Corrupted wish game

[sailorsaturn]

Granted, but everyone who isn't a zombie is too afraid to get close enough to give it to them and the zombies are actually smart enough to try to give it to themselves, but not smart enough to do it correctly. It is all wasted.

I wish that when the zombies DO raise the worst they'll want to do is dance the Thriller.

[rocklobster]

Granted, but they're bad dancers.
I wish these zombie-themed wishes would stop.

[Yuki-Anne]

Granted. Now we are all sad and have nothing more to wish for.

I wish for something to wish for.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted. We all wish for NIC CAGE.

I wish Nicholas Cage was an Academy Award winner.

[Yuki-Anne]

Granted. We now live in a world that considers "The Wicker Man" good entertainment.

I wish Nicholas Cage could actually act.

[samurai10]

Granted, but a fairy visits him in the night, and now his voice is the most annoying voice on the face of the planet.

I wish my headache would go away.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted. By swiftly removing your head, we can guarantee it will never bother you again.

I wish Mexican Pizzas were their own food group.

[Edward]

Granted, but it's at the top of the food pyramid, and it's recommended that you eat no more than one a month.

I wish that Robert Jordan was still alive to complete The Wheel of Time.

[rocklobster]

Granted, but the book The Gathering Storm is now given its originally intended title, The Memory of Light and is so heavy that it gives major back pain to anyone who puts it into his/her backpack.
I wish Kiki from Kiki's Delivery Service lived next door to me.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. She did, for about a week, until some people decided to "burn the witch!" and set her home on fire. She collected insurance money and moved away again, and your own home sadly burned to the ground in the fire as well. I hope your insurance is as good as hers was...

I wish that rocklobster had good fire insurance.

[Peanut]

Granted, though the insurance money was little solace to him. The fire had turned him into a shambling wreck who now demands to be called Bob by anyone and everything that talks to him.

I wish WVU had a new Offensive Coordinator...

[animefanatic777]

Granted, but this new Offensive Coordinator is delusional back when he was in the war as the Resistance, and didn't win...

I wish that... I could have some chocolate pudding right now :3

[Edward]

Granted, but it's the, erm, 'wrong kind' of chocalate.

I wish I could speed read and keep comprehension.

[sailorsaturn]

Granted, not only do you become the fastest reader in the world, but you can quote entire books! It's such a shame this in just two weeks you'll go blind.

I wish this game weren't so cruel.

[Pejiilu]

Granted , But then nobody like the game because not fun at all

I wish i had a gient cookie

[sailorsaturn]

Granted, but it's peanut butter... AND YOU'RE ALLERGIC TO NUTS!

I wish I weren't allergic to shrimp.

[animefanatic777]

Granted, but Shrimp is allergic to you. Even when they are dead, they still sneeze at the very site of you.

I wish for this wish to be about something awesome.

[Sapphire225]

Granted, but the awesome wish you made only lasts for five milleseconds.
I wish I got through college in one day.

[animefanatic777]

Granted, but in order to get through Collage in one day, you would be required to wear a... TINY MINISKIRT for the rest of your days.

You can thank your signature for the inspiration for that XD

I wish you(Sapphire225) wouldn't have to wear a TINY MINISKIRT for getting through collage in one day

[Sapphire225]

Granted, but in order to get through Collage in one day, you would be required to wear a... TINY MINISKIRT for the rest of your days.

You can thank your signature for the inspiration for that XD

I wish you(Sapphire225) wouldn't have to wear a TINY MINISKIRT for getting through collage in one day

Granted, unfortunately, now I have to wear EXTREMELY TINY shorts for the rest of my days!

I wish I had my tuition paid for.

[animefanatic777]

NO. Not EXTREMELY TINY SHORTS. THAT'S UNHEARD OF.

Granted, but you find out it was paid with fake money, and so you go to jail for trying to pull a fast one on them

I wish that it would cool down here in San Diego. lol

[Pejiilu]

Granted , But it becuse's so cool it's TOO COOL 4 you <3 (heh heh get it *raises eye brows* cool Cool lolz i'm only laughing at my own joke)

I wish my comuter had more memory

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted. We just deleted everything on there, and that freed up a LOT of memory.

I wish my webcomic hosting site wasn't so problematic.

[animefanatic777]

Granted, but now everything you host become problematic :3

By the way, I laughed Pejiilu XD

I wish my childhood could have been a little more exciting.

[Yuki-Anne]

Granted. All the kidnappings, deaths, bombings, and shootouts have left you a traumatized mess.

I wish I could be in a stage production of an awesome play.

[Sapphire225]

Granted, but you play as a tree with no recognition whatsoever.

I wish for a plane ticket to Morocco!

[rocklobster]

Granted, but the plane is hijacked.
I wish Ozzy Osborne did Christian Metal.

[samurai10]

wish is granted, but aliens come in the night because they're mad at him for doing that, and kidnap him to Pluto. Since you were the one who wished that he did Metal, you now have to save him XD

i wish that the world was free of jerks like the one called shawn....>_>

[sailorsaturn]

Granted, but now we have tons of jerks like the cone called John.

I wish I had a pair of really nice socks.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted. They're so nice because we made them out of the rest of your clothes.

I wish I could cause a song by The Who to play out of thin air every time I dramatically put on a pair of sunglasses.