drawing.

[ABlipinTime]

granted, but the anatomy and bone structure is of fish.

I wish for colored leaves to fall despite my current location.

[rocklobster]

Granted, but your house has leaves all over the floor. And they all have thorns. Hope you don't walk around barefoot.
I wish I had a talking horse.

[samurai10]

granted, but the talking horse is a jerk, calling you names, humiliating you in public. nothing like a narnia horse.

i wish somebody would do all my homework for me

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but it's someone who not only gets everything wrong, but thinks that "2 + 2 = boobies" is hilarious. Also, they call your teacher Hitler. Yeah, you're getting in trouble if you try to turn that in.

I wish that there was a civilization of super-intelligent, peaceful, super-advanced, spacefaring fish.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, to the extent that they're they're the Belser Army from the Darius games. That whole "peaceful" thing might not work out too well...

I wish this burn on my finger would hurry up and heal.

[samurai10]

XD oh man that made me laugh, Kaligraphic. XD

granted, but in place of it, you get 2 more 4by4 inch burns on both your hands. i feel for you....XD

i wish that somebody would do all my homework for me CORRECTLY and make it so that i won't get in trouble XD

[sailorsaturn]

Granted, that someone is you. ^_^

I wish I could figure out this sudoku.

[animefanatic777]

Granted, you figured it out wrongly though BD XD lol

I wish for this burrito next to me to come to life so it can put itself in to my mouth, thus making me more lazy then I already am BD

[Edward]

Granted, but the burrito decides to choke you to death as revenge for eating all of its friends.

I wish the person next to you knew the Heimlich Maneuver.

[animefanatic777]

That make me laugh XD

Granted, unfortunately, that person is imaginary They perform well, but they just go right there me!

I wish I wasn't dead right now

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, you weren't dead right when you posted the wish, but by now you're stone cold dead.

I wish for an awesomeclysm.

[rocklobster]

Granted. But that causes the end of the universe itself. At least it looked awesome.
I wish Stan Lee lived next door.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, but he keeps coming over to your place at odd hours of the night, trying to tell about how he actually turned into The Hulk once.

I wish Pink Floyd had their own video game... and it was a combination of RPG and Vehicular Combat.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. They have it. You don't. It's awesome, but they won't ever let you play it.

I wish that spaghetti grew on trees.

[FadedOne]

Granted, but they are man-eating trees. >:D

I wish I had telekinetic powers like I do in Bioshock.

[samurai10]

Granted, but they suddenly go out of control. police come in the middle of the night, because all your neighbors are screaming with pain. they arrest you.....O.O what a tragic end. XD

I wish that i could watch D. Gray Man

[Nate]

Granted. You can watch it, but it has no sound or subtitles.

I wish I was better at video games.

[rocklobster]

Granted. You are so good that you are sucked into your video game system and become its version of Captain N. Problem is, if you die here, you die for real. No extra lives or continues.
I wish there was a Captain Wii Cartoon.

[sailorsaturn]

Granted, but but it's a ripoff of Captain America.
I wish birthday wishes worked.

[Yuki-Anne]

Granted. Good luck with your new pony. You have to feed it, care for it, and clean up after it. Oh, and it poops WAY more than the average pony.

I wish I could play violin.

[animefanatic777]

Granted, Congratulations! To bad you're only good with Wii Musics Violin <.<;

I wish that I could have a cheeseburger right now...

[firestorm]

granted but with 2 exceptions:
1. it doesn't have cheese
2. He's actually a citizen of the city of Hamburg, Germany
Hope you enjoy him, you sick Cannibal!

I wish I was a ninja chef whose speciality was shuriken-shaped pita bread.